Are you Wondetained?

Oct 09 23:27:23 <Salmander> "Oh, there ya are boss."
Oct 09 23:27:40 <Dawny> Kay takes a drag and looks around, wondering who heard what.
Oct 09 23:29:55 <Salmander> "Well, I was havin' trouble rememberin', till I realized that blazin' inferno probably made findin' the place a whole lot easier.
Oct 09 23:30:12 <Ragazzo> "Hmmm?"
Oct 09 23:30:25 <Tom90deg> "That would be true….a fake tree would still be standing."
Oct 09 23:30:44 <Soulless> "Shall we be exploring it tonight?"
Oct 09 23:30:49 <E4D> "… unless the fake tree burned too."
Oct 09 23:31:02 <Tom90deg> "Always with the negative vibes Jason…"
Oct 09 23:31:04 <Ragazzo> "Depends on the quality of the fake tree."
Oct 09 23:31:09 <Dawny> "I agree with him"
Oct 09 23:31:43 <Tom90deg> "Oh, I'm not saying he's wrong. But it's a start. At least it'll be a lump of plastic or something rather than ash."
Oct 09 23:32:07 <Salmander> "Look, alls we gotta do is walk on over to the general area, and I'll find it."
Oct 09 23:32:32 <Tom90deg> "Alright then."
Oct 09 23:32:36 <Photosynthetic> Glen gets to its feet, arching its back (carefully) against Alicel's hand.
Oct 09 23:32:40 <Ragazzo> "Sounds fun."
Oct 09 23:32:46 <Ragazzo> "Let's go?"
Oct 09 23:33:26 <Soulless> Alicel pets just as carefully. "I do not mind it. I wonder if I could pick up some spare parts along the way?"
Oct 09 23:33:42 <Tom90deg> "I'm sure a factory would have something."
Oct 09 23:33:52 <Salmander> "C'mon." Redd begins walking towards what is now a maze of dead trees and scorched earth.
Oct 09 23:34:07 <Ragazzo> Dusty follows Redd.
Oct 09 23:34:10 <Soulless> Alicel gives Glen one last pat before getting up and following.
Oct 09 23:34:22 <Ragazzo> "See you when we get back, Glen."
Oct 09 23:34:28 <Maddy> Alice is still hanging around in her tent. Surely someone will tell her what's going on.
Oct 09 23:34:30 <Photosynthetic> "I'll come with, if you like."
Oct 09 23:34:38 <Soulless> "That would be fun, Glen."
Oct 09 23:34:49 <Ragazzo> "I have no objection."
Oct 09 23:34:50 <Photosynthetic> "Then let's go."
Oct 09 23:34:55 <Tom90deg> "Lead the way."
Oct 09 23:35:22 <Photosynthetic> "Should someone let the others know where we're going?"
Oct 09 23:36:34 <E4D> Jason nods. «Hey, everyone. Redd's got a lead on a Wondertainment factory in the area. Anyone wants to head out, bring it in by the LAV.»
Oct 09 23:37:17 <Ragazzo> Dusty does as suggested.
Oct 09 23:37:20 <Tom90deg> Zoe heads on over.
Oct 09 23:37:23 <Dexanote> Shank is already by the LAV
Oct 09 23:37:34 <Tom90deg> "Hey Dusty, you know what Wondertainment is?"
Oct 09 23:37:38 <Maddy> Alice gets up and heads over.
Oct 09 23:37:42 <MisterFlames> Midnight wanders over with Zoe.
Oct 09 23:37:56 <Tom90deg> "All, Jason would tell me that it made, Dramatic Pause, Toys."
Oct 09 23:38:27 <E4D> "That wasn't me. That was Redd."
Oct 09 23:38:41 <Tom90deg> "Ah sorry."
Oct 09 23:38:56 <Photosynthetic> "I admit curiosity as well."
Oct 09 23:39:08 <Ragazzo> "Uh, hmm. Can't say I do."
Oct 09 23:39:45 <Maddy> "It's another g-group that makes w-weird shit. L-like Prometheus, but specializes in w-weird toys and s-such." Hi Alie.
Oct 09 23:39:47 <Tom90deg> "I mean, it feels a bit omnious for a toy store."
Oct 09 23:39:56 <Ragazzo> "Ahhh."
Oct 09 23:39:59 <Tom90deg> "Ahh…Strange, but alright."
Oct 09 23:40:02 <Ragazzo> "Well ok then."
Oct 09 23:40:08 <Ragazzo> "This should be fun."
Oct 09 23:40:17 <Tom90deg> "Anything we should be on the lookout for? Heh, like the Super Happy FUn Ball?"
Oct 09 23:40:40 <Photosynthetic> "Intriguing."
Oct 09 23:42:09 <Salmander> Redd keeps walking. He turns his hat 180 degrees. "C'mon, catch up ya slow asses."
Oct 09 23:42:17 <E4D> "That said…"
Oct 09 23:42:17 <E4D> He checks his timepiece.
Oct 09 23:42:17 <E4D> "We gotta be steppin' off soon. If you're comin' with us, follow Redd."
Oct 09 23:42:28 <Photosynthetic> Glen follows.
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Oct 09 23:44:06 <Salmander> The forest is almost completely barren now, a few stumps lie here and there.
Oct 09 23:44:25 <Ragazzo> "…what the…who did this?"
Oct 09 23:44:31 <Ragazzo> Dusty knows it wasn't him.
Oct 09 23:44:45 <MisterFlames> "Afrit." Midnight says. "There will be new growth, though."
Oct 09 23:44:49 <Salmander> "A-HA!"
Oct 09 23:45:00 <Salmander> Redd dashes forward, around some dead trees.
Oct 09 23:45:02 <Photosynthetic> Glen droops.
Oct 09 23:45:17 <Photosynthetic> "This is wrong."
Oct 09 23:45:18 <Ragazzo> Dusty gives Glen petting.
Oct 09 23:45:28 <Ragazzo> "It'll grow back, like midnight says."
Oct 09 23:45:31 <Maddy> Alice, having changed into her equipment follows along as well.
Oct 09 23:45:48 <Dexanote> "Nah, tha cat thing's right, 's wrong…"
Oct 09 23:46:09 <Dexanote> "Tulips don' grow 'ere."
Oct 09 23:46:11 <Salmander> Undamaged, although soot covered, is a 5 or 6 foot tall trunk, about 4 feet wide.
Oct 09 23:46:25 <Photosynthetic> Glen squints suspiciously at.
Oct 09 23:46:28 <Photosynthetic> *at it.Oct 09 23:46:58 <Salmander> Redd leans forward and knocks on a knot in the trunk.
Oct 09 23:47:15 <MisterFlames> "Glen's got more touch with the Earth now, since I helped heal his lost connection."
Oct 09 23:47:42 <Salmander> He recites a staccato jingle. "If you want something cool, if you want something fun, Dr. Wondertainment can get it done."
Oct 09 23:48:02 <Dexanote> "Shut up Redd."
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Oct 09 23:48:20 <Salmander> The jingle immediately becomes stuck in your head. "What? It's the password okay?"
Oct 09 23:48:29 <E4D> Jason steps up behind him. <Guns up, people.>
Oct 09 23:48:52 <Photosynthetic> Glen's ears flatten, and it gives a little huff of laughter.
Oct 09 23:49:00 <Maddy> Alice is ready, having traded Jason his gun back for hers.
Oct 09 23:49:08 <Salmander> A portion of the trunk moves aside
Oct 09 23:49:10 <Salmander> To reveal
Oct 09 23:49:26 <Salmander> A rather grumpy looking middle aged man
Oct 09 23:49:43 <Dexanote> Shank flatfaces and vanishes
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Oct 09 23:49:54 <Salmander> He looks at the guns. Then at Redd. Then at the guns. Then at Redd. Then at the guns.
Oct 09 23:50:11 <Photosynthetic> Glen stares.
Oct 09 23:50:30 <E4D> Jason stares from behind Oxide's faceplate. "Y'ello."
Oct 09 23:50:36 <Salmander> "Oh, this is just great. thanks Redd. FOR ONCE. IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE. CAN YOU PLEASE THINK ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING."
Oct 09 23:50:43 <Ragazzo> "…."
Oct 09 23:50:48 <Maddy> <Rude.>
Oct 09 23:51:10 <Salmander> Redd tilts a hat at the man, and turns to the group. "Everyone, Mr. Mad. He's a bit on the grumpy side."
Oct 09 23:51:20 <Photosynthetic> Blink. Blink.
Oct 09 23:51:27 <Photosynthetic> Glen bows.
Oct 09 23:51:32 <E4D> <Easy there, tiger.>
Oct 09 23:51:40 <Maddy> Alice lowers her gun a little.
Oct 09 23:51:42 <Salmander> "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"
Oct 09 23:52:14 <Soulless> Alicel waves gently.
Oct 09 23:52:39 <Salmander> "Mad, Mad, pal. All we need are some supplies. Maybe some manufacturin'. I know you don't need fuel anymore."
Oct 09 23:52:58 <Salmander> "Redd, I would strangle you right now, but you lack a neck."
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Oct 09 23:54:10 <Salmander> "Mad? Who is it?" An especially bubbly voice calls from behind the trunk.
Oct 09 23:54:30 <E4D> <More of 'em?>
Oct 09 23:54:38 <Salmander> "It's Redd and…" Mad waves his hand in the air for a moment. "Possy."
Oct 09 23:55:18 <MisterFlames> "Miao," Midnight says on cue.
Oct 09 23:55:40 <Tom90deg> Zoe rolls her eyes
Oct 09 23:55:51 <Photosynthetic> Glen straightens from its bow.
Oct 09 23:55:54 <Salmander> "Oh, Redd? How delightful!" A woman's face pops up over Mad's shoulder.
Oct 09 23:56:20 <Salmander> "Oh, yeah, and this cute thing is Ms. Sweetie." Redd points a glove at the face.
Oct 09 23:56:48 <Maddy> <…right.>
Oct 09 23:57:01 <Dawny> Kay nods at the two, glancing around.
Oct 09 23:57:08 <Tom90deg> "Ok then."
Oct 09 23:57:18 <Soulless> Alicel waves to Ms. Sweetie, giving his best impression of a friendly face.
Oct 09 23:57:24 <Salmander> Mad steps aside and Sweetie steps out. "It's delightful to meet you all." She smiles. Daaaaaamn, girl's fine.
Oct 09 23:57:51 <Tom90deg> "Nice to meet you too."
Oct 09 23:58:00 <Photosynthetic> Glen doesn't notice so much. "Charmed," it says politely.
Oct 09 23:58:35 <Salmander> "Well come in, come in." She turns around and walks back down, beckoning for the group to follow. Redd follows behind her.
Oct 09 23:58:47 <Tom90deg> Zoe also follows
Oct 09 23:58:56 <Photosynthetic> Glen follows.
Oct 09 23:59:00 <Maddy> Alice looks at jason and shrugs.
Oct 09 23:59:07 <Soulless> Alicel follows.
Oct 09 23:59:09 <E4D> Jason nods.
Oct 09 23:59:09 <E4D> Jason gives not a fuck.
Oct 09 23:59:21 <Maddy> They go!
Oct 09 23:59:45 <Salmander> Mad watches them all pass by, giving them a look of annoyance. He slams the door shut behind them.
