Bou does a thing...

Oct 07 22:41:04 <Maddy> "Welp…now t-that that little bit of excitement is over d-does anyone want venison chili pasta?"
Oct 07 22:42:24 <Ragazzo> Dusty sits up suddenly, bolting awake in his tent. Anyone outside it will hear him scrambling /quickly/ throguh his belongings.
Oct 07 22:42:53 <Ragazzo> *through
Oct 07 22:44:27 <MisterFlames> "Can't. Onions and garlic are toxic for cats, so I have to be careful."
Oct 07 22:45:08 <E4D> "Awww… Midnight can't have the pasta…"
Oct 07 22:45:34 <Dexanote> Bruce is looking at Dusty.
Oct 07 22:45:37 <E4D> Jason's temporarily soured mood is buoyed by the fact that he *can* have the delicious pasta.
Oct 07 22:46:23 <Maddy> "Kitty needs food, bee are bee!" Woosh like a flash Bou is off.
Oct 07 22:46:31 <Maddy> 4df+4 Woop
Oct 07 22:46:32 <Glacon> Maddy: Woop: 5 (4df+4=-, 0, +, +)
Oct 07 22:48:18 <Maddy> Bou stalks through the forest, like a sneaky, thorny thing that stalks other things.
Oct 07 22:48:26 <E4D> The wild pig stares at Bou.
Oct 07 22:48:48 <E4D> It charges! This is certainly no Truffles.
Oct 07 22:48:54 <E4D> 4df+2!
Oct 07 22:49:00 <E4D> 4df+2 !
Oct 07 22:49:01 <Glacon> E4D: !: 3 (4df+2=0, +, 0, 0)
Oct 07 22:49:13 <Maddy> 4df+3 Athletics to jump on its back.
Oct 07 22:49:14 <Glacon> Maddy: Athletics to jump on its back.: 0 (4df+3=-, 0, -, -)
Oct 07 22:49:23 <Maddy> Bou fails at life.
Oct 07 22:49:48 <E4D> She is battered out of the way as the pig charges past, a galloping rhino compared to the plant.
Oct 07 22:50:28 <Maddy> BOU IS SAD! She scurries up a tree, knowing wild hods cant see up.
Oct 07 22:50:41 <Maddy> Bear Grills said so.
Oct 07 22:51:06 <E4D> Bear Grills fails at life. The pig looks up, spotting her. "!"
Oct 07 22:51:14 <MisterFlames> Midnight killed and ate Bear Grylls, since he is a fake.
Oct 07 22:51:20 <E4D> It paces about for a few moments.
Oct 07 22:51:24 <Maddy> "Stoopid peeg." she snaps off a branch. "Come at me bro!"
Oct 07 22:51:46 <E4D> It oinks, looking back up at this new sound. ADD pig.
Oct 07 22:52:07 <Maddy> 4df+4 looking for a soft spot.
Oct 07 22:52:08 <Glacon> Maddy: looking for a soft spot.: 6 (4df+4=0, +, +, 0)
Oct 07 22:52:40 <Dexanote> Throat
Oct 07 22:52:46 <Salmander> Bou drinks her own piss, bear Grylls said so
Oct 07 22:52:48 <E4D> Back of the skull. That looks like a nice target.
Oct 07 22:54:07 <Maddy> 4df+7 Bou dives from the tree, aiming for the nice soft spot with her newly aquired pointed stick, her thorns growing as she becomes a veritable ball of sharp.
Oct 07 22:54:08 <Glacon> Maddy: Bou dives from the tree, aiming for the nice soft spot with her newly aquired pointed stick, her thorns growing as she becomes a veritable ball of sharp.: 6 (4df+7=-, 0, 0, 0)
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Oct 07 22:54:46 <E4D> 4df+4 PIG SKULL
Oct 07 22:54:47 <Glacon> E4D: PIG SKULL: 6 (4df+4=0, 0, +, +)
Oct 07 22:55:01 <E4D> The stick jams into the pig's neck. Roll Athletics!
Oct 07 22:55:06 <E4D> Difficulty 3.
Oct 07 22:55:14 <Maddy> 4df+3 "Fuck you peeg!"
Oct 07 22:55:15 <Glacon> Maddy: "Fuck you peeg!": 1 (4df+3=-, -, 0, 0)
Oct 07 22:55:18 <Maddy> >:|
Oct 07 22:55:41 <E4D> The pig freaks out, whipping around and sending Bou flying.
Oct 07 22:55:51 <Maddy> "Noooo!" Wham, tree.
Oct 07 22:56:09 <E4D> The stick remains firmly embedded in the pig's neck, blood draining heavily around the wound.
