Final Moosenation

May 06 00:30:30 <TroyL> There is a deafening explosion.
May 06 00:30:30 <TroyL> As it hits, the ground shakes in its wake. It feels like a violent earthquake. A hard, sharp jolt knocks everyone from their feet, then you hear it.
May 06 00:30:30 <TroyL> A distant bleating that seems to follow the explosion. At first, it sounds like an echo, and then…
May 06 00:30:30 <TroyL> …No. There's nothing here for it to echo off of.
May 06 00:30:30 <TroyL> They're each a unique voice. Sounding. Ringing. Overwhelimg.
May 06 00:30:30 <TroyL> A giant plume of ash and fire seems to be rising in the west. It looks like something out of the bible, and then… You see lightening seem to strike down in the distance, lancing all over the ground and igniting it.
May 06 00:30:31 <TroyL> How far are you from the volcano?
May 06 00:30:32 <TroyL> How far will you have to be to be safe?
May 06 00:30:33 <TroyL> …Are all of you about to die?
May 06 00:30:34 <TroyL> Lament is back on his feet in a moment, looking around, eyes wide as the bleating seems to grow in power. In intensity.
May 06 00:30:36 <TroyL> "EVERYONE! GET IN THE FUCKING LAV! NOW! NOW, GOD DAMN YOU!"
May 06 00:30:37 <TroyL> "MYRTLE! DRIVE!"
May 06 00:30:44 <TroyL> Unpause.
May 06 00:31:15 <Dexanote> Myr jolts to her feet, hopping off the back of EVE, rolling, turning and dashing in the back hatch.
May 06 00:31:31 <Pemander> Enkal disappears instantly and Finn pushes off the LAV and running up the ramp.
May 06 00:31:32 <Maddy> Bou and Claudia get in the Trailer.
May 06 00:31:36 <Tom90deg> "Bugger…" Zoe swings down and enters the LAV
May 06 00:31:38 <Pemander> Runs up the ramp* -.-
May 06 00:31:42 <TroyL> "MOVE! MOVE! WE'RE SITTING DUCKS!"
May 06 00:32:14 <Ragazzo> Sleeps gets the fuck in the trailer.
May 06 00:32:20 <Ragazzo> As does colmes.
May 06 00:32:25 <Dexanote> The LAV roars to life. «Everyone in?!»
May 06 00:32:36 <Tom90deg> «Zoe is in.»
May 06 00:32:37 <Lilah> Interrupted, Abigail looks up to Jay, and opens her mouth, quickly wrapping the ring back up, "Let's go."
May 06 00:32:59 <Pemander> «How the fuck did the moose know when the volcano was going to erupt?»
May 06 00:33:28 <Dexanote> «… oh god.»
May 06 00:33:35 <Dexanote> She slams the gas.
May 06 00:33:47 <TroyL> «…Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Tell me you're not thinking what I'm thinking.»
May 06 00:33:55 <Pemander> Enkal is spazmodically changing forms.
May 06 00:33:57 <Liebe> Jay mutters darkly and goes back to the vehicle post-haste.
May 06 00:34:33 <Dexanote> «They caused the eruption to kill Finn? Yeah! That's exactly what I'm thinking!»
May 06 00:34:41 <TroyL> "Claudia! Get in the turret! Watch for thermals. Kill anything that looks like you can kill it?!"
May 06 00:34:44 <Pemander> «…what?»
May 06 00:34:50 <TroyL> «God damnit. I said to NOT TELL ME THAT!»
May 06 00:34:56 <Tom90deg> «That makes perfect sence, Finn is the most important person here.»
May 06 00:35:03 <Dexanote> «PRETEND I DIDN'T.»
May 06 00:35:10 <Pemander> «Seriously guys that is not funny stop being assholes.»
May 06 00:35:14 <TroyL> «THAT'S THE PLAN! IS EVERYONE HERE?»
May 06 00:35:16 <Dexanote> They go.
May 06 00:35:21 <Lilah> "What is going on??" She asks as she moved over to Colmes.
May 06 00:35:27 <Lilah> Abigail is STILL radioless.
May 06 00:35:59 <Ragazzo> "I am not sure…" GOD FUCK SHIT. I have to go.
May 06 00:36:06 <TroyL> Lament flat faces and gives her a radio. Right now. In the middle of a deadly confrontantion against the forces of nature. Because he fucking gets teamwork. That's how it is.
May 06 00:36:17 <TroyL> Colmes dies to a stray antler.
May 06 00:36:42 <TroyL> As the LAV hurtles down the road, the bleating and braying seems to get louder and louder.
May 06 00:36:59 <Pemander> «How many do they have? Jesus.»
May 06 00:37:06 <Tom90deg> Zoe glaces at Abigail. "The volcano just blew."
May 06 00:37:28 * Ragazzo has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
May 06 00:37:56 <Lilah> "But what is that noise?"
May 06 00:38:16 <Tom90deg> "I think that's the Moosemen. It's too much to hope for that the Volcano'll kill them I think."
May 06 00:38:16 <TroyL> Lament begins to rip up clothes from the LAV, passing them around. "It's a hoard of moose, ma'am. And they mean to kill us. Please wrap this around your face."
May 06 00:38:42 <Pemander> Enkal is now a gas mask.
May 06 00:38:56 <Pemander> "I'm good," says Finn perfectly clearly despite the fact that his face is covered.
May 06 00:38:59 <Lilah> "…." Abigail blinks and accepts the ripped cloth, wrapping it around her nose and mouth, "Like this?"
May 06 00:39:15 <Tom90deg> Zoe has her Bakalva that Jason gave her ages ago, so she puts that on.
May 06 00:39:32 <TroyL> He nods, wrapping one on himself, passing one to Myr then nodding to Zoe. "Get up in the turret. It's easy. Point and fire. Just point and fire, alright?"
May 06 00:39:59 <Tom90deg> "Just like Video games, eh? I'll do my best, never done it before though…"
May 06 00:40:06 <Dexanote> Myr wraps it around, sliding her sunglasses in her pocket.
May 06 00:40:24 <Tom90deg> Zoe climbs up into the turret, gripping the controlls.