Oct 10 00:00:04 <MisterFlames> Midnight walks around as if she owned the place.
Oct 10 00:00:09 <Dawny> Kay goes along.
Oct 10 00:00:24 <Tom90deg> Zoe looks around, seeing if anything intresitng or shiny is about.
Oct 10 00:00:27 <Salmander> They walk down a spiraling stairwell, lit only by what appear to be glowing ladybugs of different colours.
Oct 10 00:01:08 <Dawny> Kay snorts slightly. "Cute"
Oct 10 00:01:33 <Soulless> Alicel is just looking around
Oct 10 00:01:38 <E4D> <Colorful.>
Oct 10 00:01:40 <Salmander> "Aren't they just lovely?" Sweetie says from the front. The ladybugs circle around her.
Oct 10 00:01:42 <Photosynthetic> Glen grows a bit uneasy as they descend.
Oct 10 00:01:54 <Tom90deg> "Very nice."
Oct 10 00:01:56 <Salmander> Glen can tell these aren't naturally derived.
Oct 10 00:02:13 <Soulless> "They are fairly incredibly, Ms. Sweetie."
Oct 10 00:02:23 <Photosynthetic> "They're… nice work," it manages. "Who made them?"
Oct 10 00:02:54 <Salmander> "Dr. Wondertainment."
Oct 10 00:03:21 <Salmander> Sweetie throws her hands in the air at the name and the stairwell suddenly lights up with glowing stained glass
Oct 10 00:03:25 <Maddy> <A talented man, I've heard."
Oct 10 00:03:35 <Maddy> >
Oct 10 00:03:55 <Dawny> "Never heard of him."
Oct 10 00:04:00 <Salmander> The images are highly detailed and appear to depict several toys, gadgets, and action figures.
Oct 10 00:04:05 <Salmander> "Well that'll soon change."
Oct 10 00:04:14 <E4D> <Think him and the good doctor would get along?>
Oct 10 00:04:38 <Soulless> Alicel is looking around at these images. He likes this place. He -really- likes this place.
Oct 10 00:04:44 <Tom90deg> "SAme, not heard of him…"
Oct 10 00:04:56 <Dawny> "Good doctor? You know what, we're talking later and telling me what you're talking about. No one tells me anything."
Oct 10 00:05:08 <Salmander> Redd reaches to cover Jason's mouth with his hand, only to see it behind a helmet. He whispers. "Don't say that name around here."
Oct 10 00:05:12 <Tom90deg> "Welcome to my world Kay."
Oct 10 00:05:46 <Salmander> As if to emphasize the name the ladybugs glow red, but they soon return to their normal colouration.
Oct 10 00:05:49 <Photosynthetic> Glen is about to ask something, but shuts up when it sees Redd's reaction and instead gives the animated suit a meaningful look.
Oct 10 00:06:22 <Salmander> They finally reach the bottom of the stairwell
Oct 10 00:06:32 <E4D> <What? Why?>
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Oct 10 00:06:50 <Maddy> <G-guess it bother's the locals.>
Oct 10 00:07:00 <Salmander> It opens up to and underground facility that stretches miles and miles across. You can see housing, factories, warehouses, all from your perch high above.
Oct 10 00:07:02 <Photosynthetic> Glen looks around.
Oct 10 00:07:13 <Photosynthetic> "Oh," it murmurs.
Oct 10 00:07:18 <Salmander> "The boss and… that guy had a bit of a break up at the start of their careers."
Oct 10 00:07:25 <Dexanote> Shank fades in.
Oct 10 00:07:28 <Dawny> "This is…expansive"
Oct 10 00:07:29 <Tom90deg> "Oh wow."
Oct 10 00:07:29 <MisterFlames> "Interesting."
Oct 10 00:07:30 <Dexanote> "… the FUCK."
Oct 10 00:07:32 <Soulless> Alicel looks over. "Ah. This is amazing!"
Oct 10 00:07:48 <Tom90deg> "Huh…A thought occurs. This place might even go under Sydney."
Oct 10 00:07:50 <Soulless> He is pretty giddy.
Oct 10 00:08:13 <Dexanote> "… What."
Oct 10 00:08:16 <Dexanote> "What is this."
Oct 10 00:08:19 <Dexanote> "Tha fuck."
Oct 10 00:08:21 <Photosynthetic> Glen crouches, gazing around.
Oct 10 00:08:26 <Dexanote> Shank just looks everywhere.
Oct 10 00:08:27 <Salmander> The buildings are all coloured different bright colours, and seem to have odd architectural design choices, but on the whole the facility looks very aesthetically pleasing.
Oct 10 00:08:38 <Photosynthetic> At Shank's voice it startles, but settles arily.
Oct 10 00:08:42 <Photosynthetic> *warily.
Oct 10 00:09:00 <Tom90deg> "Come on Shank, reember the Libary? This is nice, no joke, but compared to the Libary…"
Oct 10 00:09:10 <Maddy> <Shit. Maybe w-we ought to just stay here.>
Oct 10 00:09:12 <Tom90deg> "So…don't suppose there's a map anywhere?"
Oct 10 00:09:15 <Salmander> Far off in the distance you can see the walls that surround the massive cavern, covered in gigantic murals of what are presumable Little Misters.
Oct 10 00:09:34 <Tom90deg> "I agree Alice, or maybe even go up. If this place hits Sydney…"
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Oct 10 00:09:39 <MisterFlames> "I don't know about that, Alice," Midnight says…
Oct 10 00:10:05 <Salmander> Why, you can see Mr. Redd himself leaning against a desk, with his gun pointed at some far-off target
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Oct 10 00:10:35 <Soulless> "Redd, where are you pointing that?"
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Oct 10 00:10:52 <E4D> Jason looks around, checking the ceiling. <So… Redd… where's all this stuff you were talkin' about?>
Oct 10 00:11:11 <Salmander> Beside him is a mural of a rather menacing looking figure, his face covered in a look of apathy. His arms stretch on and on.
Oct 10 00:11:15 <Tom90deg> "At any rate…lets get the stuff we needed, and then see about maybe useing this place more…"
Oct 10 00:11:25 <Salmander> "No idea O'brian, I wasn't here when they painted that."
Oct 10 00:11:28 <Photosynthetic> Glen peers across at the murals.
Oct 10 00:11:43 <Salmander> The ceiling is covered in a large mural of the sun and the moon dancing.
Oct 10 00:12:12 <Salmander> "Probably in one of the nearby warehouses, boss." There's, like 50 of them.
Oct 10 00:12:12 <Dawny> "This is nice…"
Oct 10 00:12:21 <Soulless> Alicel is looking at the ceiling, then the mural. He looks like a kid in a candy store. "Did Dr. Wondertainment make all of this?"
Oct 10 00:12:36 <Tom90deg> "Guess pick the closest one? and check it out? Don't suppose there's a Map or something…."
Oct 10 00:13:03 <MisterFlames> "Or a guide?"
Oct 10 00:13:09 <Salmander> "No. This was all Mr. Painter. Or Painters, actually." Redd points at a mural of a scruffy looking man with a moustache, holding up a paintbrush that seems to change colour.
Oct 10 00:13:12 <Dawny> "That would be too easy, Zoe. When has *anything* been easy for us?"
Oct 10 00:13:32 <Photosynthetic> "Then Mr. Wondertainment makes… people?"
Oct 10 00:13:33 <Tom90deg> "First time for everything, right Kay?"
Oct 10 00:13:46 <Photosynthetic> The fur along Glen's spine is all but standing on end now.
Oct 10 00:13:46 <E4D> <Who's that?>
Oct 10 00:13:46 <E4D> <Why we pointin' guns?>
Oct 10 00:14:02 <Tom90deg> "Noone is, the Mural of Redd has him pointing a gun."
Oct 10 00:14:30 <Salmander> "Well, once you're done sight-seeing, please follow me." Sweetie steps onto a platform that is suspended upon interweaving accordion-like bars. Except… it all seems to be made of paper.
Oct 10 00:14:51 <Dawny> "You're fucking kidding me, right?"
Oct 10 00:14:56 <Soulless> Alicel follows Sweetie happily, looking at these accordian-like bars with fascination.
Oct 10 00:15:00 <Tom90deg> Zoe follows.
Oct 10 00:15:06 <Maddy> Alice again looks at Jason and shrugs.
Oct 10 00:15:11 <Salmander> "CAN WE MOVE, PLEASE!" Mad shouts from the back.
Oct 10 00:15:32 <E4D> "It's okay."
Oct 10 00:15:35 <Photosynthetic> Glen jumps, and follows Alicel, stepping gingerly onto the paper.
Oct 10 00:15:36 <E4D> <It's super paper.>
Oct 10 00:15:42 <Dawny> "That will never hold us, it's paper"
Oct 10 00:15:48 <Soulless> "I would love to see how such things are made. This is amazing." He examines the platform.
Oct 10 00:16:03 <E4D> Jason takes a step, all 350 pounds of Marine, suit, and gear.
Oct 10 00:16:09 <MisterFlames> Midnight walks onto it as well.
Oct 10 00:16:18 <Salmander> Redd stomps onto the platform and puts his hand on a paper lever. The levels at the base of the lever appear to be drawn on in crayon.
Oct 10 00:16:23 <Maddy> alice follows
Oct 10 00:16:50 <Tom90deg> "Come on Kay, it seems fine."
Oct 10 00:16:59 <Dawny> "Are you…oh god…I fucking *hate* this shit" Kay scowls and follows.
Oct 10 00:17:12 <Tom90deg> "I know, I know…."
Oct 10 00:17:47 <Salmander> Once everyone is on, Mad steps aboard. Redd pulls the lever and the platform slowly descends.
Oct 10 00:18:14 <Dawny> "This hurts my brain."
Oct 10 00:18:43 <Tom90deg> "Just let it flow over you. Heh, something tells me this is gonna be the least worrying thing that happens today."
Oct 10 00:19:04 <Dawny> "It just makes me wonder if *real* shit will still work"
Oct 10 00:19:12 <E4D> "This isn't magic."
Oct 10 00:19:17 <E4D> <It's SCIENCE.>
Oct 10 00:19:21 <Tom90deg> "Why not? It's not like magic cancles out tech."
Oct 10 00:19:24 <Maddy> <Hehehe.>
Oct 10 00:19:25 <Soulless> "How is this worrying?" Alicel is excited to be seeing new things. New things, everywhere!
Oct 10 00:19:30 <Dexanote> "Uh, Jazon, there's magic everywhere nowadays."
Oct 10 00:19:52 <Salmander> The platform finally reaches "growned" level, as indicated by the crayon
Oct 10 00:20:13 <Dawny> Kay snorts at Jason. "Okay Dusty"
Oct 10 00:20:16 <MisterFlames> "Alas, there is magic everywhere, but spelling remains optional."
Oct 10 00:20:39 <Photosynthetic> Glen chuckles at that.
Oct 10 00:20:45 <Tom90deg> "As always."
Oct 10 00:20:53 <E4D> <Ba dum tish.>
Oct 10 00:20:59 <Tom90deg> Zoe steps out and looks around the ground level.
Oct 10 00:22:04 <Salmander> A maze of buildings surrounds the party. The nearest one is labelled "Mad Housing." You can hear shouting coming from it.