Oct 07 22:56:38 <Maddy> 4df+5 burning last fate to getback on the pig
Oct 07 22:56:39 <Glacon> Maddy: burning last fate to getback on the pig: 5 (4df+5=-, +, 0, 0)
Oct 07 22:57:21 <E4D> 4df+2 bleeding pig :(
Oct 07 22:57:22 <Glacon> E4D: bleeding pig :(: 2 (4df+2=-, +, 0, 0)
Oct 07 22:59:03 <Maddy> Bou climbs on, wrapping her very thorned arms around the pig's neck in a choke hold kinda thing. The pig is freaking out and starts to charge. blood going everywhere.
Oct 07 22:56:31 <Ragazzo> Dusty goes and gets some chili, he sits down, hermetically sealed pot of dirt tucked safely into his lap as he eats.
Oct 07 22:58:08 <E4D> "What's the urn for?"
Oct 07 22:59:07 <Ragazzo> "Not an urn. It's soil from my daughter's home."
Oct 07 22:59:20 <Maddy> "Ffffffuuuuucccck!" Bou's voice is getting closer, fast.
Oct 07 22:59:29 <Ragazzo> "…god damn it."
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Oct 07 22:59:37 <E4D> "What the hell?"
Oct 07 22:59:48 <Maddy> Dusty defense
Oct 07 22:59:57 <Ragazzo> 4df+4 Defense
Oct 07 22:59:58 <Glacon> Ragazzo: Defense: 5 (4df+4=0, +, +, -)
Oct 07 23:00:11 <Maddy> 4df+4 pig in deth throes
Oct 07 23:00:12 <Glacon> Maddy: pig in deth throes: 5 (4df+4=0, +, +, -)
Oct 07 23:00:22 <Ragazzo> Dusty's curled around the pot protectively.
Oct 07 23:00:54 <E4D> The pot is safe as the hemorraging pig glances off him, tearing through the camp.
Oct 07 23:01:04 <E4D> "DON'T SHOOT!"
Oct 07 23:01:08 <Maddy> "Fucking thing wont die!" Every one of Bou's thorns is burried deep in the pig's flesh.
Oct 07 23:01:28 <Maddy> She looks kinda like a gory Christmas elf, all green white and red.
Oct 07 23:01:55 <Ragazzo> Dusty exhales, turning the pot over, and then tucking it away after ascertaining that it's safe.
Oct 07 23:02:02 <Maddy> 4df+3 keep murdering the pig.
Oct 07 23:02:02 <Ragazzo> Back in hsi tent.
Oct 07 23:02:03 <Glacon> Maddy: keep murdering the pig.: 4 (4df+3=0, +, -, +)
Oct 07 23:02:05 <Ragazzo> *his
Oct 07 23:02:25 <E4D> 4df+2 Dying, crashing pig.
Oct 07 23:02:26 <Glacon> E4D: Dying, crashing pig.: 5 (4df+2=+, 0, +, +)
Oct 07 23:02:38 <Maddy> "FUCKING DIE!"
Oct 07 23:02:51 <E4D> The pig remains obstinately alive, and crashes into Strelnikov's tent.
Oct 07 23:03:23 <Maddy> She wrenches and twists the pointed stick embeded in its skulm using her thorned legs to hold on for dear life.
Oct 07 23:03:44 <E4D> It runs into the open flap, sending cans of beans flying as it tears ass inside.
Oct 07 23:04:12 <E4D> 4df-2
Oct 07 23:04:13 <Glacon> E4D: -3 (4df-2=0, 0, 0, -)
Oct 07 23:04:32 <E4D> One of the cans bursts, spilling beans on the cold, hard ground as it dies.
Oct 07 23:04:50 <E4D> The can is dying, not the pig.
Oct 07 23:05:05 <Maddy> 4df+3 Bou grabs a can of beans and begins to blugeon the stupid animal in the head. Repeatedly.
Oct 07 23:05:06 <Glacon> Maddy: Bou grabs a can of beans and begins to blugeon the stupid animal in the head. Repeatedly.: 2 (4df+3=+, -, -, 0)
Oct 07 23:05:18 <E4D> The pig does, too, collapsing into a bloody heap in the Colonel's tent.
Oct 07 23:05:35 <Maddy> "FUCK!"
Oct 07 23:05:40 <Maddy> "Got you dinner, kitty."
Oct 07 23:05:45 <Maddy> She hops off.
Oct 07 23:05:48 <E4D> "…"
Oct 07 23:05:55 <Maddy> "Sorry about the tent."
Oct 07 23:05:58 <Ragazzo> Dusty finishes his chili.
Oct 07 23:06:26 <Maddy> Bou looks extrodinarily pleased with herself.
Oct 07 23:07:00 <Ragazzo> "Well done, Bou. Regular lord of the flies."
Oct 07 23:07:14 <Maddy> She's leaking fluid from a few places.
Oct 07 23:07:26 <Maddy> "I need to lay down." she does so.
Oct 07 23:07:37 <Ragazzo> "…oh dear."