May 06 00:40:39 * Salaway (~ten.elbacwahs.gc.63A9248-CRInys|rednamlaS#ten.elbacwahs.gc.63A9248-CRInys|rednamlaS) has joined #afteraction
May 06 00:40:41 <TroyL> Lament curses quietly, then goes to the safe…
May 06 00:40:58 <Pemander> "You're not gonna take out the whispering mask, are you?"
May 06 00:41:36 <TroyL> "No. Fuck no. Fuck that thing. If they can make a volcano explode, then god only knows what they could do with the mask…"
May 06 00:41:42 <Liebe> ~fire fire fire fire fire fire ash all is ashes all is the Lord's we are the smokeless flame ashes~
May 06 00:42:03 <TroyL> "…" He stares. "Please, don't do that, sir."
May 06 00:42:09 <Tom90deg> Zoe is trying to scan for any targets.
May 06 00:42:27 <Pemander> "Who, me?"
May 06 00:42:54 <Tom90deg> Zoe shakes her head. "Dusty would've loved you…."
May 06 00:42:55 <TroyL> He rifles around in the safe, then closes his hand on something, pulling it out and putting in in his pocket. "You're fine, Finn. Get up top. And… Can Enkal be more than one thing at a time?"
May 06 00:43:06 <Pemander> "Sure he can."
May 06 00:43:32 <TroyL> "Good. Kill anything that gets too close to us."
May 06 00:43:43 <Pemander> Finn nods and climbs up to the top of the LAV.
May 06 00:43:45 <Dexanote> Myr tries to press the gas harder. If she wasn't driving she'd be flipping out at the mask.
May 06 00:43:45 <Tom90deg> "And stay clear of the bloody gun."
May 06 00:43:47 <TroyL> Zoe: Perception.
May 06 00:43:51 <Pemander> Killing time motherfuckers.
May 06 00:43:54 <Pemander> Enkal is two scimitars and a gas mask.
May 06 00:44:10 <TroyL> H-h-h-haawwtt.
May 06 00:44:15 <Lilah> Abigail looks up at Jay, and hands the paper back to him with the ring, "Please keep me from losing it."
May 06 00:44:24 * Salaway is now known as Salmander
May 06 00:44:41 <Tom90deg> 4df+4 Scanning for targets
May 06 00:44:41 <CROM> Tom90deg: Scanning for targets: 6 (4df+4=+, +, +, -)
May 06 00:45:07 * Salmander has quit (Quit: ow can a robot think with his elbows in the sink?)
May 06 00:45:08 <Liebe> He accepts with a quiet breath and delicately folds it up, placing it in his pocket.
May 06 00:46:03 <TroyL> Zoe: Take your pick. There are dozens, drawing closer and closer to the LAV… Somehow, they're moving as fast as the LAV itself, hurtling along the ground on legs that look too long on the heat scanner… The sky, though. The sky looks like hell on earth. Strange heat signatures flying everywhere.
May 06 00:46:18 <Tom90deg> "Fuck."
May 06 00:46:21 * Salmander (~ten.elbacwahs.gc.63A9248-CRInys|rednamlaS#ten.elbacwahs.gc.63A9248-CRInys|rednamlaS) has joined #afteraction
May 06 00:46:30 <Tom90deg> "Troy! Sky or land targets?"
May 06 00:47:00 <TroyL> "Land! The sky is the volcano! I… I fucking hope the sky is the volcano. If there is a God, the sky will be the volcano!"
May 06 00:47:20 <Tom90deg> Zoe starts opening up on the land targets. "Movement in the sky though! WEird Heat!"
May 06 00:47:36 <TroyL> "Professor! Volcano! HOT!"
May 06 00:47:58 <Liebe> I get it. I get the reference.
May 06 00:48:00 <Tom90deg> "Your nerd point additions have been noted!"
May 06 00:48:02 <Pemander> Finn gazes upon the ensuing carnage with a joyous grin.
May 06 00:48:03 <Dexanote> «WHERE IS THE FUCKING BIRD.»
May 06 00:48:16 <TroyL> "Scraw?" He is sitting in the seat next to you.
May 06 00:48:34 <Dexanote> "oh hi. I thought you were the firebird, sorry."
May 06 00:48:54 <TroyL> Finn: You see some of them moving ahead of the LAV. Moving quickly. Are the moving to cut you all off?
May 06 00:48:56 <Liebe> "Est non Deus." Jay sits calmly down in his seat, checking the buckles and breathing deeply.
May 06 00:49:08 <Pemander> 4df i dont know are they? perception
May 06 00:49:09 <CROM> Pemander: i dont know are they? perception: -3 (4df=0, -, -, -)
May 06 00:49:19 <TroyL> PROLLY NAWT, BRA.
May 06 00:49:29 <Pemander> Finn ignores the ones ahead of the LAV.
May 06 00:49:42 <Pemander> He stares at the horde of moose charging in their wake.
May 06 00:49:48 <TroyL> Suddenly, there's a charge, the moose men on one side hurtling suddenly and quickly against the side of the LAV!
May 06 00:49:57 <TroyL> 4df+3 TIP THE LAV, MOTHERFUCKERS.
May 06 00:49:58 <CROM> TroyL: TIP THE LAV, MOTHERFUCKERS.: 5 (4df+3=0, +, +, 0)
May 06 00:50:17 <Tom90deg> 4df+7 TEAR EM UP!
May 06 00:50:18 <CROM> Tom90deg: TEAR EM UP!: 8 (4df+7=+, -, +, 0)
May 06 00:50:19 <Dexanote> 4df+5 That would be me.
May 06 00:50:19 <CROM> Dexanote: That would be me.: 7 (4df+5=0, +, +, 0)
May 06 00:50:41 <Dexanote> Myr slams the LAV right back, not intending to budge. Nope.
May 06 00:50:57 <TroyL> The LAV is jolted soundly, going up on one side as three of the moosemen slam into it suddenly. They are unable to send it over, and their moment of action has made them unable to defend themselves! All of them take one body!
May 06 00:51:24 <Pemander> Finn presses the hilts of the scimitars together and pulls each hand in the direction of the blade, thinning and lengthening Enkal into the shaft of a large halberd.
May 06 00:51:24 <Dexanote> She bashes her head against the wheel!