Oct 10 00:22:31 <Salmander> "Jesus chris, could they not, for once JUST BE QUIET!" Mad shouts.
Oct 10 00:22:32 <MisterFlames> "At least it's not insanity."
Oct 10 00:22:32 <Dawny> "What's in there?"
Oct 10 00:22:39 <Photosynthetic> Glen shivers.
Oct 10 00:22:43 <Photosynthetic> "Madness."
Oct 10 00:22:55 <Maddy> <Eehhh…>
Oct 10 00:23:25 <Soulless> "There are multiple of them? Are the people here manufactured?" He's looking around.
Oct 10 00:23:27 <Salmander> A head pops out. A Mr./ mad looks down. "GUYS, THERE'S GUYS OUTSIDE WITH FUCKING GUNS! WE'RE FUCKED!"
Oct 10 00:23:47 <E4D> <Negative! We're not here to fuck anybody!>
Oct 10 00:24:01 <Dexanote> mmm not yet
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Oct 10 00:24:22 <Dawny> "You're not my type anyway."
Oct 10 00:24:24 <Tom90deg> "Um…I don't suppose we could go to the other warehouse rather quickly?"
Oct 10 00:24:41 <Dexanote> pause till he reconnects
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Oct 10 00:26:15 <Salmander> "SHIT! THEY'RE PRETENDING TO BE FRIENDLY!" The head ducks back in and there's some scrambling about.
Oct 10 00:26:27 <Tom90deg> "Oi…this isn't gonna end well."
Oct 10 00:26:56 <Maddy> <Redd, c-can you calm them down?>
Oct 10 00:26:58 <Salmander> About 20 Mr. Mads pop out of the building, all waving their hands in the air and shouting at the top of their lungs.
Oct 10 00:27:07 <Maddy> <GAH!>
Oct 10 00:27:12 <Salmander> Redd leans over to Alice. "give it a sec."
Oct 10 00:27:35 <Tom90deg> "Do they explode or pass out or something?"
Oct 10 00:28:01 <Photosynthetic> Glen crounches, ready to leap.
Oct 10 00:28:01 <Salmander> The suddenly, in unison, break into a scream.
Oct 10 00:28:11 <Salmander> And then, one by one, collapse.
Oct 10 00:28:23 <Dawny> "Orders?"
Oct 10 00:28:24 <MisterFlames> 4df+4 (Occult maneuver) Midnight walks over to them, and concentrates her mind on the matter… then pauses, curiously.
Oct 10 00:28:24 <Glacon> MisterFlames: (Occult maneuver) Midnight walks over to them, and concentrates her mind on the matter… then pauses, curiously.: 7 (4df+4=+, 0, +, +)
Oct 10 00:28:30 <MisterFlames> "Loud."
Oct 10 00:28:31 <Dawny> "Never mind"
Oct 10 00:28:38 <Tom90deg> "WEird."
Oct 10 00:29:00 <Dexanote> Shank waits idly. "… So… are they dead?"
Oct 10 00:29:01 <Soulless> Alicel looks over curiously at these passed out group of identical Mr. Mads.
Oct 10 00:29:16 <Salmander> Redd drags over their own Mr. Mad and places him on the pile. "They're built to shut down after they get to wily."
Oct 10 00:29:32 <Soulless> "Who built them?"
Oct 10 00:29:33 <Maddy> <Clever.>
Oct 10 00:29:42 <E4D> <…>
Oct 10 00:29:50 <Photosynthetic> "Are they… all right?"
Oct 10 00:30:03 <Salmander> Ms. Sweetie steps forward. "Anyways, how can I assist you today?" She smiles.
Oct 10 00:30:08 <Tom90deg> "That's wonderful, but not extremly useful…"
Oct 10 00:30:24 <Tom90deg> "Ms Sweetie, I don't suppose you have a map of this facility?"
Oct 10 00:30:26 <E4D> <So waht shuts *you* down?>
Oct 10 00:30:36 <E4D> <Actin' too much like Joe Pesci?>
Oct 10 00:31:35 <Dawny> "Too much bleach"
Oct 10 00:31:46 <Salmander> "Nothin'." Redd looks around. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I got some of my own business to take care off. Sweetie can guide ya." Redd nods his hat and departs towards a building that reads "Ms. Pleasure".
Oct 10 00:32:00 <Tom90deg> "Have fun."
Oct 10 00:32:30 <Salmander> Ms. Sweetie looks at Zoe. "I'm afraid I don't have any maps, but I can show you to what you might be looking for."
Oct 10 00:32:31 <Maddy> <…charming.>
Oct 10 00:32:40 <Dawny> "Dork"
Oct 10 00:33:16 <Photosynthetic> Glen sighs.
Oct 10 00:33:40 <Dawny> "I am slightly curious though…"
Oct 10 00:33:49 <Maddy> <We're looking for supplies, anything t-that might make our lives a little easier.> Alice offers. <W-we've also got a couple "created" people w-with us, anything we c-could use to help them would b-be cool.>
Oct 10 00:34:01 <Tom90deg> "Well, lead the way then Ms Sweetie, unless someone else has an idea?"
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Oct 10 00:34:15 <Dexanote> a very confused looking, bald old man walks by.
Oct 10 00:34:27 <Salmander> "Well, we do have ma- Hey Mr. Moon."
Oct 10 00:34:36 <Dexanote> "mm?"
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Oct 10 00:34:39 <MisterFlames> Midnight chuckles, "Maybe they have a mount I can ride around."
Oct 10 00:34:53 <Dexanote> "Er." he sees gus.
Oct 10 00:34:54 <Dexanote> *guns
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Oct 10 00:35:10 <Salmander> "You should be in bed right now!"
Oct 10 00:35:19 <Salmander> Sweetie smiles at him.
Oct 10 00:35:39 <Dexanote> "… This is not the… and you… Rm. No, i can't sleep."
Oct 10 00:36:17 <E4D> <We're not sleeping.>
Oct 10 00:36:29 <E4D> <Sweetie, can you direct us to an armory?>
Oct 10 00:36:33 <Salmander> "But your beauty rest &Bis very important." Sweetie gives exaggerated nods to the rest of the group. "Riiiiight guys?"
Oct 10 00:36:56 <Dexanote> He flatfaces and walks away.
Oct 10 00:36:59 <E4D> <A dispensary? A supply depot?>
Oct 10 00:37:06 <E4D> <Motor pool?>
Oct 10 00:37:19 <Dexanote> Grumble grumble "-have two weeks a month I can appreciate the…"
Oct 10 00:37:35 <Soulless> Alicel nods, following Sweetie's example to the T.
Oct 10 00:37:42 <Salmander> "Why, you might want to see Warehouse 1!"
Oct 10 00:37:49 <Tom90deg> "Jason, i don't think Toys R Us has a motor pool…"
Oct 10 00:37:50 <Maddy> <S-sounds good.>
Oct 10 00:37:53 <Dawny> Kay just looks confused.
Oct 10 00:37:53 <Tom90deg> "But, i guess I'm wrong…"
Oct 10 00:38:01 <Tom90deg> "Lead away, I suppose."
Oct 10 00:39:06 <Salmander> Sweetie takes about ten steps then turns to the group again and points at the gigantic building beside them. "You'll find lots of stuff right here!"
Oct 10 00:39:27 <Tom90deg> "Right then."
Oct 10 00:39:28 <MisterFlames> "I'm sure." Midnight says.
Oct 10 00:39:35 <Maddy> <Anything w-we should bbe careful a-about?>
Oct 10 00:39:38 <Tom90deg> Zoe looks it over, seeing if there's anything written on the building."
Oct 10 00:39:40 <Soulless> "Thank you."
Oct 10 00:40:04 <Photosynthetic> Glen bows. "Thank you. Is there anything we could get you?"
Oct 10 00:40:25 <Salmander> The building says, in large crayon. "WAERHOWS WON"
Oct 10 00:40:54 <Salmander> Ms. Sweetie pushes a button and a large, paper garage door rolls up.
Oct 10 00:41:04 <Dawny> "Who wrote this, a five year old?"
Oct 10 00:41:06 <E4D> <…>
Oct 10 00:41:35 <Soulless> "Ms. Sweetie, does Warehouse 1 also contain all of your electronics?"
Oct 10 00:41:53 <MisterFlames> Midnight looks for an entrance, sniffing around quietly.
Oct 10 00:41:53 <Salmander> "No, you'll have to go to a factory for that."
Oct 10 00:42:10 <Maddy> Alice looks into the waerhows!
Oct 10 00:42:14 <Tom90deg> Zoe looks inside the warehouse.
Oct 10 00:42:46 <Soulless> "Could you show us a factory once we are done here, please?"
Oct 10 00:43:19 <Salmander> Lined up are boxes and boxes of various gadgets, with labels such as "SUPER FUN SPY SET" "AMAZO-EXTENDORATOR" "HYDROGEN CANNON"
Oct 10 00:43:42 <Tom90deg> Zoe walks over to the super spy set and gives it a look-see
Oct 10 00:43:46 <E4D> <Wait a second, Sweetie. Can we take any of this?>
Oct 10 00:43:55 <Maddy> <Huh. To the f-factory then…>
Oct 10 00:44:00 <Photosynthetic> Glen pauses, waiting for Sweetie's answer.
Oct 10 00:44:34 <Soulless> Alicel is also waiting. Not that he minds, this place is just fascinating.
Oct 10 00:44:40 <Salmander> "Well every since the the apocalypse we haven't had any orders on what to sell, so we're giving away things for free to make room for more things!" Sweetie seems oddly joyful about this.
Oct 10 00:44:54 <Tom90deg> "What's in this Spy Kit?"
Oct 10 00:45:06 <Salmander> Sweetie looks at Glen. "I live to serve. Just a nice thank you."
Oct 10 00:45:39 <MisterFlames> "I don't suppose you would have anything like an electric vehicle designed to be piloted by a cat?" Midnight asks.
Oct 10 00:46:20 <E4D> <How bout that super fun spy set, Zoe?>
Oct 10 00:46:34 <Dawny> "Anything medical?"
Oct 10 00:46:34 <Photosynthetic> Glen hops lightly up on top of a row of boxes and begins to pace down them, reading each description in turn.
Oct 10 00:46:39 <Tom90deg> "Sounds good, what's in it? You might like the Hydrogen Cannon as well."
Oct 10 00:46:45 <Tom90deg> Zoe picks up the box and opens it.
Oct 10 00:47:17 <Dexanote> There's spinning tops in there.
Oct 10 00:47:56 <Salmander> the hydrogen cannon is a gigantic gun, with flames painted along the sides and images of explosions.
Oct 10 00:48:15 <Tom90deg> "Ohhh…Oh Jaaaaasoooon. I think i see something you'll Liiiike."
Oct 10 00:48:35 <Salmander> The spy kit consists of some top-notch surveillance equipment, albeit it appears to be made from cheap plastic.
Oct 10 00:48:43 <Photosynthetic> Glen looks for something medical.
Oct 10 00:48:50 <Photosynthetic> Or anything interesting, really.
Oct 10 00:49:02 <Dexanote> Shank looks for interesting stuff.
Oct 10 00:49:08 <Salmander> There's a "Doctor Meditainment" Kit
Oct 10 00:49:13 <Photosynthetic> (Glen avoids Shank studiously.)
Oct 10 00:49:21 <Photosynthetic> It opens the Meditainment kit.
