Trap Spiders

Apr 26 21:02:05 <Geothermal> 4df+2 trying again…
Apr 26 21:02:05 <CROM> Geothermal: trying again…: 3 (4df+2=-, 0, +, +)
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Apr 26 21:03:18 <Forsythia> 4df me too!
Apr 26 21:03:19 <CROM> Forsythia: me too!: 0 (4df=0, +, 0, -)
Apr 26 21:04:14 <Dexanote> Jake will spot a few deer tracks, heading off down the middle of the path. They look… very fresh.
Apr 26 21:05:00 <Geothermal> "Hrm… We've got deer here. But they're very new." Jake is confused as to why there are tracks this close to the camp siet
Apr 26 21:05:02 <Geothermal> *site
Apr 26 21:05:17 <Forsythia> "I cant even tell what you're following."
Apr 26 21:06:20 <Geothermal> Jake kneels down and point to the tracks. These, here. They're deer tracks." he points to the broken banches and crushed grass. "And this is more traces of their passing."
Apr 26 21:06:55 <Dexanote> Looks like a fairly well used path a deer would take during its daily routine. Fairly large tracks, too.
Apr 26 21:07:17 <Forsythia> Finn shrugs. "All looks the same to me. Guess I'm not the hunting type."
Apr 26 21:08:01 <Geothermal> "Yeah, it takes a special kind of person. Big deer too." Jake stands and continues to follow the tracks.
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Apr 26 21:08:30 <Geothermal> "Stay close, and stay quiet. Tracking is a precise art. If they hear us, we won't get a second chance for a while."
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Apr 26 21:08:47 <Pemander> "Gotcha."
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Apr 26 21:09:46 <Geothermal> Jake keeps his eyes open as he follows the tracks, so as to spot the deer as soon as possible.
Apr 26 21:10:13 <Dexanote> The tracks wind between several large trees, moving south and turning east. The tracks are a bit scattered, but still fresh. The sunset still shines against the clouds above, but the woods are growing darker.
Apr 26 21:11:33 <Pemander> "We stay out much longer and you're not gonna be able to see much of anything."
Apr 26 21:11:44 <Geothermal> "Perfect time to be hunting. The deer are transitioning from full alert while they eat, to bedding down for the night. We should hopefully catch them off guard."
Apr 26 21:11:57 <Pemander> "I stand corrected.
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Apr 26 21:13:51 <Geothermal> Jake nods. "Deer and predators follow patterns. We don't have to. In the middle of their routine, throwing it out of sync is the perfect time to act."
Apr 26 21:14:01 <Dexanote> As you come over a small ridge, you come across an old floodland, the ground sloping downward gently. The trees are fairly well spaced apart, but the underbrush is getting thicker. The path wears down to the soil, many sets of tracks of varying age quite visible.
Apr 26 21:14:29 <Geothermal> 4df+2 Can Jake still follow the deer tracks?
Apr 26 21:14:30 <CROM> Geothermal: Can Jake still follow the deer tracks?: 4 (4df+2=+, 0, +, 0)
Apr 26 21:14:31 <Pemander> "Are we getting near a nesting ground or something?"
Apr 26 21:15:23 <Geothermal> "See the underbrush, and how the land slopes down? It's a flood plain. Lots of water and small plants to eat."
Apr 26 21:19:24 <Dexanote> YEs! He can!
Apr 26 21:21:23 <Geothermal> "Here." Jake points to the set of deer tracks. "It's hard to see with all the white noise, but it's here. We should be able to follow this just fine."
Apr 26 21:21:54 <Pemander> Finn leans down and tries to find the tracks Jake is talking about.
Apr 26 21:21:57 <Pemander> 4df
Apr 26 21:21:57 <CROM> Pemander: -3 (4df=-, -, -, 0)
Apr 26 21:22:08 <Dexanote> Finn fucking slips in the mud.
Apr 26 21:22:14 <Pemander> "Ack!"
Apr 26 21:22:43 <Pemander> Finn grumbles angrily and stands up, wiping the mud off his clothes.
Apr 26 21:22:47 <Geothermal> Jake extends his hand out. "We need to find you a pair of boots so that doesn't happen again
Apr 26 21:22:54 <Geothermal> Retcon, no hand extension
Apr 26 21:23:07 <Pemander> "Enkal will take care of it."