May 06 00:51:27 <TroyL> Tank scraws and peck at the window next to Myr! D:
May 06 00:51:55 <Pemander> 4df+4 he slashes at some of the moosemen from on top of the LAV
May 06 00:51:56 <CROM> Pemander: he slashes at some of the moosemen from on top of the LAV: 6 (4df+4=+, 0, +, 0)
May 06 00:51:57 <TroyL> Finn, there's a loud sound from somewhere up ahead. And an earth shattering bleat.
May 06 00:52:03 <Pemander> Or not.
May 06 00:52:10 <TroyL> Mry: Perception.
May 06 00:53:42 <Dexanote> 4df+2 Eugh.
May 06 00:53:42 <CROM> Dexanote: Eugh.: 3 (4df+2=0, 0, +, 0)
May 06 00:54:26 <TroyL> They're a little hard to miss. Ahead of you. In the road. Two brown forms off in the distance, at the edge of the lights… They bend slightly, then leap…
May 06 00:54:47 <TroyL> …and land on the top of the LAV, directly behind Finn. The source of the bleat is quite obvious now.
May 06 00:54:57 <TroyL> "BLLLEEEAAAAAAATTTT!"
May 06 00:55:01 <Pemander> Finn spins around and glares at the moosemen.
May 06 00:55:07 <Pemander> "You guys aren't supposed to be up here."
May 06 00:55:12 <TroyL> …
May 06 00:55:39 <Dexanote> Myr :| s at Tank.
May 06 00:55:43 <TroyL> Tank continues to peck at the window.
May 06 00:55:49 <Pemander> He spins the halberd over his head and swings it at the nearest mooseman.
May 06 00:55:53 <Pemander> 4df+4 fuck you my one-liners are awesome
May 06 00:55:54 <CROM> Pemander: fuck you my one-liners are awesome: 4 (4df+4=0, -, 0, +)
May 06 00:56:16 <TroyL> Lament is in the back, looking out the back, seeing the growing hoard… "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck…" He scrambles in his pocket.
May 06 00:56:27 <TroyL> 4df+4 I AM MOOSE! I WILL CRUSH YOU!
May 06 00:56:27 <CROM> TroyL: I AM MOOSE! I WILL CRUSH YOU!: 7 (4df+4=+, 0, +, +)
May 06 00:56:55 <TroyL> The halberd bounces off its leathery moose hide, and it laughs at your feeble attack. "Bleateateateateat…"
May 06 00:57:15 <Pemander> "You are really ruining this fight by being a moose right now."
May 06 00:57:20 <Dexanote> «Finn it's laughing, isn't it.»
May 06 00:57:23 <Pemander> "Of all the fucking things, seriously."
May 06 00:57:28 <Pemander> "Why is it a bunch of goddamn moose?"
May 06 00:57:30 <Tom90deg> Zoe spins the turret, hearing the huge thump, looking for the targets on the roof.
May 06 00:58:07 <TroyL> Zoe: Finn is between you and the moose targets. There is no way to get them without hitting him as well.
May 06 00:58:14 <TroyL> Speaking of…
May 06 00:58:22 <TroyL> 4df+4 MOOSE SMASH LITTLE FINN MAN!
May 06 00:58:22 <CROM> TroyL: MOOSE SMASH LITTLE FINN MAN!: 6 (4df+4=0, 0, +, +)
May 06 00:58:25 <Lilah> "The world is coming to an-… It's already ended." Demon moose. Dear god.
May 06 00:58:38 <Pemander> 4df+3 fuck you crom i am not going to die
May 06 00:58:39 <CROM> Pemander: fuck you crom i am not going to die: 4 (4df+3=-, 0, +, +)
May 06 00:59:15 <TroyL> Finn: It literally punches you in the jaw so hard the you're seeing stars. Fuck. Did you just get haymakered by a moose? Seriously?
May 06 00:59:19 <TroyL> 4df+4 OTHER MOOSE ALSO SMASH LITTLE FINN MAN!
May 06 00:59:19 <CROM> TroyL: OTHER MOOSE ALSO SMASH LITTLE FINN MAN!: 2 (4df+4=0, 0, -, -)
May 06 00:59:23 <Pemander> 4df+3 -.-
May 06 00:59:24 <CROM> Pemander: -.-: 0 (4df+3=0, -, -, -)
May 06 00:59:30 <TroyL> …
May 06 00:59:55 <TroyL> The second moose grabs Finn, picking him up… and hurling him out into the hoard of moose.
May 06 00:59:59 <TroyL> Finn: Athletics.
May 06 01:00:03 <Pemander> 4df+3 NO
May 06 01:00:03 <CROM> Pemander: NO: 2 (4df+3=0, +, -, -)
May 06 01:00:12 <TroyL> You're out there.
May 06 01:00:15 <TroyL> Athletics again.
May 06 01:00:21 <Pemander> 4df+3
May 06 01:00:26 <Pemander> 4df+3 ?
May 06 01:00:27 <CROM> Pemander: ?: 1 (4df+3=-, -, -, +)
May 06 01:00:34 <TroyL> …
May 06 01:00:37 <Liebe> …
May 06 01:00:46 <Liebe> Yeah, rip
May 06 01:00:55 <Pemander> Yeah let's try that again
May 06 01:00:56 <Pemander> Ap to reroll
May 06 01:00:57 <Pemander> 4df+3
May 06 01:00:58 <CROM> Pemander: 3 (4df+3=+, +, -, -)
May 06 01:01:17 <TroyL> You land on the back of a normal looking moose. It bleats! D:
May 06 01:01:29 <TroyL> Zoe! Light 'em up.
May 06 01:01:43 <Pemander> (Brash, Finn realizes his decision fucked him but he doesn't care, he's going moose riding."
May 06 01:01:59 <TroyL> Tank pecks at the window again! Peck peck peck!
May 06 01:01:59 <Tom90deg> 4df+7 Zoe does so, gladly.
May 06 01:01:59 <CROM> Tom90deg: Zoe does so, gladly.: 6 (4df+7=0, 0, 0, -)
May 06 01:02:26 <TroyL> No matter where you fire, you can't miss. You're slowly eating away at the herd, but… god. There's so many. So, so many.
May 06 01:02:42 <Tom90deg> "Troy! I can't kill them all!"
May 06 01:02:48 <Dexanote> Myr blinks.