Oct 10 00:49:23 <Dexanote> What's this, what's this, there's magic everywhere
Oct 10 00:49:36 <Tom90deg> Zoe looks through the Zpy kit and takes it wiht her. "Coule be useful, I had a fiber optic cam that was really useful in getting through doors."
Oct 10 00:49:40 <Dexanote> what's this, what's this, nothing helps me scare
Oct 10 00:49:47 <E4D> <I'm not sure that's a go-…>
Oct 10 00:49:51 <Salmander> Inside is what seems to be a still beating heart and open-heart surgery instruments.
Oct 10 00:50:19 <Tom90deg> "Check out that huge gun.."
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Oct 10 00:50:46 <Salmander> A big sticker on the other side of the inside of the kit reads "60 MINUTES TO CARDIAC ARREST, HURRY DOCTOR!!!"
Oct 10 00:51:01 <Maddy> Alice just sorta keeps watch.
Oct 10 00:51:02 <Salmander> In spite of it being a sticker, the number counts down.
Oct 10 00:51:11 <Dexanote> Shank pulls a box off a high shelf.
Oct 10 00:51:27 <Tom90deg> Zoe goes outside the warehouse, and checks out her spy kit. "Hmm…"
Oct 10 00:51:53 <Salmander> Shank pulls down a box that contains a robotic cat. It falls out and begins to mew.
Oct 10 00:51:54 <Dawny> Kay wonders around, looking for something she could use.
Oct 10 00:51:55 <Dexanote> surprise him.
Oct 10 00:51:59 <Dexanote> Ah.
Oct 10 00:52:05 <Dexanote> "… Fucking cat."
Oct 10 00:52:06 <Salmander> It licks his leg.
Oct 10 00:52:10 <Dexanote> 4df+4 PUNT
Oct 10 00:52:11 <Glacon> Dexanote: PUNT: 4 (4df+4=+, -, 0, 0)
Oct 10 00:52:20 <Salmander> 4df+4 I am a robotic cat
Oct 10 00:52:21 <Glacon> Salmander: I am a robotic cat: 6 (4df+4=+, 0, +, 0)
Oct 10 00:52:38 <Dexanote> His leg snaps off- it's the one that was burned earlier.
Oct 10 00:52:38 <Salmander> His leg breaks at his attempt to kick a mass of heavy machinery.
Oct 10 00:52:40 <Photosynthetic> Glen yelps. "ALice?"
Oct 10 00:52:58 <Tom90deg> "Damn it Shank, haven't you learned not to kick cats?"
Oct 10 00:53:01 <Maddy> <…>
Oct 10 00:53:02 <Dexanote> he stares.
Oct 10 00:53:08 <Dexanote> "… Shut up, Zoe."
Oct 10 00:53:17 <MisterFlames> Midnight walks up to the robotic cat and mews.
Oct 10 00:53:23 <Salmander> Kay finds another, smaller medical kit, called "Dr. Wondertinament's Simplified Operation Kit."
Oct 10 00:53:23 <Dexanote> He picks his leg up, jams it in place, and stomps off.
Oct 10 00:53:40 <Dawny> "Huh" Kay opens it.
Oct 10 00:53:50 <Soulless> Alicel is looking for anything that appears vaguely electronic. Even a simple toolkit would do.
Oct 10 00:53:58 <Salmander> The cat mews back and nuzzles Midnight, apparently attempting to mate.
Oct 10 00:54:17 <Salmander> The inside of the smaller medkit contains some brightly coloured plastic medical tools.
Oct 10 00:54:23 <E4D> <Shank, ease up, that was some hard work.>
Oct 10 00:54:55 <Salmander> Alicel finds "Dr. Wondertianments Easy Robo Builder Set!!"
Oct 10 00:55:06 <MisterFlames> Midnight, not presently in oestrus, does not wish to do that.
Oct 10 00:55:18 <Dawny> "Fucking plastic?" Kay picks up a scalpel and examines it.
Oct 10 00:55:23 <Maddy> <Eyeyeyeye…> Alice uses her foot to gently nudge robo cat away from Midnight.
Oct 10 00:55:33 <Soulless> "Oh hey!" Alicel opens that box faster than a kid tearing into halloween candy.
Oct 10 00:55:33 <Maddy> <None-o-that.>
Oct 10 00:55:37 <Dexanote> 4df+4 Shank jumpkicks the cat
Oct 10 00:55:38 <Glacon> Dexanote: Shank jumpkicks the cat: 7 (4df+4=+, +, +, 0)
Oct 10 00:55:42 <Salmander> The scalpel feels like plastic, but its tip pricks your finger.
Oct 10 00:55:48 <Dexanote> High hump kick, kicking off a shelf.
Oct 10 00:55:50 <Tom90deg> Zoe looks through the spy kit binoculars
Oct 10 00:55:52 <Dexanote> *jump kick
Oct 10 00:55:54 <Salmander> 4df+4 cat
Oct 10 00:55:54 <Glacon> Salmander: cat: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, +, 0)
Oct 10 00:56:01 <Salmander> Punt
Oct 10 00:56:08 <Dexanote> "There we go."
Oct 10 00:56:38 <MisterFlames> "Thank you, Shank. I was not in the mood."
Oct 10 00:56:48 <Salmander> Alicel finds what appear to be several small hydraulics parts, gears, transistors, and various other forms of machinery constantly reassembling.
Oct 10 00:57:10 <Dawny> "Ow, fuck" Kay sucks her thumb and looks the scalpel over again.
Oct 10 00:57:17 <Dexanote> "I jus' hate cats. Was aimin at you."
Oct 10 00:57:33 <Salmander> The James Bond theme fills Zoe's head, and as she moves the binoculars around they outline and blip at every sentient figure in the room.
Oct 10 00:57:45 <MisterFlames> "Well, then." Midnight wanders around, looking for interesting things for herself.
Oct 10 00:57:53 <Tom90deg> "Ohh…neat."
Oct 10 00:58:03 <Tom90deg> Zoe digs through the box. What else is in here?"
Oct 10 00:58:09 <Soulless> Alicel looks like he just found a new lover. He tries applying some of the hydralics into a working pseudo limb.
Oct 10 00:58:17 <Salmander> Midnight finds a few simple cat toys.
Oct 10 00:58:34 <Salmander> The hydraulics work with him, forming into a small arm.
Oct 10 00:58:59 <Soulless> Oh hey!
Oct 10 00:59:14 <Dawny> Kay looks at the other tools.
Oct 10 00:59:15 <MisterFlames> She sniffs them for interesting scents. "What I need is a humaniform chassis to ride around in," she teases.
Oct 10 00:59:26 <Salmander> An ear plug with a little satellite dish, and some "Stealth shoes"
Oct 10 00:59:46 <Photosynthetic> "…Alice?:
Oct 10 00:59:47 <Photosynthetic> "
Oct 10 01:00:01 <Maddy> <Yeah?>
Oct 10 01:00:01 <Tom90deg> Zoe pulls out the stealth shoes and examines them.
Oct 10 01:00:14 <Photosynthetic> "I. Uh. There's… a heart."
Oct 10 01:00:16 <Salmander> There are forceps, bandages, a hypodermic needle (that looks like it was made in a plastic mold in Korea), and some other first-aid items
Oct 10 01:00:20 <Maddy> <…gross.>
Oct 10 01:00:36 <Salmander> Midnight finds a self-rolling hamster ball, but she's a bit too big.
Oct 10 01:00:42 <Dexanote> Shank takes the box from Glen
Oct 10 01:00:45 <Dawny> "Who wants to help me with something?"
Oct 10 01:00:46 <Dexanote> "… Uh. Right."
Oct 10 01:00:55 <Soulless> Alicel puts the arm back and picks up the set, then looks for more Robo Kits or anything else handy. He would have to ask Sweetie later for a battery.
Oct 10 01:01:00 <Soulless> "Kay, what do you need?"
Oct 10 01:01:03 <Soulless> Alicel walks over.
Oct 10 01:01:03 <Maddy> <Oh h-hey, Midnight, roll that o-over here, Turbo might l-like it.>
Oct 10 01:01:12 <Dexanote> 4df+3 Medical vs heartbox
Oct 10 01:01:12 <Glacon> Dexanote: Medical vs heartbox: 3 (4df+3=-, 0, +, 0)
Oct 10 01:01:28 <Salmander> The stealth shoes reform in Zoe's hands to her presumed foot size.
Oct 10 01:01:33 <MisterFlames> Midnight brings it over to Alice. "Here."
Oct 10 01:01:33 <Dexanote> He goes to town, open heart surgery this bitch
Oct 10 01:01:53 <Tom90deg> Zoe pulls off her boots and slips on the shoes, taking a few steps.
Oct 10 01:01:59 <Dawny> "I need someone with blood…"
Oct 10 01:02:00 <Salmander> As Shank operates, beeping starts and gets faster
Oct 10 01:02:19 <E4D> Jason ignores the cannon, looking for anything else.
Oct 10 01:02:19 <Tom90deg> "You need some help Kay?"
Oct 10 01:02:29 <Salmander> BEEP BEEP BEEP
Oct 10 01:02:32 <Maddy> Alice takes the hamster ball and shows it to Jason.
Oct 10 01:02:37 <Salmander> You can feel the tension grow around you
Oct 10 01:02:39 <MisterFlames> Midnight keeps wandering around with amusement.
Oct 10 01:02:43 <Dexanote> 4df+3 winning
Oct 10 01:02:43 <Glacon> Dexanote: winning: 2 (4df+3=0, -, 0, 0)
Oct 10 01:02:53 <Dawny> "Come here for a second girly."
Oct 10 01:03:01 <Salmander> With 2 seconds left, the beeping goes back to normal.
Oct 10 01:03:17 <Tom90deg> Zoe heads over, carrying the box in one hand and her shoes in the other, seeing how the sneaky shoes feel
Oct 10 01:03:22 <Dexanote> He pinches the heart shut
Oct 10 01:03:28 <Salmander> Jason finds an "Alien Zapper"
Oct 10 01:03:41 <Salmander> The shoes feel very nice on her feet, and almost seem to maker her lighter.
Oct 10 01:03:52 <Tom90deg> "What do ya need?"
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Oct 10 01:03:55 <Soulless> Alicel picks up his box and is quite happy. How many more Robot Kits are there? He might just want all of them.
Oct 10 01:03:58 <E4D> <Oh. My. God.>
Oct 10 01:03:58 <Dawny> Kay grabs the needle and takes Zoe's arm. "This might pinch…I really don't fucking know…"
Oct 10 01:04:00 <Salmander> The beeping becomes faster then stops
Oct 10 01:04:11 <Salmander> <YOU LOSE>
Oct 10 01:04:19 <E4D> Jason opens the ALIEN ZAPPER box, excited.
Oct 10 01:04:29 <Dawny> 4df+4 finding and hitting a vein.
Oct 10 01:04:29 <Tom90deg> "Well, go for it I guess…"
Oct 10 01:04:30 <Glacon> Dawny: finding and hitting a vein.: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, +, -)
Oct 10 01:04:44 <Maddy> Alice just kinda laughs at the neet things people are finding.
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Oct 10 01:05:04 <Salmander> Inside is a rather cheesy looking ray gun, with a point at the end shaped like a ball.
