The Titanic

Mar 17 22:27:30 <TroyL> A treamendous snapping and crunching of metal resounds through the hull of what appears to be a ship. "DAMNIT!" screamed Fredrickson. "Everyone stay together! The ship has already hit the iceberg! DON'T GET LOST!" he shouts. "We've got to get to the upper decks!"
Mar 17 22:27:35 <Dexanote> Even the Narrator behind the Narrator is trying to kill us.
Mar 17 22:27:53 <Ragazzo> "!!!!"
Mar 17 22:27:56 <Maddy> <GUH!>
Mar 17 22:28:15 <Echo> <… Alice, just keep them ahead of us. We'll be find.>
Mar 17 22:28:17 <Echo> *e
Mar 17 22:28:22 <Ragazzo> Colmes hasten for the upper decks, helping anyone who stumbles or appears to be having difficulty. At least, anyon in the convoy, or fred.
Mar 17 22:28:38 <TroyL> Fredrickson looks at the stairs, groaning when he sees them already gated and locked… "Damnit!"
Mar 17 22:28:53 <TroyL> There's a shudder. A sudden one.
Mar 17 22:28:56 <TroyL> "Oh dear."
Mar 17 22:28:58 <TroyL> Louder."
Mar 17 22:29:02 <Echo> <… Myrtle? THIS looks like a job for me.>
Mar 17 22:29:03 <TroyL> "OH DEAR."
Mar 17 22:29:05 <Maddy> <Jason, h-help me with this?>
Mar 17 22:29:10 <Ragazzo> 4df+4 Colmes kicks the gates! Like an action hero detective. Robert downey jr aint got shit son.
Mar 17 22:29:15 <TroyL> Hahaa
Mar 17 22:29:15 <Ragazzo> damn it
Mar 17 22:29:31 * CROM (~moc.sregor.elbac.ten.epc.7B5E93A2-CRInys|tobeparg#moc.sregor.elbac.ten.epc.7B5E93A2-CRInys|tobeparg) has joined #thetitan
Mar 17 22:29:35 <Ragazzo> 4df+4 Colmes kicks the gates! Like an action hero detective. Robert downey jr aint got shit son.
Mar 17 22:29:36 <CROM> Ragazzo: Colmes kicks the gates! Like an action hero detective. Robert downey jr aint got shit son.: 1 (4df+4=-, 0, -, -)
Mar 17 22:29:39 <Ragazzo> Welp!
Mar 17 22:29:41 <Maddy> Alice gabs the gate. <On three.>
Mar 17 22:29:46 <Ragazzo> He bruises his toe and hobbles away.
Mar 17 22:29:53 <TroyL> Colmes: Your toe is quite inflamed.
Mar 17 22:29:55 <Echo> <On your mark.>
Mar 17 22:30:18 <Echo> 4df+7 One point left. Jason grabs a side, waiting for Alice, and wrenches violently at the gate, letting the suit do the work.
Mar 17 22:30:19 <CROM> Echo: One point left. Jason grabs a side, waiting for Alice, and wrenches violently at the gate, letting the suit do the work.: 6 (4df+7=+, -, -, 0)
Mar 17 22:30:29 <Maddy> 4df+6 <Now!> Alice wanks!
Mar 17 22:30:30 <CROM> Maddy: <Now!> Alice wanks!: 5 (4df+6=-, -, +, 0)
Mar 17 22:30:34 <Ragazzo> ….
Mar 17 22:30:36 <Maddy> XD
Mar 17 22:30:37 <Dexanote> She tries to catch her breath. "Alright… alright. We could…" She spits. Alice does, indeed, wank.
Mar 17 22:30:55 <TroyL> The gate groans, screams, and finally gives way to Alice's mighty wank. The wanked it right off.
Mar 17 22:31:06 <Maddy> Hell yes.
Mar 17 22:31:22 <Maddy> <Let's go!>
Mar 17 22:31:24 <TroyL> "Quickly! Up to the upper decks!"
Mar 17 22:31:46 <Ragazzo> Colmes helps myrtle or fred if they have difficulties while proceeding.
Mar 17 22:31:49 <TroyL> The voice returns. "Yes. Faster. Up to the upper decks. Keep running. Run run run. I always catch you."
Mar 17 22:32:06 <TroyL> The King. He's pursuing. Slowly.
Mar 17 22:32:12 <Ragazzo> "You are a half-rate antagonist!"
Mar 17 22:32:12 <TroyL> Taking his time. Like a cat.
Mar 17 22:32:31 <Dexanote> Myr stumbles up the stairs, gripping the handrail. ""Why don't we have grenades."
Mar 17 22:32:47 <Maddy> Alice keeps running. <I d-don't know.>
Mar 17 22:33:01 <Echo> In between strides, Jason responds. <We do!>
Mar 17 22:33:09 <Maddy> <Oh.>
Mar 17 22:33:18 <Echo> <He slows a little, roudning another set of stairs. <Wait… you guys… *don'
Mar 17 22:33:24 <Echo> t* carry grenades?"
Mar 17 22:33:31 <Maddy> <I didn't b-bring any.>
Mar 17 22:33:43 <TroyL> Fredrickson is hurrying, pushing onward. "Hurry!" he stammered, moving as quickly as he could, heading up to the highest levels… "We just need to get a little further… We can make a short jump. Something safer. Something less exciting! Yes, God, something less exciting!"
Mar 17 22:34:30 <TroyL> The figure looks up at Jason (who I think is in the back? Hard to tell here?). "Come. Quit running, already. I tire of this game."
Mar 17 22:35:02 <Echo> <… The Green Mile.>
Mar 17 22:35:10 <Ragazzo> "You mean those exploding devices?" Colmes pats himself down. "Do you have ne to spare?"
Mar 17 22:35:13 <Ragazzo> *one
Mar 17 22:35:22 <TroyL> "Something better, I think! A classic! Hurry!"
Mar 17 22:35:31 <Ragazzo> He grabs hands.
Mar 17 22:35:33 <Maddy> <Wateshipdown?>
Mar 17 22:35:42 <Dexanote> "Anne of Green Gables!"
Mar 17 22:35:57 <TroyL> "People! This is not a request line! Jesus!"
Mar 17 22:35:58 <Dexanote> She makes a face. "… wait what the fuck."
Mar 17 22:36:37 <TroyL> He holds out his hands. "Come on! I'm fine now. Two more, and we'll be at the end of the play, I think. Not much more now!"
Mar 17 22:36:38 <Maddy> <I'm just trying to help!>
Mar 17 22:36:47 <Maddy> Alice takes a hand.
Mar 17 22:36:55 <Echo> Jason makes a grab!
Mar 17 22:36:57 <Dexanote> She grabs Fred's shoulder. "Sorry just-"
Mar 17 22:38:04 <TroyL> And again, you all manage to get out, just in time… into… #tokillamockingbird