Rubber Maid

Oct 09 15:33:09 <Salmander> Whatever the thought process is at the moment, it's interrupted by what sounds like really loud flatulence
Oct 09 15:33:24 <Maddy> :|
Oct 09 15:33:31 <E4D> Jason looks around. "Guess the chili didn't agree with someone.
Oct 09 15:34:09 <E4D> He turns toward the camp. "Buncha nasty motherfuckers!"
Oct 09 15:34:20 <Maddy> "Gross."
Oct 09 15:34:22 <Salmander> Seemingly out of nowhere, an extremely attractive woman walks out from behind the Stryker.
Oct 09 15:34:48 <E4D> "…"
Oct 09 15:35:26 <Maddy> Alice raises her gun. "Identify!"
Oct 09 15:35:30 <E4D> Jason's rhandgun is out of the holster and pointed at her in a hearbeat, leveled at the female. "Who the *fuck* are you?"
Oct 09 15:35:46 <E4D> He grins at Alice, and mutters, "Beat me to the punch."
Oct 09 15:35:47 <Salmander> She begins to walk over to Jason and Alice, shaking her tush
Oct 09 15:35:51 <Dr_Kens> Kens pops his head out of Florence and shakes his head.
Oct 09 15:35:59 <Salmander> Jason, Kens, roll mdef
Oct 09 15:36:02 <Maddy> "Stop where the fuck you are."
Oct 09 15:36:04 <E4D> "STOP!"
Oct 09 15:36:11 <E4D> 4df+4 Oh fuck.
Oct 09 15:36:11 <Glacon> E4D: Oh fuck.: 5 (4df+4=-, +, +, 0)
Oct 09 15:36:58 <Dr_Kens> 4df+2 mdef whoops
Oct 09 15:36:58 <Glacon> Dr_Kens: mdef whoops: 2 (4df+2=+, -, 0, 0)
Oct 09 15:37:10 <Salmander> 4df+4 nice bum where ya from
Oct 09 15:37:11 <Glacon> Salmander: nice bum where ya from: 6 (4df+4=0, 0, +, +)
Oct 09 15:37:49 <Salmander> Jason and Kens both become quite enamored at the lady. Man, she has big tits.
Oct 09 15:38:06 <Dr_Kens> "Well, uh, hellooooooo nurse."
Oct 09 15:38:25 <E4D> Jason's staring.
Oct 09 15:38:40 <Maddy> Alice GLARES at jason.
Oct 09 15:38:46 <Salmander> The lady winks at Alice and begins to walk over to Jason, running her hands over his chest
Oct 09 15:39:11 <Maddy> 4df+2 Intimmedate "Get your fucking hands off him."
Oct 09 15:39:12 <Glacon> Maddy: Intimmedate "Get your fucking hands off him.": -1 (4df+2=0, -, -, -)
Oct 09 15:39:18 <Maddy> >:|
Oct 09 15:39:26 <Salmander> 4df+3 no
Oct 09 15:39:26 <Glacon> Salmander: no: 1 (4df+3=-, -, -, +)
Oct 09 15:40:00 <Maddy> 4df+4 Bullet to the knee then.
Oct 09 15:40:01 <Glacon> Maddy: Bullet to the knee then.: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, +)
Oct 09 15:40:10 <E4D> Jason offers no resistance, just standing there, his only movement to lower the handgun and holster it. "I don't see what- JESUS!"
Oct 09 15:40:14 <Salmander> The lady winks at Alice again and looks over at Jason, her mouth forming into a perfect "O"
Oct 09 15:40:27 <Dr_Kens> Kens mimes eating a sausage at Jason.
Oct 09 15:40:38 <Salmander> 4df+4 Dodge?
Oct 09 15:40:38 <Glacon> Salmander: Dodge?: 3 (4df+4=0, -, +, -)
Oct 09 15:41:04 <E4D> "Jesus Christ! What's with the gunfire?"
Oct 09 15:41:18 <E4D> He back away for a moment, eyes on the lady.
Oct 09 15:41:20 <Salmander> Kneecap is hit and her leg… shrivels.