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Oct 10 01:05:12 <Dawny> Kay takes the needle and tries to get a bit of Zoe's blood.
Oct 10 01:05:38 <Salmander> Although the needle doesn't look to penetrate Zoe's skin, she can feel it moving in. Somehow, it's painless.
Oct 10 01:05:46 <Tom90deg> "Huh…Dosn't hurt."
Oct 10 01:05:51 <Salmander> The blood is successfully extracted.
Oct 10 01:06:05 <Tom90deg> "Weird."
Oct 10 01:06:30 <Dawny> "Score, Sir will like this." Kay removes the needle and looks at the injection spot.
Oct 10 01:06:42 <Salmander> A few lights come on on the needle. <HEALTHY>
Oct 10 01:07:12 <Salmander> Just some cheap, plastic tip. It even has that bit of extending plastic that comes from being in a mold.
Oct 10 01:07:14 <Dawny> "Mother fucker…*I* like this"
Oct 10 01:07:28 <Dawny> Imeant on Zoe's arm
Oct 10 01:07:31 <Tom90deg> "Heh, get a few boxes of it then."
Oct 10 01:07:34 <Dexanote> flash, sal
Oct 10 01:07:42 <Dexanote> the extra plastic is called flash
Oct 10 01:07:49 <Salmander> Yes, flash
Oct 10 01:07:50 <Tom90deg> Zoe starts to look around for anything that would be good for Midnight.
Oct 10 01:07:57 <Salmander> Zoe's arm appears to be unaffected
Oct 10 01:08:05 <E4D> Jason tucks the ALIEN ZAPPER away into his drop pouch.
Oct 10 01:08:15 <E4D> <Not gonna test this here.>
Oct 10 01:08:19 <E4D> He checks for a manual.
Oct 10 01:08:27 <Tom90deg> "So…Where we gonna go now? Cause I could spend all day in this place."
Oct 10 01:08:28 <Dawny> "Okay…some magic is awesome" Kay grabs as many of the kits as she can find.
Oct 10 01:08:34 <MisterFlames> Midnight continues looking around for interesting things that might help a kitty.
Oct 10 01:08:39 <Salmander> Midnight finally finds a box with pink packaging labelled "My own robo-kitty."
Oct 10 01:08:50 <Tom90deg> "Find anything Midnight?
Oct 10 01:08:51 <Tom90deg> "
Oct 10 01:09:17 <Salmander> *Augmented kitty, rather
Oct 10 01:09:35 <MisterFlames> "My own Robo-Kitty." Midnight says. She works to open the box.
Oct 10 01:09:58 <Tom90deg> "Zoe heads over to give her a hand. "Ohh..neat."
Oct 10 01:10:00 <Salmander> A label on the side there says. "Woah there cat, better get some human hands to help you with that!"
Oct 10 01:10:20 <Photosynthetic> Glen trots over. "Huh."
Oct 10 01:10:41 <Salmander> Shank comes across "Dr. Wondertainment's Box of Horrors!"
Oct 10 01:10:52 <Dexanote> "Oh."
Oct 10 01:10:53 <Tom90deg> Zoe helps Midnight open the box
Oct 10 01:10:57 <Dexanote> He tears the box open.
Oct 10 01:11:00 <Tom90deg> "Hmm..lets see what we got in here…"
Oct 10 01:11:03 <MisterFlames> "Human hands are useful."
Oct 10 01:11:11 <Salmander> It has several pumpkins, skulls, and other halloween symbols on it
Oct 10 01:11:15 <Salmander> The box can't open
Oct 10 01:11:20 <Dexanote> "FFFF-"
Oct 10 01:11:36 <Salmander> A pity too, there are holes and you can hear little voices screaming "Help me!" from inside
Oct 10 01:11:42 <Dexanote> How? tough packaging or scientigician wards?
Oct 10 01:11:48 <Salmander> Not that Shank would want to help them.
Oct 10 01:11:53 <Tom90deg> "Heh, so we are good for something."
Oct 10 01:12:09 <Salmander> It wasn't made to be opened, but if you threw it against the ground it'd probably break.
Oct 10 01:12:39 <Dexanote> 4df+4 he drills it at the ground in a rage
Oct 10 01:12:39 <Tom90deg> Zoe opens the Robo-Kitty Box
Oct 10 01:12:40 <Glacon> Dexanote: he drills it at the ground in a rage: 6 (4df+4=-, +, +, +)
Oct 10 01:12:46 <Soulless> Alicel is carrying his boxes of robot kits and grinning almost ear to ear.
Oct 10 01:12:59 <Salmander> The box breaks open to reveal absolutely nothing inside.
Oct 10 01:13:05 <Dawny> Kay heads out with her medkits.
Oct 10 01:13:07 <MisterFlames> "I've always thought humans were very useful."
Oct 10 01:13:17 <Dexanote> "FFFFFFFFFFUCK"
Oct 10 01:13:51 <Tom90deg> "Heh, well, thanks."
Oct 10 01:14:03 <Salmander> Out of the augmented kitty box falls some kind of small suit, almost shaped like Jason's oxide armour.
Oct 10 01:14:09 <Tom90deg> "Ohhh…"
Oct 10 01:14:14 <Dexanote> He grabs another off the shelf and walks over to the group.
Oct 10 01:14:18 <Tom90deg> "Neat! Want to try it on?"
Oct 10 01:14:29 <Soulless> Alicel is also out of the warehouse with his boxes, eager for the factory. He is hopeful for a way to replace his battery.
Oct 10 01:14:30 <Salmander> As Shank is walking he suddenly hears a "BOO!"
Oct 10 01:14:48 <Salmander> A bedsheet ghost appears and wraps around him
Oct 10 01:15:04 <MisterFlames> "Sure, let's try it."
Oct 10 01:15:12 <Photosynthetic> Glen eyes the cat-sized suit. "Interesting."
Oct 10 01:15:21 <Dexanote> 4df+4 Scythe the ghost out of reflex
Oct 10 01:15:21 <Glacon> Dexanote: Scythe the ghost out of reflex: 4 (4df+4=-, +, 0, 0)
Oct 10 01:15:31 <Salmander> 4df+4 Ima ghost
Oct 10 01:15:32 <Glacon> Salmander: Ima ghost: 4 (4df+4=0, +, -, 0)
Oct 10 01:15:47 <Tom90deg> Zoe helps Midnight into the robo-suit, and looks for a manual.
Oct 10 01:15:50 <Salmander> No success, the ghost ravels itself around Shank
Oct 10 01:15:59 <Salmander> "Are you scaaaaaared?" asked the ghost.
Oct 10 01:16:19 <Salmander> There's a manual taped to the inside of the box.
Oct 10 01:16:40 <Dexanote> "FFF-" he looks at the manual
Oct 10 01:17:11 <Tom90deg> Zoe pulls out the manual, and reads through it. "Lets see here…"
Oct 10 01:17:23 <Salmander> The manual for the augmented kitty. Shank's arms are held tight by the ghost.
Oct 10 01:17:30 <Dexanote> ah sorry.
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Oct 10 01:17:38 <Dexanote> "FFFFFF- BLOODY DAMMIT"
Oct 10 01:18:41 <Tom90deg> Zoe read through the manual, getting an idea for how it works. "Says here it transforms your household kitty into a ideal guard animal."
Oct 10 01:18:47 <Salmander> The manual instructs that your cat should be placed with its back against the backside of the armor. They should then insert their paws into the control booties.
Oct 10 01:19:09 <Tom90deg> "Welp, lets give it a go. Ready?"
Oct 10 01:19:09 <Dawny> Kay looks toward Shank and tilts her head. "The fuck…?"
Oct 10 01:19:10 <Dexanote> > control booties
Oct 10 01:19:25 <MisterFlames> "Sure."
Oct 10 01:19:37 <Dexanote> 4df+5 Ath, tagging Shepherd of Souls to throw the ghost off
Oct 10 01:19:38 <Glacon> Dexanote: Ath, tagging Shepherd of Souls to throw the ghost off: 3 (4df+5=0, -, -, 0)
Oct 10 01:19:39 <Salmander> "You have to say you're scaaaaaared before you get looooooose." The ghost wriggles in his face.
Oct 10 01:19:40 <Tom90deg> Zoe follows the instructions, and gets Midnight ready.
Oct 10 01:19:45 <Salmander> 4df+4 lolno
Oct 10 01:19:46 <Glacon> Salmander: lolno: 2 (4df+4=0, -, -, 0)
Oct 10 01:19:57 <Dexanote> He wiggles free.
Oct 10 01:20:01 <Dexanote> or tries to
Oct 10 01:20:02 <Dawny> Kay walks up, watching this exchange with Shank.
Oct 10 01:20:03 <Dexanote> mostly.
Oct 10 01:20:04 <Salmander> "Nooooooooooo…" the ghost iS thrown off and dissipates.
Oct 10 01:20:06 <Dexanote> no
Oct 10 01:20:32 <Photosynthetic> Glen crouches nearby to watch Midnight suit up.
Oct 10 01:20:45 <Salmander> Roll perception, Jason
Oct 10 01:21:00 <Dexanote> In kicking off the ghost he knocks several more Horror boxes to the ground.
Oct 10 01:21:07 <Tom90deg> Zoe flips through the book. "Hmm…Some warnings, guidelines…looks like it's prettyeasy to use, just kinda…do it, you know?"
Oct 10 01:21:27 <Salmander> The boxes all break and various ghosts appear looking at Shank.
Oct 10 01:21:42 <Salmander> "He killed Fred guys, I dunno…"
Oct 10 01:21:44 <Dawny> "Um…Shank?"
Oct 10 01:21:48 <Dexanote> "… Bloody."
Oct 10 01:22:03 <Salmander> "Don't be a pussy George. Go scare him."
Oct 10 01:22:19 <MisterFlames> "Well, if it's designed for a non-sapient cat, I suppose it would have to be." Midnight says. She puts her feet in the booties. "Hey, watch what you're calling a pussy, pal."
Oct 10 01:22:23 <Salmander> "I'm not a pussy, Frank! I hate it when you say that!"
Oct 10 01:22:29 <Dawny> Kay chuckles lightly, wishing she had a camera.
Oct 10 01:22:58 <Soulless> Alicel looks for Ms Sweetie.
Oct 10 01:23:09 <MisterFlames> "Let's light me up here."
Oct 10 01:23:22 <Tom90deg> Zoe turns on the suit.
Oct 10 01:23:33 <Salmander> Midnight slips rather easily into the booties. The minute she slips fully in, the suit activates and wheels come out. It props Midnight into a cradled position.
Oct 10 01:24:06 <Salmander> "George, I swear to god, if you don't scare this fucker, I will."
Oct 10 01:24:13 <Dexanote> Shank steps back, brandishing the Scythe. "Sod off."
Oct 10 01:24:37 <MisterFlames> Midnight attempts to work the controls, using her natural balance to move around.
Oct 10 01:24:39 <E4D> 4d4+4
Oct 10 01:24:39 <Glacon> E4D: 13 (4d4+4=4, 1, 3, 1)
Oct 10 01:24:44 <E4D> :|
Oct 10 01:24:48 <Dawny> "I think the ghosts are afraid of you Shank."