May 06 01:03:47 <TroyL> Lament takes a breath, reaching into his pocket… He pulls out a seed… "Alright, you fucking monster… Buy us some time." He looks down at the dirt road they're hurtling down and smirks, dropping it out the back. "Go to hell, you god damned thing…"
May 06 01:04:03 <TroyL> LAMENT. SUMMONS. THE SHANK.
May 06 01:04:21 <Dexanote> !y al the killer
May 06 01:04:22 <CROM> Dexanote: Coheed and Cambria | The Velourium Camper III: Al the Killer | Lyrics - length 4m 19s - rated 4.85/5.0 (82) - 18,592 views - mrsgrimmjowjaggerjak on 2009.11.02 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=Llr1e5tCWiU
May 06 01:04:22 <Pemander> Welp, time for Finn to be horrified.
May 06 01:04:44 <TroyL> Finn! You're riding on a moose! ATHLETICS, BRA!
May 06 01:04:50 <Pemander> 4df+3 I AM THE MOOSE MASTER
May 06 01:04:50 <CROM> Pemander: I AM THE MOOSE MASTER: 2 (4df+3=0, +, -, -)
May 06 01:04:55 <Pemander> …
May 06 01:05:12 <TroyL> The moose trusts not your weight! It starts to buck you off! OMG!
May 06 01:05:17 <Tom90deg> «Finn! STop Screwing around, If i have to get you back, I'm goint to be pissed!»
May 06 01:05:34 <Pemander> Finn can't talk because he's getting BUCKED FOR FUCKS SAKE!
May 06 01:05:41 <Pemander> "YEEEEE HAW!"
May 06 01:06:06 <Pemander> Finn smacks the moose's side with the flat of Enkal in order to spur him faster toward the LAV.
May 06 01:06:09 <Dexanote> Myr shoves Tank to the back of the LAV. "SOmeone, open the top hatch, get him outside."
May 06 01:06:15 <Tom90deg> "Oh that dumbass….Troy! Permission to retrieve Finn?"
May 06 01:06:35 <TroyL> "NEGATIVE! STAY UP THERE, AND SHOOT WHATEVER YOU CAN!"
May 06 01:06:48 <Tom90deg> "Will Do!"
May 06 01:06:53 <TroyL> Lament opens the top hatch, grabs the bird, and literally hurls him out of it. "SCRAW, YOU LITTLE FUCKER! SCRAW!"
May 06 01:07:07 <TroyL> 4df+8 TRANSFORMATION.
May 06 01:07:07 <CROM> TroyL: TRANSFORMATION.: 8 (4df+8=-, +, -, +)
May 06 01:07:13 <Dexanote> Outside… an orange haze arcs across the woodlands behind them, a rushing, fell breeze.
May 06 01:07:47 <Tom90deg> 4df+7 Moar Dakka!
May 06 01:07:48 <CROM> Tom90deg: Moar Dakka!: 8 (4df+7=-, 0, +, +)
May 06 01:08:01 <TroyL> At the same time, there is a massive cry, and a huge, 747 size bird seems to come into existance over the LAV.
May 06 01:08:16 <Dexanote> A familiar face fades into existence atop the LAV. Seven and a half feet tall, a crest of knives, a grinning pumpkin smile. A tattered cape blows in the breeze.
May 06 01:08:29 <Lilah> "Wah!! Why are you throwing little birdy-" Oooook.
May 06 01:08:43 <TroyL> Zoe: You continue to eat away at the herd, more and more of them falling to your assault.
May 06 01:08:46 <Liebe> "I have no idea what is going on anymore."
May 06 01:08:47 <Pemander> Finn gapes in horror at the Shank.
May 06 01:08:48 <Tom90deg> "…That's a new trick. And YOU you asshole!"
May 06 01:08:56 <Pemander> "HE /IS/ REAL!"
May 06 01:09:11 <TroyL> Lament salutes both Abigail and Jay. "Welcome to the convoy, you two."
May 06 01:09:15 <Lilah> Abigail presses back against her seat, "…I… This is a dream."
May 06 01:09:29 <TroyL> "A bad one. Just relax, ma'am."
May 06 01:09:42 <Pemander> "Tank, I need a ride!"
May 06 01:09:52 <TroyL> Lament is at the back of the LAV again. "Kill them, Shank. If you don't mind."
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May 06 01:10:13 <Dexanote> Chainshank looks around. He sees the fucking bird first, raging pumpkin flames flickering from his eyes and mouth. He looks at Lament. "Whaz all this, then? Th' fuck are you?"
May 06 01:10:14 <Lilah> "I have seen completely insane things, b-but this…" 1900's woman needs a good faint, but…
May 06 01:10:27 <Tom90deg> "SHANK! Kill Them if you PLEASE!"
May 06 01:10:45 <TroyL> Tank flaps lower and lower… He is huge. Just stupidly huge. His claws reach out and snatch a moose, picking it up, then dropping it bodily back into the crowd, tripping several.
May 06 01:10:48 <Dexanote> His gaze falls on Abigail. "… Aren't you innerestin…" His eyes snap to Zoe, then back at the moosemen.
May 06 01:10:51 <Dexanote> Then at Tank.
May 06 01:11:03 <TroyL> "SCCCRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
May 06 01:11:24 <TroyL> Finn: Athletics! :D
May 06 01:11:30 <Pemander> 4df+3
May 06 01:11:30 <Dexanote> He pulls a scythe out of his cape, and leaps off the LAV, slashing down at Tank
May 06 01:11:35 <Pemander> 4df+3 -.-
May 06 01:11:35 <CROM> Pemander: -.-: 4 (4df+3=-, +, 0, +)
May 06 01:11:39 <Pemander> Woo!
May 06 01:11:44 <Tom90deg> "Come on Shank, have some fun! I'm beatin your Moose Count!"
May 06 01:12:17 <Dexanote> "Why're you still alive?!" He calls back.
May 06 01:12:21 <TroyL> You manage to steer the moose back to the LAV! As you do, the two moose men up there take a swing at Shank! Since he didn't even see them there apparently!
May 06 01:12:31 <TroyL> 4df+4 MOOSE ONE KILL PUMPKIN MAN.