Apr 26 21:23:17 <Pemander> And he does, turning into a pair of hiking boots.
Apr 26 21:23:22 <Pemander> Complete with tread.
Apr 26 21:23:35 <Geothermal> "That must be pretty damn useful."
Apr 26 21:23:48 <Pemander> "I guess so."
Apr 26 21:23:58 <Pemander> ~Yes, I am quite useful.~ Enkal seems very pleased with himself.
Apr 26 21:24:48 <Geothermal> "See, normal humans like me have to get by with pure skill and talent." Jake playfully jokes while following the tracks
Apr 26 21:24:57 <Dexanote> Perception?
Apr 26 21:25:01 <Geothermal> 4df+3
Apr 26 21:25:02 <CROM> Geothermal: 2 (4df+3=0, 0, -, 0)
Apr 26 21:25:05 <Pemander> 4df
Apr 26 21:25:05 <CROM> Pemander: -1 (4df=-, -, 0, +)
Apr 26 21:25:16 <Pemander> "Who you callin' abnormal?"
Apr 26 21:25:52 <Geothermal> "The guy with the transforming, weaponized, demonic parasite." Jake looks around sarcastically
Apr 26 21:26:04 <Pemander> "He's not demonic and he's not a parasite."
Apr 26 21:26:05 <Geothermal> Jake halts.
Apr 26 21:26:18 <Pemander> Finn looks grumpy.
Apr 26 21:26:27 <Geothermal> "Hold up. I see something up ahead." Jake squints, motioning Finn to crouch
Apr 26 21:26:38 <Pemander> Finn does so, looking up ahead.
Apr 26 21:27:23 <Geothermal> "Up ahead, at our 1 o'clock. I heard something, crunching grass."
Apr 26 21:28:58 <Geothermal> Jake is whispering as he preps his rifle, shouldering it, and disengaging the safety
Apr 26 21:29:38 <Dexanote> Movement! The shadow of a deer raises its head, watching you through the dark!
Apr 26 21:30:02 <Geothermal> "Got it." Jake whispers. "You see it?"
Apr 26 21:30:12 <Pemander> "Yeah." he whispers back.
Apr 26 21:30:26 <Geothermal> "I'm taking the shot…"
Apr 26 21:30:48 <Geothermal> Jake lines up his sights over the deer's vitals and…
Apr 26 21:31:01 <Geothermal> 4df+5 FOCUS A single shot rings out through the forest.
Apr 26 21:31:02 <CROM> Geothermal: FOCUS A single shot rings out through the forest.: 6 (4df+5=+, 0, -, +)
Apr 26 21:32:55 <Dexanote> The deer jolts, obviously hit by the bullet! A visible chunk is blasted out of its neck!
Apr 26 21:33:09 <Pemander> "You got it!"
Apr 26 21:33:28 <Geothermal> "I missed. I was aiming for it's heart." Jake works the bolt on his rifle, chambering a new round.
Apr 26 21:34:10 <Dexanote> A few moments pass, and the deer runs clumsily away.
Apr 26 21:34:21 <Pemander> "Oh no!"
Apr 26 21:34:24 <Pemander> "I'll get it!"
Apr 26 21:34:27 <Pemander> Finn runs after!
Apr 26 21:34:28 <Echo> It bleats in pain, a gurgling sound obvious.
Apr 26 21:34:33 <Dexanote> No, actually, Echo.
Apr 26 21:34:35 <Dexanote> :)
Apr 26 21:34:51 <Pemander> 4df+5 athletics, using energy transfer
Apr 26 21:34:51 <CROM> Pemander: athletics, using energy transfer: 6 (4df+5=-, +, +, 0)
Apr 26 21:35:05 <Dexanote> Describe.
Apr 26 21:35:19 <Pemander> …describe what?
Apr 26 21:35:22 <Geothermal> Jake follows. "Hold on! Let it run itself out! We can follow the blood!"
Apr 26 21:35:23 <Pemander> He's just running after the deer.
Apr 26 21:35:53 <Geothermal> Faceplant
Apr 26 21:36:46 <Dexanote> Finn easily catches up to the deer! It's stumbling clumsily… strangely. That's… not right at all.