Oct 10 01:24:52 <E4D> 4df+4
Oct 10 01:24:52 <Glacon> E4D: 0 (4df+4=-, -, -, -)
Oct 10 01:24:53 <Salmander> "Look, look, we don- is that a scythe!? Holy shit!"
Oct 10 01:25:05 <Salmander> Jason sees nothing
Oct 10 01:25:15 <Salmander> Until he trips on something and falls to the ground.
Oct 10 01:25:26 <Salmander> "GET AT HIM MEN!"
Oct 10 01:25:30 <Tom90deg> "So, see anything weird Midnight?
Oct 10 01:25:43 <Salmander> A bunch of small, green army men hope over Jason with ropes and tie him down.
Oct 10 01:25:45 <E4D> <The *hell*?>
Oct 10 01:25:52 <Dexanote> "…"
Oct 10 01:25:53 <E4D> <…>
Oct 10 01:26:00 <Maddy> <…> Alice snickers a little.
Oct 10 01:26:07 <Maddy> <Need help hun?>
Oct 10 01:26:08 <MisterFlames> "Green army men?" Midnight moves over to them curiously.
Oct 10 01:26:10 <Salmander> "INTRUDER!" A rather grisly voice shouts in his ear.
Oct 10 01:26:18 <Dexanote> "… Uh, no. Yor going to either jus' stop right there, or die. Aight?" Shank says carefully to the ghosts
Oct 10 01:26:20 <Tom90deg> "Um…I think it's time to go."
Oct 10 01:26:20 <Dawny> "Really, Corporal? Beat by the Army?"
Oct 10 01:26:25 <Dexanote> LOL
Oct 10 01:26:42 <Photosynthetic> "What on Earth?"
Oct 10 01:26:51 <Salmander> The army man holds a very small bazooka to his face.
Oct 10 01:27:00 <Dawny> "Chicken shits" Kay shakes her head at the ghosts, laughing at them.
Oct 10 01:27:09 <Salmander> Meanwhile the ghosts look at each other. "I didn't know we were under knew management."
Oct 10 01:27:19 <Tom90deg> "Oi! Little green army men? Bugger off."
Oct 10 01:27:39 <Salmander> "NEVER!" shouts the captain, "Hold steady, men!"
Oct 10 01:27:43 <Soulless> Alicel is laughing and enjoying all of this. "Ms Sweetie, are you around?" He looks around to see if she's here.
Oct 10 01:27:52 <Maddy> Alice flicks the captain across the room.
Oct 10 01:27:57 <MisterFlames> Midnight's working on the control scheme to wheel over to help Jason.
Oct 10 01:28:06 <Salmander> Ms. Sweetie appears to be chatting it up with a copy of Mr. Mad.
Oct 10 01:28:06 <E4D> <Let. Me. Go. You lilliputian assholes.>
Oct 10 01:28:18 <Salmander> "No! The captains down!"
Oct 10 01:28:25 <Salmander> A bunch of men run over to the captain.
Oct 10 01:28:44 <Salmander> A lieutenant cradles the captain in his lap.
Oct 10 01:28:46 <Soulless> Alicel quietly goes to Ms Sweetie and waits politely for an opportunity to ask a few questions.
Oct 10 01:28:51 <Maddy> <There's no n-need for anyone to get hurt. Stand down, let the Corporal g-go and I'll show you mercy.>
Oct 10 01:28:53 <Salmander> The captain coughs.
Oct 10 01:29:00 <Salmander> "T-tell me wife, I love her."
Oct 10 01:29:06 <Salmander> "JOHN! NO!"
Oct 10 01:29:11 <Dawny> Kay walks over toward the Army men and Jason, laughing. "Hey, little Army men, move or die"
Oct 10 01:29:16 <MisterFlames> "Okay, so there's guard functions… wonder what happens if I take a swing?" Midnight rolls over and bats at the Lieutenant.
Oct 10 01:29:29 <Salmander> A small green woman runs on, cradling a green baby. She sobs over the captain.
Oct 10 01:29:38 <Salmander> The lieutenant is batted.
Oct 10 01:29:48 <Salmander> Another leiutenant looks at Midnight.
Oct 10 01:29:53 <Salmander> "YOU MONSTER!"
Oct 10 01:29:58 <Dawny> "Oh…he had a baby…"
Oct 10 01:29:59 <Tom90deg> "Oh god…"
Oct 10 01:30:04 <Salmander> "HE WAS TRYING TO COMFORT A DYING MAN!"
Oct 10 01:30:12 <Dawny> Kay feels bad now.
Oct 10 01:30:13 <Tom90deg> "I think we need to go."
Oct 10 01:30:18 <Maddy> Alice shakes her head and helps Jason up.
Oct 10 01:30:27 <Salmander> The other leiutenant breaks out into tears, crying.
Oct 10 01:30:36 <Salmander> "R-retreat!"
Oct 10 01:30:39 <MisterFlames> "Cat, I'm the natural predator of Army Men. Be careful, or I'll bat you under the couch."
Oct 10 01:30:49 <Soulless> "Ms Sweetie? May I ask a few questions about… this place?"
Oct 10 01:30:50 <Salmander> With some hut-huts the men all retreat into their crate.
Oct 10 01:30:57 <Tom90deg> Zoe takes her box ot spy gear and quickly chances back to her boots, putting everything back in the box and heading for the exit
Oct 10 01:31:03 <Dawny> Kay pick up one of the Army men and looks at him.
Oct 10 01:31:16 <Photosynthetic> Glen has watched all this, bemused.
Oct 10 01:31:20 <Salmander> Ms. Sweetie looks looks at Alicel. "Sure, hun."
Oct 10 01:31:35 <Salmander> The army man spits a gob of plastic in Kay's face. "Monster!"
Oct 10 01:31:39 <Photosynthetic> Now it goes over to Alicel and Sweetie.
Oct 10 01:31:52 <Dawny> "Hey, hey now. What did I do?"
Oct 10 01:32:01 <Soulless> "Who is Dr Wondertainment? Did he make all of this? These toys, these people? How are these people made?"
Oct 10 01:32:05 <Salmander> He holds up a radio. "CALLING FOR AIR SUPPORT!"
Oct 10 01:32:15 <MisterFlames> "Okay, what else can this thing do, Zoe?"
Oct 10 01:32:20 <Dawny> "I'm a doctor, not a fighter"
Oct 10 01:32:28 <Salmander> There's some buzzing and a small nerf bullet hits Kay in the back of the head.
Oct 10 01:32:45 <Tom90deg> "No idea, I'll keep the manual. But i think the natives are getting restless, we may want to vacate…"
Oct 10 01:32:50 <Salmander> An air-hogs esque helicopter circles her head.
Oct 10 01:33:22 <Salmander> "D.r Wondertainment is a brilliant man who makes toys. We're all made differently." Ms. Sweetie smiles.
Oct 10 01:33:35 <Dawny> Kay jumps lightly and chuckles. "I like you" She slips the Army guy into her pocket and walks back to the group.
Oct 10 01:33:45 <Salmander> "MMMMFFMMFMFM!"
Oct 10 01:33:56 <MisterFlames> "Lemme try something…" Midnight attempts a leap and tries to bat the plane.
Oct 10 01:34:11 <Salmander> The ghosts give Shank another look and fly off, somewhat confused.
Oct 10 01:34:28 <MisterFlames> 4df+4 Athletics, Tagging Here Kitty, Kitty to hit a flying thing.
Oct 10 01:34:29 <Glacon> MisterFlames: Athletics, Tagging Here Kitty, Kitty to hit a flying thing.: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, +, -)
Oct 10 01:34:46 <Tom90deg> zoe stands by the warehouse door, flipping through it to look for anything intretsing.
Oct 10 01:34:52 <Dexanote> "Aight. thaz easy enough"
Oct 10 01:34:58 <Salmander> The hydraulics hum and midnight leaps, a robotic paw swiping the helicopter. You graze and break its propeller.
Oct 10 01:35:08 <Salmander> He wizzes to the ground and crashes.
Oct 10 01:35:14 <Dexanote> Shank walks by, carrying another box of horrors.
Oct 10 01:35:20 <Soulless> "Is there a way I can meet him? Also, will the factory have batteries I can use? You see, I am in need of a replacement battery…"
Oct 10 01:35:39 <Salmander> Several small plastic medics come out to the crash carrying gurneys
Oct 10 01:35:54 <Salmander> One uses the jaws of life to pry open the pit and they carry out both pilots
Oct 10 01:36:08 <Maddy> <This is silly…>
Oct 10 01:36:17 <Tom90deg> "You have no idea…"
Oct 10 01:36:18 <Salmander> The medic feels both their pulses and shakes his head
Oct 10 01:36:36 <Salmander> "This never gets any easier, damnit!" He slams a fist against the helicopter and they walk off with the bodies.
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Oct 10 01:37:22 <Dawny> Kay stops and looks back at the medics, ten takes the Army guy out of her pocket.
Oct 10 01:37:25 <MisterFlames> "I'm not sure how to feel about that." Midnight confides.
Oct 10 01:37:30 <Tom90deg> "Me either."
Oct 10 01:37:35 <Dexanote> "Eh."
Oct 10 01:37:38 <Salmander> The army guy struggles in her fingers
Oct 10 01:38:01 <Dawny> "Hey, calm down. I have a question for you."
Oct 10 01:38:27 <MisterFlames> "Shank, did you feel anything when they died?"
Oct 10 01:38:31 <Salmander> As Shank watches the ghosts go, he feels a tug towards them
Oct 10 01:38:38 <Dexanote> '… Uh.
Oct 10 01:38:40 <Salmander> Some souls need shepherding.
Oct 10 01:38:42 <Dexanote> "
Oct 10 01:38:44 <Dexanote> He vanished
Oct 10 01:39:10 <Salmander> "What do you want, fiend?"
Oct 10 01:39:54 <Dawny> "Don't call me that, I'm trying to be nice."
Oct 10 01:40:03 <MisterFlames> Midnight rolls around in her guard suit, and joins Zoe.
Oct 10 01:40:18 <Salmander> "Monsters like you killed our best men!"
Oct 10 01:40:20 <Photosynthetic> Glen follows Midnight.
Oct 10 01:40:28 <Tom90deg> "LEt him go Kay, come on…we've got what we came for."
Oct 10 01:40:56 <Dawny> "You attacked us first, our leader." Kay takes a deep breath and sighs. "You got family?"
Oct 10 01:41:00 <Salmander> Zoe finds a glove that projects another glove to grab things far away.
Oct 10 01:41:11 <Tom90deg> "Oohhhh"
Oct 10 01:41:25 <Salmander> The soldier shakes his head, seeming rather sad. "Bachelor."
Oct 10 01:41:28 <Tom90deg> Zoe slips it on and tries to grab a box.
Oct 10 01:41:53 <Salmander> A glove slips off your glove and drifts quickly towards the box, grabbing it.
Oct 10 01:41:59 <Photosynthetic> Glen sniffs at the glove, smeling for magic.
Oct 10 01:42:01 <Tom90deg> "This would've been handy in the past."
Oct 10 01:42:06 <Photosynthetic> (The one she's wearing, not the new one.)
Oct 10 01:42:08 <Maddy> Alice is hanging around with Jason. <Soo….>
Oct 10 01:42:08 <Salmander> No magic
Oct 10 01:42:10 <Tom90deg> Zoe pulls it off, and tucks it in a pocket.