May 06 01:12:31 <CROM> TroyL: MOOSE ONE KILL PUMPKIN MAN.: 7 (4df+4=+, +, 0, +)
May 06 01:12:32 <Lilah> A shiver runs down Abigail's spine, but she takes a deep breath. ooookay.
May 06 01:12:37 <Dexanote> 4df+5 TCS
May 06 01:12:37 <CROM> Dexanote: TCS: 4 (4df+5=0, -, +, -)
May 06 01:12:48 <Dexanote> Shank's caught by the mooseman's fist!
May 06 01:13:18 <TroyL> Shank takes one body from the first mooseman's blow! The fuck! Moosemen? Really?
May 06 01:13:46 <TroyL> 4df+6 (Tagging Call of the Wild) The second one picks him up and hurls him to the moose off the LAV! Let him eat… moose.
May 06 01:13:46 <CROM> TroyL: (Tagging Call of the Wild) The second one picks him up and hurls him to the moose off the LAV! Let him eat… moose.: 6 (4df+6=0, 0, +, -)
May 06 01:13:58 <Dexanote> 4df+5 "FUCK!"
May 06 01:13:59 <CROM> Dexanote: "FUCK!": 9 (4df+5=+, +, +, +)
May 06 01:14:06 <TroyL> …
May 06 01:14:07 <TroyL> Nice.
May 06 01:14:26 <Dexanote> He stabs the ground, stomping both feet in, grabbing Moose 2's fist. "Lol no."
May 06 01:14:44 <Dexanote> Spending an AP to instakill Moose 2.
May 06 01:15:55 <Tom90deg> «Troy, do NOT let him get near Abby.»
May 06 01:16:27 <TroyL> «It's cool. We've got a giant bird out there. He's got a much, much bigger target than just us.»
May 06 01:16:30 <TroyL> Do it, Dex.
May 06 01:16:50 <Tom90deg> «He collects fucking eyes! Do NOT let him near her!»
May 06 01:17:06 <TroyL> «I KNOW, ZOE. SHOOT. THE GOD. DAMNED. MOOSE!»
May 06 01:17:08 <Dexanote> 4df+5 He reaches into his mouth, pulling forth a rusted, ragged machete.
May 06 01:17:09 <CROM> Dexanote: He reaches into his mouth, pulling forth a rusted, ragged machete.: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, -, +)
May 06 01:17:19 <Tom90deg> 4df+7 Zoe does so.
May 06 01:17:19 <Lilah> "…What?" She looks at the radio, blinking.
May 06 01:17:19 <CROM> Tom90deg: Zoe does so.: 4 (4df+7=-, 0, -, -)
May 06 01:19:05 <TroyL> 4df+4 Mooosseee powwaahh!
May 06 01:19:05 <CROM> TroyL: Mooosseee powwaahh!: 6 (4df+4=+, 0, 0, +)
May 06 01:19:14 <TroyL> Lawl. No, Shankie poo.
May 06 01:19:32 <Pemander> Finn swings a long metal chain in circles over his head.
May 06 01:19:36 <Dexanote> He stabs the moose, the knife snapping against its muscular pecs. "Damit."
May 06 01:19:39 <Pemander> 4df+4 Melee at mooseman 2!
May 06 01:19:39 <CROM> Pemander: Melee at mooseman 2!: 4 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, 0)
May 06 01:20:00 <TroyL> 4df+4 What? No way!
May 06 01:20:00 <CROM> TroyL: What? No way!: 4 (4df+4=-, +, 0, 0)
May 06 01:20:22 <TroyL> Tank continues to dip into the crowd again and again! OH GOD! Moose.
May 06 01:20:28 <TroyL> Myr: Perception.
May 06 01:20:37 <Dexanote> "The fuck are you?" Shank looks down at Finn and Enkal.
May 06 01:20:51 <Pemander> "Please don't kill me!" cries Finn.
May 06 01:20:54 <Dexanote> 4df+2 Myr 'please don't stick around please don't stick around please don't stick around-"
May 06 01:20:55 <CROM> Dexanote: Myr 'please don't stick around please don't stick around please don't stick around-": 3 (4df+2=+, 0, 0, 0)
May 06 01:21:12 <Dexanote> "Well I'm definitely gonna now that you told me not ta."
May 06 01:21:23 <Pemander> "Dammit!"
May 06 01:21:28 <TroyL> Myr. Down the road. It looks like a much… much larger moose. It's eyes are glowing bright red. It appears to be holding a tree…
May 06 01:21:29 <Pemander> "I told you we should've talked shit to him, Enkal."
May 06 01:21:34 <Dexanote> "Yor tha new idiot, aren't ya?"
May 06 01:21:46 <Pemander> "Yeah. What's up, pumpkin guy?"
May 06 01:21:48 <Dexanote> "Why're you talkin to yor feet?"
May 06 01:21:57 <TroyL> 4df+4 MOOSE INTERRUPTION SHANK!
May 06 01:21:57 <CROM> TroyL: MOOSE INTERRUPTION SHANK!: 3 (4df+4=-, -, 0, +)
May 06 01:22:00 <Dexanote> «… Guys. GET DOWN.»
May 06 01:22:21 <Dexanote> 4df+5 Shank Defense. TCS
May 06 01:22:21 <CROM> Dexanote: Shank Defense. TCS: 4 (4df+5=0, -, +, -)
May 06 01:22:37 <TroyL> 4df+4 YET ANOTHER EXCEPTIONALLY RUDE MOOSE INTERRUPTION SHANK!
May 06 01:22:37 <CROM> TroyL: YET ANOTHER EXCEPTIONALLY RUDE MOOSE INTERRUPTION SHANK!: 6 (4df+4=+, +, +, -)
May 06 01:22:55 <Dexanote> 4df+5 WELL ISN'T THAT JUST BALLS
May 06 01:22:55 <CROM> Dexanote: WELL ISN'T THAT JUST BALLS: 9 (4df+5=+, +, +, +)
May 06 01:23:00 <TroyL> …
May 06 01:23:09 <TroyL> Crom seems to like Shank.
May 06 01:23:20 <Dexanote> He's bitchslapped by one moose, and catches Moose 2's other fist. "Stop that."
May 06 01:23:41 <Dexanote> Two more arms burst from his chest under his cape. "I said stop it."