Oct 09 15:41:36 * Dexanote (~ten.elbacogc.emoh.8DF857A-CRInys|alliztahc#ten.elbacogc.emoh.8DF857A-CRInys|alliztahc) has joined #afteraction
Oct 09 15:41:47 <Maddy> "I don't know, a fucking random stranger just walked up and started /touching/ you and refuses to answer questions."
Oct 09 15:41:56 <Maddy> "That MIGHT have something to do with it."
Oct 09 15:42:25 <Salmander> The lady turn to Alice with an expression of annoyance
Oct 09 15:42:27 <E4D> He looks at the leg, then back up to her face, shaking his head.
Oct 09 15:42:48 <E4D> 4df+4 Mental Defense
Oct 09 15:42:48 <Glacon> E4D: Mental Defense: 2 (4df+4=-, +, -, -)
Oct 09 15:42:52 <Maddy> "Now step off him, or the next ones right in the tit."
Oct 09 15:43:15 <Salmander> 4df+4 Nice boobs I like how you move
Oct 09 15:43:16 <Glacon> Salmander: Nice boobs I like how you move: 3 (4df+4=-, -, +, 0)
Oct 09 15:43:40 <Salmander> In spite of this, Jason remains quite entranced
Oct 09 15:44:15 <Maddy> 4df+4 The other knee. "Step, the fuck, off."
Oct 09 15:44:17 <Glacon> Maddy: The other knee. "Step, the fuck, off.": 5 (4df+4=-, +, +, 0)
Oct 09 15:44:18 <Dexanote> There's a cold wind as Chainshank fades in. he's not facing the group, off to the side.
Oct 09 15:44:37 <E4D> His hand moves away from the grip of the Tatang knive he'd been moving for as he winces from the second gunshot.
Oct 09 15:44:41 <Salmander> 4df+4 Nice leg please don't sag
Oct 09 15:44:42 <Glacon> Salmander: Nice leg please don't sag: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, +, 0)
Oct 09 15:45:28 <Maddy> Tagging lastwar for a reroll
Oct 09 15:45:31 <Maddy> 4df+4
Oct 09 15:45:32 <Glacon> Maddy: 7 (4df+4=0, +, +, +)
Oct 09 15:45:40 <Dexanote> "Aight so where the fuck is everyone." He looks around
Oct 09 15:45:46 <Dr_Kens> "Aroused."
Oct 09 15:45:53 <Salmander> 4df+4 Nice roll better go
Oct 09 15:45:54 <Glacon> Salmander: Nice roll better go: 2 (4df+4=0, 0, -, -)
Oct 09 15:45:58 <Maddy> "SHUT UP KENS!"
Oct 09 15:46:05 <Dexanote> He looks back. "… Whut."
Oct 09 15:46:09 <Dexanote> "Who tha fuck are you?"
Oct 09 15:46:11 <Salmander> The other leg shrivels. The woman drops to her torso and begins to… deflate
Oct 09 15:46:18 <Dexanote> He looks at Jason and Kens.
Oct 09 15:46:24 <Dexanote> "… uh."
Oct 09 15:46:30 <Salmander> No longer very attractive, Jason and Kens come to
Oct 09 15:46:33 <Dr_Kens> Kens sneezes and ducks back into Florence. "I'll be in my bunk."
Oct 09 15:46:36 <E4D> 4df+4 MDef!
Oct 09 15:46:37 <Glacon> E4D: MDef!: 2 (4df+4=-, -, +, -)
Oct 09 15:47:08 <Salmander> 4df Rubber thing
Oct 09 15:47:08 <Glacon> Salmander: Rubber thing: 1 (4df=+, +, -, 0)
Oct 09 15:47:35 <Maddy> Alice GLARES
Oct 09 15:47:45 <Salmander> 4df+3 it slings off a rock and launches itself and Alice, attempting to engulf her
Oct 09 15:47:46 <Glacon> Salmander: it slings off a rock and launches itself and Alice, attempting to engulf her: 4 (4df+3=0, +, 0, 0)
Oct 09 15:48:01 <E4D> 4df+8 Hell no. The knife is out, and he dives at the rubber thing, slashing wide.