Oct 10 01:42:42 <Tom90deg> "Kaaay…."
Oct 10 01:43:04 <Dawny> Kay bites her lip and sighs. "Want to come live with us? It'll be fun."
Oct 10 01:43:40 <Salmander> The soldier looks around for a moment. He gives Kay a look. "…Really?"
Oct 10 01:44:17 <Dawny> "Yeah. You can stay with me and move around with us…we're always having adventures."
Oct 10 01:44:24 <Salmander> "To be honest they're pretty… uh… one minded around here."
Oct 10 01:44:42 <Salmander> "Just, don't tell my mother. It'd break her poor old heart."
Oct 10 01:45:00 <Dawny> "I won't, promise. Um…what do you eat?"
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Oct 10 01:45:20 <Salmander> "Eat?" He seems confused.
Oct 10 01:45:57 <Dawny> "Never mind, you won't be the first thing that doesn't eat. Want to sit on my shoulder?"
Oct 10 01:46:25 <Salmander> "Eh, sure."
Oct 10 01:46:48 <Salmander> "Um… guys." Sweetie's voice/
Oct 10 01:47:00 <Maddy> <Hmmm?>
Oct 10 01:47:04 <Tom90deg> "Hm?"
Oct 10 01:47:27 <Dawny> "Corporal, you go a zip-tie?"
Oct 10 01:47:32 <Salmander> "I'd suggest you exit the warehouse." For the first time she seems a bit nervous. She keep glancing outside.
Oct 10 01:47:47 <Tom90deg> Zoe heads out of the warehouse. "Why?"
Oct 10 01:47:55 <Soulless> Alicel is already out, beside Ms Sweetie's side.
Oct 10 01:48:01 <Maddy> <…> Alice steps out.
Oct 10 01:48:05 <Photosynthetic> Glen pads out beside Zoe.
Oct 10 01:48:07 <Dawny> Kay heads out, medkits in tow.
Oct 10 01:48:13 <Dexanote> Shank is gone
Oct 10 01:48:22 <Salmander> Sweetie points to what appear to be looooong lines moving towards them.
Oct 10 01:48:30 <MisterFlames> Midnight leaves the warehouse, still in her suit. "I'm going to really want to read the manual."
Oct 10 01:48:34 <Tom90deg> "What's that?"
Oct 10 01:48:34 <Maddy> <Lovely.>
Oct 10 01:48:37 <Photosynthetic> Lines of what?
Oct 10 01:48:39 * E4D has quit (Quit: ajax IRC Client)
Oct 10 01:48:39 * Notify: E4D is offline (SCP and Related Channels).
Oct 10 01:48:42 <Tom90deg> "I think we need to vacate…"
Oct 10 01:48:43 <Salmander> Sweetie quickly presses the button and the door closes.
Oct 10 01:48:44 <Dexanote> coke
Oct 10 01:49:22 <Salmander> The lines become more visible now as they grow closer. They seem to be… legs.
Oct 10 01:49:38 <Salmander> And perched atop is a man with looong arms that sift around the buildings.
Oct 10 01:49:50 <Photosynthetic> Glen stares.
Oct 10 01:49:52 <Tom90deg> Zoe looks around for the elevator.
Oct 10 01:50:03 <Salmander> "REEEEEEEEEDD!" A rather menacing voice cries.
Oct 10 01:50:06 <Tom90deg> "Don't know what that is, but I do know I don't want to be here."
Oct 10 01:50:07 <Dawny> Kay looks at the Army man. "I'm going to put you in my pocket until we figure this out, okay?"
Oct 10 01:50:13 <Salmander> "REDD GET OUT HERE!"
Oct 10 01:50:24 <Photosynthetic> "Who is /that?"/
Oct 10 01:50:49 * Notify: E4D is online (SCP and Related Channels).
Oct 10 01:50:49 <Salmander> A glance at the platform will show you Redd standing on it already, beckoning for everyone to get on quickly.
Oct 10 01:51:00 <Salmander> "Mr. Stripes." Ms. Sweetie says.
Oct 10 01:51:14 <Salmander> "REEEEEDD!"
Oct 10 01:51:14 <Tom90deg> Zoe moves quickly towards the platform, carrying her box. "Come on guys ,questions later…"
Oct 10 01:51:22 <Soulless> Alicel is hopping onto the platform, boxes in his arms.
Oct 10 01:51:42 <Salmander> You can see the head of the man now. It's contorted in rage.
Oct 10 01:51:47 <Maddy> «Redd, we're getting out of here.»
Oct 10 01:51:49 <Photosynthetic> Glen bounds towards the platform, leaping off walls and railings as necessary.
Oct 10 01:51:56 <Dawny> Kay slips the man into her pocket and picks up the medkits, running for the lift.
Oct 10 01:51:58 <Tom90deg> "Come on come on…."
Oct 10 01:52:18 <Maddy> Alice and Jason head there too.
Oct 10 01:52:51 <MisterFlames> Midnight's already gone.
Oct 10 01:53:14 <MisterFlames> "Let's see how fast this thing can move."
Oct 10 01:53:26 <Tom90deg> Zoe looks to make sure everyone's on board.
Oct 10 01:53:36 <Salmander> The head suddenly turns towards them. "REDD! I SEE YOU!"
Oct 10 01:53:46 <Maddy> <Fuck.>
Oct 10 01:53:59 <Photosynthetic> "Oh dear."
Oct 10 01:54:06 <Salmander> Redd hist the lever.
Oct 10 01:54:06 <Tom90deg> "Push the button! COme on express this lift!"
Oct 10 01:54:13 <Salmander> "Fuckfuckfuckfuck."
Oct 10 01:54:45 <Salmander> An arm suddenly extends and snaps the lever off. The platform screeches to a halt, half a foot off the ground.
Oct 10 01:55:01 <Soulless> "Redd, who is Mr Stripes and why is he calling for yo-" He is cut off by the arm.
Oct 10 01:55:03 <Tom90deg> "Anyone got a pencil? Quick, draw a button!"
Oct 10 01:55:24 <Photosynthetic> Glen yowls and swats at the arm.
Oct 10 01:55:40 <Salmander> Redd takes out his magnum and shoots stripes, but he misses.
Oct 10 01:56:03 <Photosynthetic> 4df+1 Swat!
Oct 10 01:56:04 <Glacon> Photosynthetic: Swat!: 4 (4df+1=0, +, +, +)
Oct 10 01:56:10 <Dexanote> whoa
Oct 10 01:56:15 <Salmander> 4df+4 wavy arm
Oct 10 01:56:16 <Glacon> Salmander: wavy arm: 4 (4df+4=0, +, -, 0)
Oct 10 01:56:33 <Tom90deg> "DOes anyone have a pen?"
Oct 10 01:56:46 <Salmander> A bit of a slap, but the arm remains undamaged. Stripes lunges closer on his enormous legs.
Oct 10 01:56:51 <Soulless> Alicel is looking around for something to draw with. Is there something resembling a pencil or pen around?
Oct 10 01:56:51 <Maddy> 4df+4 Fuck off I'm not in the mood.
Oct 10 01:56:53 <Glacon> Maddy: Fuck off I'm not in the mood.: 4 (4df+4=0, +, 0, -)
Oct 10 01:56:57 <Salmander> 4df+4
Oct 10 01:56:58 <Glacon> Salmander: 5 (4df+4=0, -, +, +)
Oct 10 01:57:14 <Salmander> You miss Stripes completely
Oct 10 01:57:18 <Photosynthetic> Glen crouches to spring.
Oct 10 01:57:31 <Tom90deg> Zoe pulls out her sword, ready to swing
Oct 10 01:57:34 <Dexanote> 4df+6 tag Straw Man || There's a chill and a flash of metal.
Oct 10 01:57:34 <Glacon> Dexanote: tag Straw Man || There's a chill and a flash of metal.: 4 (4df+6=-, -, 0, 0)
Oct 10 01:57:44 <Salmander> 4df+4
Oct 10 01:57:44 <Glacon> Salmander: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, +, 0)
Oct 10 01:57:58 <MisterFlames> 4df+6 Midnight uses the spell she prepared back with the Mister Madds. "GO AWAY!" She commands. (Mentalism spell)
Oct 10 01:57:59 <Glacon> MisterFlames: Midnight uses the spell she prepared back with the Mister Madds. "GO AWAY!" She commands. (Mentalism spell): 6 (4df+6=+, 0, -, 0)
Oct 10 01:58:00 <Photosynthetic> 4df+4 Glen flings itself onto Stripes' back!
Oct 10 01:58:01 <Glacon> Photosynthetic: Glen flings itself onto Stripes' back!: 4 (4df+4=0, +, -, 0)
Oct 10 01:58:13 <Soulless> 4df+2 searching for something for something to write with.
Oct 10 01:58:13 <Glacon> Soulless: searching for something for something to write with.: 2 (4df+2=0, +, 0, -)
Oct 10 01:58:14 <Salmander> Shank nicks the finger but no real hurt to stripes
Oct 10 01:58:19 <Tom90deg> Zoe swings at Stripes
Oct 10 01:58:23 <Tom90deg> 4df+2
Oct 10 01:58:23 <Glacon> Tom90deg: 3 (4df+2=0, -, +, +)
Oct 10 01:58:34 <Salmander> 4df+5 Angry Stripes
Oct 10 01:58:35 <Glacon> Salmander: Angry Stripes: 6 (4df+5=+, 0, 0, 0)
Oct 10 01:58:43 <Dexanote> Alice, Kay, Shank, Glen, Midnight, Zoe, Stripes
Oct 10 01:58:48 <Photosynthetic> Oops.
Oct 10 01:59:03 <Dexanote> Establishing now.
Oct 10 01:59:05 <Salmander> Stripes does not go away
Oct 10 01:59:16 <Soulless> Alicel?
Oct 10 01:59:25 <Salmander> 4df+4 dodging glen
Oct 10 01:59:26 <Glacon> Salmander: dodging glen: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, +, 0)
Oct 10 01:59:29 <Salmander> Nope
Oct 10 01:59:35 <Dexanote> Before Alice D
Oct 10 01:59:51 <Salmander> 4df+4 Zoe
Oct 10 01:59:51 <Glacon> Salmander: Zoe: 5 (4df+4=0, +, -, +)
Oct 10 01:59:53 <Photosynthetic> Glen lands on a roof opposite, scrambling to keep its feet.
Oct 10 02:00:02 <Tom90deg> 4df+4 zoe dodge!
Oct 10 02:00:03 <Glacon> Tom90deg: zoe dodge!: 5 (4df+4=0, +, 0, 0)
Oct 10 02:00:27 <Tom90deg> Zoe ducks as the arm swings over, missing her by a inch
Oct 10 02:00:27 <Dexanote> "Glen get back up here." He twirls the Scythe. "Alice, ye alright?"
Oct 10 02:00:45 <Salmander> Alicel finds an actual button in her robotics kit
Oct 10 02:00:46 <Photosynthetic> On Glen's next turn, it will leap back to the platform.
Oct 10 02:01:24 <Salmander> Stripes looks at Glen and snarls. He swats with his other arm
Oct 10 02:01:29 <Salmander> 4df+4 SWAT
Oct 10 02:01:29 <Glacon> Salmander: SWAT: 3 (4df+4=0, 0, -, 0)
Oct 10 02:01:58 <Photosynthetic> 4df+2 oh no!