May 06 01:23:51 <Dexanote> 4df+5 Melee
May 06 01:23:51 <CROM> Dexanote: Melee: 5 (4df+5=0, +, -, 0)
May 06 01:24:10 <Dexanote> Both arms burst into smaller arms, each with a small pocket knife tied to the end.
May 06 01:24:32 <Pemander> "…God he is creepy."
May 06 01:25:02 <TroyL> 4df+4 I am moose. Puny knife no harm me.
May 06 01:25:02 <CROM> TroyL: I am moose. Puny knife no harm me.: 5 (4df+4=-, +, +, 0)
May 06 01:25:18 <Dexanote> "You ain't seen nothin yet, kid. Now lemme turn this thing to burg- fucking-"
May 06 01:25:36 <Tom90deg> Zoe has an idea. She switches to the heavy machine gun. MAybe she can trip some moose….
May 06 01:25:40 <Dexanote> He steps back, pushing off the moose. "Persistent buggers."
May 06 01:25:49 <Pemander> 4df+4 moc.esoom|niahc#moc.esoom|niahc
May 06 01:25:49 <CROM> Pemander: moc.esoom|niahc#moc.esoom|niahc: 2 (4df+4=-, -, -, +)
May 06 01:26:14 <TroyL> 4df+4 NO, FINN. NO. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FIGHT, BUT YOU'RE NOT COOL.
May 06 01:26:14 <CROM> TroyL: NO, FINN. NO. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FIGHT, BUT YOU'RE NOT COOL.: 3 (4df+4=+, 0, -, -)
May 06 01:26:21 <TroyL> 4df+7 (Tagging Call of the Wild) Both the moose grab onto Shank, trying to pick him up and hurl him from the LAV.
May 06 01:26:21 <CROM> TroyL: (Tagging Call of the Wild) Both the moose grab onto Shank, trying to pick him up and hurl him from the LAV.: 7 (4df+7=+, 0, 0, -)
May 06 01:26:35 <Dexanote> 4df+5 "FUUU-"
May 06 01:26:35 <CROM> Dexanote: "FUUU-": 6 (4df+5=+, +, -, 0)
May 06 01:27:37 <Tom90deg> Zoe tears into some more moose, hopeing that the falling corpses will cause issules for the ones behind.
May 06 01:27:45 <TroyL> They pick him up, bodily hurling him into the giant herd to be trampled!
May 06 01:27:54 <Pemander> Athletics to save Shank? :3
May 06 01:29:32 <TroyL> Nah. They're going opposite of you.
May 06 01:29:40 <Pemander> Meh.
May 06 01:30:07 <Pemander> Enkal retracts into a large pile of chain that molds into a kite shield.
May 06 01:30:18 <Pemander> Finn charges forward and attempts to push one of the moose off the LAV.
May 06 01:31:16 <Dexanote> 4df+7 tagging Agriculture Goes Oi. There is a fucking gigantic crow in the background, and he's stuck with these assholes; he's angry. Simmering, quiet anger. Athletics to take at least one moose out with me. Shank is thrown, but immediately reaches out to the other moose's antler. his arm cracks and snaps in half, a bit of rope and barbed wire holding it together. As he catches the first…
May 06 01:31:16 <CROM> Dexanote: tagging Agriculture Goes Oi. There is a fucking gigantic crow in the background, and he's stuck with these assholes; he's angry. Simmering, quiet anger. Athletics to take at least one moose out with me. Shank is thrown, but immediately reaches out to the other moose's antler. his arm cracks and snaps in half, a bit of rope and barbed wire holding it together. As he catches the first…: 4 (4df+7=-, -, -, 0)
May 06 01:31:16 <Dexanote> …moose's antler, he wheels around, a shining silver Chain ripping out from his chest and wringing around the throat of the other moose, jolting it off its feet.
May 06 01:31:24 <Dexanote> SPENDING AN AP
May 06 01:31:30 <Dexanote> DECLARING SCENE ASPECT.
May 06 01:31:36 <Dexanote> "DEMONS, DEMONS EVERYWHERE."
May 06 01:31:42 <Dexanote> TAGGING SCENE ASPECT FOR REROLL.
May 06 01:31:46 <Dexanote> 4df+7 AGH
May 06 01:31:46 <CROM> Dexanote: AGH: 6 (4df+7=+, -, 0, -)
May 06 01:32:06 <TroyL> 4df+3 Uh oh.
May 06 01:32:07 <CROM> TroyL: Uh oh.: 0 (4df+3=-, -, 0, -)
May 06 01:32:08 <TroyL> 4df+3 Uh oh.
May 06 01:32:08 <CROM> TroyL: Uh oh.: 0 (4df+3=0, -, -, -)
May 06 01:32:10 <TroyL> …
May 06 01:32:34 <TroyL> Both moose are dragged off of the LAV with Shank as he plummets from it!
May 06 01:32:46 <Pemander> Finn charges into absolutely nothing!
May 06 01:32:50 <Pemander> "…"
May 06 01:33:00 <Pemander> "This is so fucking DUMB!"
May 06 01:33:03 <Pemander> He stomps his foot on the LAV.
May 06 01:34:19 <TroyL> Finn… You see it. As does Myr. A huge, massive shadow of a shape, having at least three feet on a normal moose man, leaps, landing again on the LAV with a huge thud, making it swerve for a moment. It looks down at you, Finn. Right at you. You recognize it! It's the moose from your vision! "FIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN."
May 06 01:34:53 <Pemander> "IF EVERYONE WANTS TO KILL ME WHY DO I FEEL SO UNIMPORTANT YOU STUPID FUCKING MOOSE?"
May 06 01:35:13 <TroyL> 4df+6 He grabs Finn from the moose! TIME TO DIE!
May 06 01:35:13 <CROM> TroyL: He grabs Finn from the moose! TIME TO DIE!: 6 (4df+6=0, -, +, 0)
May 06 01:35:28 <Pemander> 4df+3
May 06 01:35:29 <CROM> Pemander: 4 (4df+3=+, +, -, 0)
May 06 01:36:23 <TroyL> The massive beast grabs Finn and picks him up with ease, squeezing a little as he does, cackling with laughter, mirth, and cruelty! He squeezes slightly, but it's not too bad… yet!