Oct 09 15:48:02 <Glacon> E4D: Hell no. The knife is out, and he dives at the rubber thing, slashing wide.: 9 (4df+8=0, +, -, +)
Oct 09 15:48:19 <Salmander> 4df+4 Wait.. I can't beat that
Oct 09 15:48:19 <Glacon> Salmander: Wait.. I can't beat that: 6 (4df+4=+, -, +, +)
Oct 09 15:48:29 <Dexanote> "…"
Oct 09 15:48:41 <Salmander> The thing is slashed through the middle, and collapses to the ground, writhing
Oct 09 15:48:57 <Maddy> Alice is still glaring.
Oct 09 15:49:00 <Salmander> The face turns over and looks up at you with an expression of misery
Oct 09 15:49:05 <E4D> "Yeah, fuck *you*, mother *fucker*."
Oct 09 15:49:17 <Salmander> It slowly changes into a regular blow-up doll face
Oct 09 15:49:18 <Dexanote> Shank walks up. "… Uh. So. i missed somethin."
Oct 09 15:49:25 <Salmander> The thing stops moving
Oct 09 15:49:28 <Maddy> She calmly takes Jason's gun, the one with the flamer under and FWOOSH.
Oct 09 15:49:44 <Salmander> The rubber melts quite easily
Oct 09 15:49:50 <Maddy> >:|
Oct 09 15:50:01 <Maddy> That is what Alice looks like.
Oct 09 15:50:12 <E4D> "The *hell* was that?"
Oct 09 15:50:29 <Maddy> "I don't know, you seemed to get a good look at her."
Oct 09 15:50:38 <Dexanote> "Prolly magic or somethin."
Oct 09 15:51:26 <E4D> "What?"
Oct 09 15:51:41 <Maddy> "Nothing. Never mind. It's dead now."
Oct 09 15:51:49 <E4D> He looks at the rifle. "Can I have my gun back?" Smile. "Toasted it pretty good."
Oct 09 15:52:06 <Maddy> She hands it back. "I'm going to go change."
Oct 09 15:53:50 <Maddy> She grumps back to her tent.
Oct 09 15:54:31 <E4D> He pokes the thing with this boot, making sure it's good and dead, then follows after her. "Wait!"
Oct 09 15:54:48 <Maddy> "What?"
Oct 09 15:54:50 <Salmander> The smoldering pile of rubber stinks up the area
Oct 09 15:55:44 <E4D> "What are you being so grumpy with me about?"
Oct 09 15:56:01 <E4D> He looks back at the melted pile of rubber. "We got it!"
Oct 09 15:56:14 <Maddy> "…do you not even realize what just happened?"
Oct 09 15:56:22 <E4D> He glances over at the Stryker. "THANKS TO KENS' FINE EFFORTS."
Oct 09 15:56:46 <E4D> "Yeah, a piece of rubber jumped at you and I hacked it to fucking pieces."
Oct 09 15:56:58 <Dexanote> "… Uh."
Oct 09 15:57:08 <Dexanote> Shank scratches his head
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Oct 09 15:57:34 <Maddy> "No, a sexy lady wandered into camp. We drew our guns on her. She started to touch you and you put, yours, awa."
Oct 09 15:58:18 <Maddy> "Then I shot her in the knee. Then the other knee. Then she deflated and tried to attack me."
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Oct 09 16:01:18 <Maddy> She just kinda stares at him.
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Oct 09 16:01:45 <E4D> "Sorry?"
Oct 09 16:02:39 <Maddy> "Forget about it. It's done now."
Oct 09 16:03:17 <Dexanote> "… Right. I knew a magic chick who had power over men once…"
Oct 09 16:05:06 <E4D> Jason looks at his feet, sighs, and mutters, "Sorry," again, and heads back to the right-hand generator and sets about stowing the fuel line.
Oct 09 16:05:49 <Maddy> Alice changes out of her suit then goes about doing something with the food that needs cooking right the fuck now.
Oct 09 16:08:29 <Maddy> She looks at Jason.
Oct 09 16:08:48 <Maddy> Suddenly HUGS!
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Oct 09 16:13:51 <E4D> Jason's caught by surprise, still a little confused by what just happened, and drops the coil of fuel line he was rolling around his hand and elbow.
Oct 09 16:14:57 <Maddy> "S-sorry, hun."
Oct 09 16:16:44 <E4D> "It's all right." He bends over to pick it up, snaps the line out, and begins re-rolling it.