Oct 10 02:01:59 <Glacon> Photosynthetic: oh no!: 3 (4df+2=-, +, 0, +)
Oct 10 02:02:11 <Salmander> You manage to jump over the swooping arm
Oct 10 02:02:26 <MisterFlames> "This is rather annoying." Midnight notes.
Oct 10 02:02:33 <Tom90deg> "You don't say…"
Oct 10 02:02:47 <Salmander> Redd takes another step and looms dangerously close to the platform
Oct 10 02:02:52 <Salmander> Stripes, rather
Oct 10 02:03:35 <Maddy> 4df+4 more shootan
Oct 10 02:03:36 <Glacon> Maddy: more shootan: 4 (4df+4=+, -, +, -)
Oct 10 02:03:55 <Salmander> 4df+4
Oct 10 02:03:55 <Glacon> Salmander: 5 (4df+4=+, -, +, 0)
Oct 10 02:04:08 <Salmander> Swing and a miss
Oct 10 02:05:47 <Maddy> >"|
Oct 10 02:05:50 <Soulless> Alicel tries to attach the button he found.
Oct 10 02:06:02 <Soulless> 4df+8 tagging Kinship and Don't worry
Oct 10 02:06:02 <Glacon> Soulless: tagging Kinship and Don't worry: 9 (4df+8=+, +, -, 0)
Oct 10 02:06:43 <Salmander> The button attaches successfully. I assume you press it as well. The platform begins to buzz and ascend
Oct 10 02:07:11 <Dexanote> Shank now.
Oct 10 02:07:44 <Salmander> There's still a hand groping about the platform
Oct 10 02:07:58 <Dexanote> Dismembered?
Oct 10 02:08:32 <Salmander> Nope
Oct 10 02:09:05 <Dexanote> 4df+6 Tag Harvestman || Shank sets the Scythe aside and grabs the hand, twisting it around, to snap it off.
Oct 10 02:09:05 <Glacon> Dexanote: Tag Harvestman || Shank sets the Scythe aside and grabs the hand, twisting it around, to snap it off.: 8 (4df+6=0, +, 0, +)
Oct 10 02:09:18 <Salmander> 4df+4
Oct 10 02:09:18 <Glacon> Salmander: 5 (4df+4=-, 0, +, +)
Oct 10 02:09:28 <Dexanote> *SSKTchlrrrk*
Oct 10 02:09:36 * Bright_ (~PI.6492985B.9F1CD799.20F8FE8F|77tahCecI#PI.6492985B.9F1CD799.20F8FE8F|77tahCecI) has joined #afteractionmission
Oct 10 02:09:38 <Salmander> The hand lops off and begins flopping around on the platform
Oct 10 02:09:41 <Dexanote> *Plktch*
Oct 10 02:09:42 <Salmander> No blood
Oct 10 02:09:43 <Tom90deg> Zoe winces at the noise.
Oct 10 02:09:59 <Salmander> Stripes cries out in pain and retracts the arm to normal lengths
Oct 10 02:10:03 * Bright has quit (Ping timeout)
Oct 10 02:10:30 <Dexanote> He grabs the hand again, holding it above his head and twisting hard, ripping it to pieces.
Oct 10 02:10:38 <Dexanote> "Heh."
Oct 10 02:10:47 <Tom90deg> "Impressive…Weird place this is."
Oct 10 02:10:56 <MisterFlames> "Isn't it just?"
Oct 10 02:11:33 <Tom90deg> "I got that manual, we'll give it a looksee. See what that robot suit can do."
Oct 10 02:11:34 <Salmander> The other arm extends towards the platform, the fingers extending as well to the length of telephone poles
Oct 10 02:11:44 <Dawny> 4df+3 shooting at the arm
Oct 10 02:11:45 <Glacon> Dawny: shooting at the arm: 2 (4df+3=-, 0, +, -)
Oct 10 02:11:52 <Salmander> 4df+4
Oct 10 02:11:52 <Tom90deg> "Ah geeze, he's still coming…"
Oct 10 02:11:53 <Glacon> Salmander: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, +, 0)
Oct 10 02:11:56 <Salmander> Nope
Oct 10 02:12:01 <Salmander> "REEEEDDD!"
Oct 10 02:12:10 <MisterFlames> "I've got something I can try…"
Oct 10 02:12:42 <Photosynthetic> Glen leaps again, from roof back to platform, twisting as it goes to slash Stripes' wrist.
Oct 10 02:12:50 <Photosynthetic> 4df+1 Slash!
Oct 10 02:12:50 <Glacon> Photosynthetic: Slash!: 2 (4df+1=0, 0, 0, +)
Oct 10 02:12:58 <Salmander> 4df+4
Oct 10 02:12:58 <Glacon> Salmander: 2 (4df+4=0, -, 0, -)
Oct 10 02:13:20 <Salmander> Close, but no cigar. Glen does successfully land, however
Oct 10 02:14:16 <MisterFlames> 4df+4 Midnight tosses a spell to overwhelm Stripes's nervous system and paralyze his arms.
Oct 10 02:14:16 <Glacon> MisterFlames: Midnight tosses a spell to overwhelm Stripes's nervous system and paralyze his arms.: 1 (4df+4=0, -, -, -)
Oct 10 02:14:18 <Salmander> Stripe's neck stretches until his face is almost in front of the group. He hisses.
Oct 10 02:14:20 <Photosynthetic> It whips around to face Stripes again, fur standing on end.
Oct 10 02:14:25 <Salmander> 4df+4
Oct 10 02:14:25 <Glacon> Salmander: 3 (4df+4=0, -, -, +)
Oct 10 02:14:51 <Salmander> Stripes lacks a nervous system as you would understand it, so the spell fails
Oct 10 02:14:53 <MisterFlames> "Can't get a spell off to save our lives."
Oct 10 02:15:07 <Tom90deg> Zoe moves forward, stabing her sword at Stripes face
Oct 10 02:15:15 <Tom90deg> 4df+2 Eye scream!
Oct 10 02:15:15 <Glacon> Tom90deg: Eye scream!: 3 (4df+2=0, +, 0, 0)
Oct 10 02:15:21 <Salmander> 4df+4
Oct 10 02:15:21 <Glacon> Salmander: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, 0, 0)
Oct 10 02:15:41 <Salmander> His neck moves his head out of the way at the last second
Oct 10 02:15:53 <Tom90deg> "Gaah! We can't hit this bloody thing! How tall can it get?"
Oct 10 02:16:39 <Salmander> As the platform continues upwards, he reaches his fingers around Zoe and close them in. His neck and legs continue with the platform as it gets 50 feet up
Oct 10 02:16:55 <Salmander> 4df+4 King kong grab
Oct 10 02:16:55 <Glacon> Salmander: King kong grab: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, +, -)
Oct 10 02:16:58 <Dexanote> "… Redd, c'n I kill 'im an take his body?"
Oct 10 02:16:58 <Tom90deg> "Gaah!"
Oct 10 02:17:14 <Tom90deg> 4df+6 (Fate point to dodge
Oct 10 02:17:15 <Glacon> Tom90deg: (Fate point to dodge: 6 (4df+6=+, -, +, -)
Oct 10 02:17:18 * Bright_ is now known as Bright
Oct 10 02:17:23 <Salmander> "Fuck if I know."
Oct 10 02:17:35 <Tom90deg> Zoe blinks out of the creatures grip, appareing next to it, and stepping back
Oct 10 02:17:52 <Salmander> Stripes growls again. The platform is now 70 feet up.
Oct 10 02:17:58 <Tom90deg> "Stupid creature!"
Oct 10 02:18:27 <Salmander> "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!"
Oct 10 02:18:51 <Salmander> As he shouts his mouth becomes wider, almost taking up the whole platform.
Oct 10 02:18:59 <Tom90deg> "Have to catch us first!"
Oct 10 02:19:00 <Dexanote> "…"
Oct 10 02:19:02 <Dexanote> "…"
Oct 10 02:19:19 <Dexanote> Shank's face starts to glow.
Oct 10 02:19:21 <Dexanote> "… No."
Oct 10 02:19:24 <Dexanote> "They're mine."
Oct 10 02:19:24 <Maddy> 4df+4 FUCKING DIE!
Oct 10 02:19:25 <Glacon> Maddy: FUCKING DIE!: 6 (4df+4=0, +, +, 0)
Oct 10 02:19:39 <Dexanote> 4df+6 tagging Harvestman.
Oct 10 02:19:40 <Glacon> Dexanote: tagging Harvestman.: 6 (4df+6=0, +, -, 0)
Oct 10 02:19:43 <Dexanote> Final Fate
Oct 10 02:19:54 <Salmander> 4df+4 for both
Oct 10 02:19:54 <Glacon> Salmander: for both: 3 (4df+4=-, +, 0, -)
Oct 10 02:20:22 <Salmander> Stripe is easily shot in the head thanks to expanding it so much
Oct 10 02:20:34 <Maddy> <Christ.>
Oct 10 02:20:39 <Salmander> Shank cuts off his extended tongue, now about the size of a person.
Oct 10 02:20:49 <Salmander> It falls onto the platform, flopping around.
Oct 10 02:20:58 <Dexanote> He pulls the tongue closer, clawing at his face.
Oct 10 02:21:06 <Dexanote> THEN lops it off
Oct 10 02:21:29 <Maddy> <Gross.>.
Oct 10 02:21:57 <Salmander> Stripes falls backwards, and is impaled on the Mad House's weather vein.
Oct 10 02:22:12 <Tom90deg> "Eeeh…"
Oct 10 02:22:13 <Dexanote> "There are no words, nor shall there eva be, of how wrong you are, MISTA Stripes."
Oct 10 02:22:22 <Tom90deg> "Why was he called Stripes?"
Oct 10 02:22:45 <Dexanote> "Presumably tha stripes from him throttlin ya. Eva choke someone to death?"
Oct 10 02:22:48 <Salmander> The platform finally slows to a halt at the top of the staircase. Ladybugs light up to show the way out.
Oct 10 02:23:07 <Soulless> Alicel would've loved to stay and study this place longer… He gets his metal ass out with his boxes of robot kits.
Oct 10 02:23:08 <Tom90deg> "Fair enough…LEts get out of here…"
Oct 10 02:23:12 <Photosynthetic> Glen's fur slowly flattens back out. It dashes up the stairs, leading but not outrunning the party.
Oct 10 02:23:21 <Dexanote> He grabs the Scythe and strolls out.
Oct 10 02:23:25 <Maddy> Alice and Jason follow.
Oct 10 02:23:26 <Dawny> Kay follows the group.
Oct 10 02:23:36 <Tom90deg> Zoe heads back up and out.
Oct 10 02:23:41 <Salmander> Redd runs with the party and opens the door, letting everyone out.
Oct 10 02:23:42 <MisterFlames> "No hands, I can't." Midnight follows in her robo-kitty suit.
Oct 10 02:24:07 <Soulless> "Reminded me of Charon, except far ruder."
Oct 10 02:24:27 <Salmander> The suit produces another set of wheels that allow her to climb the stairs.
Oct 10 02:24:52 <Salmander> You head back outside to #afteraction
Oct 10 02:24:56 <MisterFlames> "Nice!" Midnight allows. "I still have to see what else it does."