May 06 01:36:45 <Pemander> 4df+4 STAB
May 06 01:36:45 <CROM> Pemander: STAB: 5 (4df+4=0, +, -, +)
May 06 01:37:19 <TroyL> 4df+4 He's a big target! D:
May 06 01:37:19 <CROM> TroyL: He's a big target! D:: 2 (4df+4=-, 0, -, 0)
May 06 01:37:27 <TroyL> About fucking time, Pempem.
May 06 01:37:54 <Pemander> Finn sticks a dagger right into the mooseman's eye.
May 06 01:38:00 <Pemander> "WHAT IS SO FUNNY?"
May 06 01:38:58 <TroyL> IT ROARS WITH RAGE!
May 06 01:39:08 <TroyL> It moves to bash Finn against the LAV! D:
May 06 01:39:19 <TroyL> 4df+6
May 06 01:39:20 <CROM> TroyL: 4 (4df+6=+, -, -, -)
May 06 01:42:06 <Pemander> 4df+3 pweez no
May 06 01:42:07 <CROM> Pemander: pweez no: 1 (4df+3=-, 0, 0, -)
May 06 01:42:12 <Pemander> WHY?
May 06 01:42:23 <Dexanote> Spending an AP
May 06 01:42:26 <Dexanote> Myr's AP
May 06 01:42:48 <TroyL> Because God and/or Crom hates you, Pempem.
May 06 01:43:01 * Laito (~moc.retrahc.om.slts.pchd.C0C9D04A-CRInys|sirhc#moc.retrahc.om.slts.pchd.C0C9D04A-CRInys|sirhc) has joined #afteraction
May 06 01:43:01 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Laito
May 06 01:43:23 <TroyL> Do it, Finn.
May 06 01:43:24 <Dexanote> Spending one of Myr's 5 AP to tag Demons, Demons Everywhere. Reroll your defense, PEmander.
May 06 01:43:33 <Pemander> 4df+3 THE MIGHTY AP OF MYR!
May 06 01:43:33 <CROM> Pemander: THE MIGHTY AP OF MYR!: 3 (4df+3=0, +, -, 0)
May 06 01:44:18 <Dexanote> lol myr's a horrible fighter
May 06 01:44:25 <TroyL> …
May 06 01:44:31 <TroyL> Lament burns one too.
May 06 01:44:39 <Pemander> 4df+3 PLEASE OH MIGHTY CROM
May 06 01:44:39 <CROM> Pemander: PLEASE OH MIGHTY CROM: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, +, -)
May 06 01:44:57 <Tom90deg> Zoe burns one as well.
May 06 01:44:57 <TroyL> Finn is bashed against the LAV like a ragdoll. -1 Body.
May 06 01:45:06 <TroyL> Three rolls is enough
May 06 01:45:10 <TroyL> Jesus.
May 06 01:46:07 <TroyL> 4df+6 (Tagging Foundation Trained) Analyzing the giant moose man.
May 06 01:46:07 <CROM> TroyL: (Tagging Foundation Trained) Analyzing the giant moose man.: 7 (4df+6=+, 0, -, +)
May 06 01:46:32 <TroyL> Lament stares up at the moose… "FINN! IF YOU KILL IT, THE REST OF THE HERD WILL DISPERSE! AIM FOR THE JOINTS AND CUT IT DOWN TO SIZE!" (Finn: You may tag this information up to three times for three +2 bonuses against the goddamned mooseman.)
May 06 01:46:48 <Pemander> Yeah don't mind if I fucking do.
May 06 01:47:24 <Pemander> 4df+6 Finn strikes at the mooseman's ankle with a hammer (tagging information)
May 06 01:47:24 <CROM> Pemander: Finn strikes at the mooseman's ankle with a hammer (tagging information): 5 (4df+6=-, 0, -, +)
May 06 01:47:35 <TroyL> 4df+3 MOOSSEEEE!
May 06 01:47:36 <CROM> TroyL: MOOSSEEEE!: 3 (4df+3=-, +, -, +)
May 06 01:47:40 <TroyL> Pft. Hah.
May 06 01:49:58 <Pemander> Finn noticed that the mooseman's ankle looked a bit out of alignment so he decided to play a game of awful chiropractor.
May 06 01:50:24 <TroyL> He was successful.
May 06 01:50:37 <Pemander> He pushes himself up, still slightly dizzy from being slammed into the LAV.
May 06 01:50:45 <Pemander> "Alright, me and you."
May 06 01:50:52 <TroyL> The moose roars in pain, falling to one knee, balancing against the LAV. It takes a wild swing at Finn!
May 06 01:50:54 <TroyL> 4df+5
May 06 01:50:55 <CROM> TroyL: 3 (4df+5=0, -, -, 0)
May 06 01:50:57 <TroyL> …
May 06 01:51:00 <Pemander> 4df+3
May 06 01:51:00 <CROM> Pemander: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, 0)
May 06 01:51:16 <TroyL> …
May 06 01:51:20 <Pemander> Finn leans back just in time to see the fist/hoof (I don't even know) whip past his nose.
May 06 01:51:35 <Pemander> "Tsk tsk."
May 06 01:51:46 <Pemander> Expending AP, Finn attempts an insta-kill.
May 06 01:52:05 <Pemander> He swings an incredibly sharp shamshir at the mooseman's knee.
May 06 01:52:10 <Pemander> 4df+6 (tagging troy's advice)
May 06 01:52:11 <CROM> Pemander: (tagging troy's advice): 7 (4df+6=0, +, -, +)
May 06 01:52:20 <TroyL> 4df+3 BLEAT!
May 06 01:52:21 <CROM> TroyL: BLEAT!: 1 (4df+3=-, -, -, +)
May 06 01:52:30 <TroyL> It takes another Body! D:
May 06 01:52:40 <Pemander> 4df+4 I am so tired of these mother fucking moose
May 06 01:52:41 <CROM> Pemander: I am so tired of these mother fucking moose: 2 (4df+4=-, -, +, -)
May 06 01:52:54 <Pemander> Can I use another AP for reroll?
May 06 01:52:54 <TroyL> 4df+3 Can he hold on?!?!
May 06 01:52:54 <CROM> TroyL: Can he hold on?!?!: 7 (4df+3=+, +, +, +)
May 06 01:52:57 <Liebe> lol
May 06 01:53:00 <Pemander> …nevermind.