Apr 26 21:36:55 <Dexanote> It's all jittery, its head lolling from side to side…
Apr 26 21:37:02 <Dexanote> Perception, Finn.
Apr 26 21:37:03 <Geothermal> Jake tries to follow
Apr 26 21:37:05 <Geothermal> 4df+3
Apr 26 21:37:05 <CROM> Geothermal: 0 (4df+3=0, -, -, -)
Apr 26 21:37:12 <Geothermal> Fuck you CROM
Apr 26 21:37:19 <Geothermal> "I have to quit smoking…"
Apr 26 21:37:22 <Pemander> 4df
Apr 26 21:37:23 <CROM> Pemander: 2 (4df=+, +, -, +)
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Apr 26 21:39:57 <Pemander> "Oh Christ."
Apr 26 21:40:05 <Dexanote> The deer collapses, stumbling into a pile.
Apr 26 21:40:17 <Dexanote> Geo, Athletics or Defense.
Apr 26 21:40:22 <Pemander> "Not this again…"
Apr 26 21:40:29 <Geothermal> 4df+3 Defense
Apr 26 21:40:30 <CROM> Geothermal: Defense: 3 (4df+3=-, +, +, -)
Apr 26 21:42:21 <Dexanote> A large rock barely misses you, swinging across the field, crashing into a tree. It's bound to a branch above with a shiny… rope?
Apr 26 21:43:06 <Pemander> Finn rushes forward and attempts to behead the deer.
Apr 26 21:43:08 <Pemander> 4df+4
Apr 26 21:43:09 <CROM> Pemander: 2 (4df+4=+, -, -, -)
Apr 26 21:43:22 <Geothermal> "Oh shit."
Apr 26 21:43:50 <Geothermal> Jake looks at the trap, then the general direction of Finn. "Shit be fucked." He sprints to catch up to Finn
Apr 26 21:44:00 <Pemander> Using AP for a reroll
Apr 26 21:44:02 <Pemander> 4df+4
Apr 26 21:44:03 <CROM> Pemander: 2 (4df+4=-, +, -, -)
Apr 26 21:44:06 <Pemander> Fuck no
Apr 26 21:44:14 <Pemander> CROM I am going to skullfuck you
Apr 26 21:44:50 <Dexanote> The deer is beheaded, falling apart like rags.
Apr 26 21:44:56 <Dexanote> Both of you, Defense.
Apr 26 21:44:59 <Dexanote> or Ath.
Apr 26 21:45:00 <Pemander> 4df+3
Apr 26 21:45:00 <CROM> Pemander: 1 (4df+3=-, -, -, +)
Apr 26 21:45:03 <Dexanote> Finn may use Melee
Apr 26 21:45:12 <Pemander> Goddammit.
Apr 26 21:45:33 <Geothermal> Jake can't use melee?
Apr 26 21:45:40 <Geothermal> 4df+3 athletics it is then
Apr 26 21:45:40 <CROM> Geothermal: athletics it is then: 6 (4df+3=+, +, 0, +)
Apr 26 21:46:01 <Geothermal> YOSH
Apr 26 21:47:12 <Dexanote> An uprooted telephone pole swings across the field, crashing over several saplings. Finn's smashed down and back, taken by surprise; Jake backflips out of reflex and avoids the pole.
Apr 26 21:47:40 <Dexanote> It slams into an oak, shaking the branches. Movement, all around you.
Apr 26 21:47:42 <Dexanote> In the trees.
Apr 26 21:47:45 <Pemander> "Ow, what the hell?!"
Apr 26 21:47:47 <Dexanote> There is something in the trees.
Apr 26 21:47:55 <Pemander> "Why is there a telephone pole out here?"
Apr 26 21:48:04 <Geothermal> "Finn, I think we're fucked. This area is trapped."
Apr 26 21:49:26 <Dexanote> Perception, or Survival.
Apr 26 21:49:41 <Pemander> 4df im fucked either way
Apr 26 21:49:41 <CROM> Pemander: im fucked either way: 0 (4df=-, +, +, -)
Apr 26 21:50:06 <Geothermal> 4df+3
Apr 26 21:50:07 <CROM> Geothermal: 3 (4df+3=+, 0, 0, -)
Apr 26 21:51:16 <Pemander> "I think I see…eyes?"
Apr 26 21:52:40 <Geothermal> "Yeah… I see eyes. I see, a lot. Two dozen, maybe? And webs man. Lots of fucking webs…" Jake is crouching now.
Apr 26 21:53:45 <Pemander> "Spiders?"
Apr 26 21:53:48 <Pemander> "I hate spiders."
Apr 26 21:53:52 <Geothermal> "I think we just wanderd into either legged freak territory, my friend…"
Apr 26 21:54:18 <Dexanote> You ventured away from the lit area at night. Be glad I didn't have 173 or animate Landmine Cacti after you.
Apr 26 21:54:23 <Dexanote> Now.
Apr 26 21:54:56 <Dexanote> There are bits here and there, pathways between trees.
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Apr 26 21:56:44 <Dexanote> Behind you two! Something crashes out of the giant oak, slamming into the ground.
Apr 26 21:56:59 <Geothermal> 4df+3 Perception
Apr 26 21:56:59 <CROM> Geothermal: Perception: 4 (4df+3=+, -, +, 0)
Apr 26 21:57:05 <Geothermal> Does Jake notice?
Apr 26 21:57:39 <Dexanote> Both of you do. Jake can keep that as a Maneuver
Apr 26 21:57:54 <Pemander> Finn turns around, Enkal at the ready as a spear.
Apr 26 21:57:55 <Dexanote> A heap of blackness, with what looks like… one huge branch sticking out of one side.
Apr 26 21:58:16 <Dexanote> It stands, slowly, shaky, guided by thick webs on its hands and joints.
Apr 26 21:58:27 <Dexanote> … That's not a branch. It's an antler.
Apr 26 21:58:39 <Pemander> Finn prepares himself to fight like a madman, getting into a low stance and tensing up.
Apr 26 21:58:42 <Dexanote> Ten feet tall, half rotten, shambling like a puppet.
Apr 26 21:58:43 <Pemander> 4df+3 manuever, athletics to melee
Apr 26 21:58:44 <CROM> Pemander: manuever, athletics to melee: 0 (4df+3=-, -, 0, -)
Apr 26 21:58:50 <Pemander> For fucks sake, Crom, seriously?
Apr 26 21:58:51 <Dexanote> Finn slips.
Apr 26 21:58:56 <Geothermal> "Sweet merciful jesus…"
Apr 26 21:59:13 <Geothermal> 4df+2 Survival to use the enviroment to Jake's advantage?
Apr 26 21:59:13 <CROM> Geothermal: Survival to use the enviroment to Jake's advantage?: 3 (4df+2=-, 0, +, +)
Apr 26 21:59:53 <Dexanote> The traps from before are only barely lodged in trees. They're still heavy and viable for assault.
Apr 26 22:00:50 <Dexanote> The Mooseman Marionette lurches forward, raising an arm; it looks like machetes have been webbed to its wrists
Apr 26 22:01:13 <Geothermal> "This could be bad…"
Apr 26 22:01:53 <Dexanote> brb
Apr 26 22:02:08 <Ragazzo> After this quick commercial break.
Apr 26 22:03:20 <Dexanote> back
Apr 26 22:03:58 <Geothermal> 4df+2 Does Jake have to drink his piss?
Apr 26 22:03:58 <CROM> Geothermal: Does Jake have to drink his piss?: 3 (4df+2=0, +, -, +)
Apr 26 22:04:08 <Dexanote> Is that Survival?
Apr 26 22:04:17 <Geothermal> Yep
Apr 26 22:05:13 <Pemander> Whose turn is it?
Apr 26 22:05:25 <Pemander> Jake went and then Finn went and then Jake went two more times o-o
Apr 26 22:05:40 <Dexanote> The woods here are a bit soggy, with mudholes around the edges of the small clearing you have found yourselves in.
Apr 26 22:05:53 <Geothermal> Roll initiative?
Apr 26 22:05:55 <Dexanote> Pemander, it's your turn now, then Mine.