May 06 01:53:00 <Liebe> *lol*
May 06 01:53:32 <Dexanote> fuck you crom
May 06 01:54:01 <TroyL> The moose, bloodied, half blind, and nearly out of his mind with rage for this hater of nature, blocks the young warriors attack. It grins, cold and bloody. And attacks.
May 06 01:54:08 <TroyL> 4df+5 SMASH LITTLE MAN!
May 06 01:54:09 <CROM> TroyL: SMASH LITTLE MAN!: 3 (4df+5=0, 0, -, -)
May 06 01:54:17 <Pemander> 4df+3 nuh uh
May 06 01:54:18 <CROM> Pemander: nuh uh: 3 (4df+3=0, +, -, 0)
May 06 01:54:41 <Pemander> Finn thrusts upward with a huge shield and deflects the mooseman's fists.
May 06 01:54:57 <Pemander> Another AP for insta-kill attempt number two.
May 06 01:55:09 <Pemander> 4df+6 tagging troy's advice for the final time
May 06 01:55:10 <CROM> Pemander: tagging troy's advice for the final time: 7 (4df+6=+, -, 0, +)
May 06 01:55:14 <TroyL> 4df+3
May 06 01:55:15 <CROM> TroyL: 0 (4df+3=-, -, 0, -)
May 06 01:55:37 <TroyL> A loud, pained roar as it's stabbed again, thrashing slightly! -1 Body
May 06 01:56:11 <Pemander> Finn has shattered the mooseman's elbow with a wild blow from Enkal.
May 06 01:56:13 <Pemander> 4df+4 AGAIN
May 06 01:56:14 <CROM> Pemander: AGAIN: 5 (4df+4=0, +, 0, 0)
May 06 01:56:24 <TroyL> 4df+3 Is this the end…?
May 06 01:56:24 <CROM> TroyL: Is this the end…?: 1 (4df+3=+, -, -, -)
May 06 01:56:28 <TroyL> Pause.
May 06 01:59:19 <TroyL> Enkal turns from a hammer into a spear for a moment, and Finn easily slides it into the moose's throat. It's one good eye seems to go wide for a moment, and then… it looses its grip on the LAV, tumbling off and onto the ground speeding past, it's body landing in the road, splitting the herd. As it does, you see the herd seem to break, going in opposite directions out and into the hills
May 06 01:59:19 <TroyL> around the LAV… And then… snow? It seems that way at first, but… No. It's ash. Falling to the ground like snow. In moments, it's blinding… Shank and Tank appear to be lost in the ashen blizzard… for the moment, at least.
May 06 01:59:22 <TroyL> Unpause.
May 06 02:00:07 <Tom90deg> «NICE one Finn! Way to go!»
May 06 02:00:08 <Pemander> Finn walks to the back of the LAV admires the view of the fleeing moose.
May 06 02:00:20 <Pemander> «Please don't patronize me. That was fucking awful.»
May 06 02:00:30 <Pemander> «I never want to see another moose as long as I live. Seriously.»
May 06 02:00:44 <TroyL> "It was." «Keep us moving, Peaches. I don't want Shank anywhere near us when we stop.»
May 06 02:01:33 <Dexanote> «Don't have to tell me twice.»
May 06 02:01:43 <Tom90deg> «Don't be hard on yourself, You soloed that thing.»
May 06 02:01:53 <Pemander> «Where's the pumpkin guy?»
May 06 02:02:01 <TroyL> «Fuck the pumpkin guy.»
May 06 02:02:07 <Pemander> «I want to fight him to make up for this horrid kill.»
May 06 02:02:11 <Tom90deg> «With a flaming baseball bat.»
May 06 02:02:13 <TroyL> Lament sits down in from of Abigail. "Are you alright, ma'am?"
May 06 02:02:15 <Tom90deg> «NO!»
May 06 02:02:21 <Tom90deg> «No you do NOT.»
May 06 02:02:33 <Pemander> Finn climbs into the LAV. "Someone's got issues with the pumpkin guy."
May 06 02:02:42 <Pemander> He wipes the blood from Enkal onto his shirt.
May 06 02:02:51 <Tom90deg> "Yes I do. We have a history."
May 06 02:03:14 <Pemander> Finn sits down in a seat and mopes.
May 06 02:03:42 <Tom90deg> Zoe climbs down from the turret. "Don't be so down! Did you see the SIZE of that thing?"
May 06 02:03:49 <TroyL> Lament is next to Finn. "You did good, kid."
May 06 02:04:07 <Tom90deg> "I'm very impressed."
May 06 02:04:20 <Lilah> "I am fine." She huffs at Lament, "This world isn't."
May 06 02:04:24 <Pemander> "I feel like this was all staged to increase my self-esteem or something and it is failing horribly."
May 06 02:04:35 <Pemander> "I fight /one/ moose, and everything is just FINE all of a sudden?"
May 06 02:04:37 <Tom90deg> "You forget one important thing Finn."
May 06 02:04:46 <Dexanote> Meanwhile, Shank is using a decapitated moose's head to kill other moose.
May 06 02:04:48 <Tom90deg> "You're here. That thing is spread across the road."
May 06 02:05:41 <Pemander> "Can we stop the LAV?"
May 06 02:06:05 <TroyL> Lament smiles at her. "Ma'am. The world has never been fine. Did you know that, at one point, one of the great old ones actually rose from their sunken citadel near London in 1791 and quite nearly destroyed the city?"
May 06 02:06:19 <TroyL> Lament shakes his head. "No. We're not stopping. Not until we're very, very far away."
May 06 02:06:23 <Pemander> "I think I am going to be sick from all the failure."
May 06 02:06:45 <Lilah> Abigail's brow furrows, "…Well, it seemed /more/ fine before."
May 06 02:06:48 <Tom90deg> "You won Finn. I'm damn impressed."
May 06 02:06:56 <Pemander> "Stop it, Zoe. Seriously. Stop."
May 06 02:07:24 <Pemander> He clenches his fists. "My desire for glory is nowhere near sated."
May 06 02:07:36 <Pemander> "This was but a TRIFLE compared to the legends that will come."
May 06 02:07:47 <Tom90deg> Zoe nods, taking a seat.