Apr 26 22:06:06 <Geothermal> Nevermind
Apr 26 22:06:12 <Dexanote> Me geo pem me geo pem me geo pem me me geo me Shank me pem geo
Apr 26 22:06:18 <Dexanote> i mean
Apr 26 22:06:22 <Dexanote> Go! :D
Apr 26 22:06:25 <Pemander> Finn props himself back up with Enkal and has him turn into some spiked cleats so he doesn't slip in the mud.
Apr 26 22:06:36 <Pemander> 4df+3 another maneuver, this time athletics to pdef
Apr 26 22:06:36 <CROM> Pemander: another maneuver, this time athletics to pdef: 1 (4df+3=0, 0, -, -)
Apr 26 22:07:10 <Dexanote> Spikes are bad in the mud; they gum up.
Apr 26 22:07:10 <Pemander> Have at it, Dex.
Apr 26 22:07:15 <Pemander> Looks like Crom wants to kill Finn.
Apr 26 22:08:10 <Dexanote> The moose-ogre-puppet stumbles forward, swinging a bladed fist at Finn! Wait no, that's no blade, that's its own jawbone lashed to the fist!
Apr 26 22:08:37 <Dexanote> It swings! Defend! I'll be freehanding the GMing in response to your RP and rolls.
Apr 26 22:08:42 <Pemander> 4df+3
Apr 26 22:08:44 <CROM> Pemander: 3 (4df+3=0, +, 0, -)
Apr 26 22:10:30 <Dexanote> The jaw breaks against Finn, throwing him across the field; he lands in a glob of grass, covered in very very tough web.
Apr 26 22:10:45 <Pemander> "Ugh, nasty!"
Apr 26 22:11:27 <Dexanote> No body lost, but trapped in web. Play accordingly.
Apr 26 22:12:02 <Pemander> Enkal warps into a full body covering with razor sharp spikes protruding in all areas.
Apr 26 22:12:17 <Pemander> Finn wriggles his body in an attempt to free himself from the web.
Apr 26 22:12:17 <Dexanote> Which is why it's no body lost.
Apr 26 22:12:22 <Pemander> 4df+3 athletics
Apr 26 22:12:22 <CROM> Pemander: athletics: 2 (4df+3=0, -, -, +)
Apr 26 22:12:23 <Dexanote> Jake, go.
Apr 26 22:12:42 <Geothermal> Jake watches Finn go flying. He points to the traps still in the trees. "That! Knock it down! After you cut yourself out, anyways."
Apr 26 22:12:59 <Geothermal> Jake drops his rifle off to the side and pulls his pistol and knife.
Apr 26 22:13:15 <Geothermal> 4df+3 Athletics to climb the thing
Apr 26 22:13:15 <CROM> Geothermal: Athletics to climb the thing: 2 (4df+3=-, 0, +, -)
Apr 26 22:13:36 <Geothermal> Jake sprints towards the monster, intent on climbing up one of it's legs to cut it's strings
Apr 26 22:14:01 <Dexanote> 4df+3 DefenseAthletics
Apr 26 22:14:01 <CROM> Dexanote: DefenseAthletics: 2 (4df+3=0, +, -, -)
Apr 26 22:14:36 <Dexanote> The moosepuppet stumbles, trying to swing at Jake horizontally. Quick!
Apr 26 22:15:18 <Geothermal> 4df+3 Oh shit, Press X to not die!
Apr 26 22:15:19 <CROM> Geothermal: Oh shit, Press X to not die!: 4 (4df+3=0, 0, +, 0)
Apr 26 22:16:27 <Geothermal> Jake ducks under the arm, and takes a swipe at the string
Apr 26 22:16:28 <Dexanote> Describe yoour success; you climb atop the moosebeast.
Apr 26 22:16:48 <Dexanote> The arm's support is cut! its hand slumps.
Apr 26 22:18:57 <Pemander> "Jake! You got a lighter?!"
Apr 26 22:19:20 <Geothermal> "Damn right I do!"
Apr 26 22:19:51 <Pemander> I am assuming Finn is still stuck in the web until told otherwise.
Apr 26 22:20:04 <Dexanote> The moose steps, spiders in the trees edging it along. It turns and swings blindly, trying to knock Jake of its back. Pem, you can RP your way out, you have the POWER.
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Apr 26 22:20:23 <Pemander> You didn't tell me whether I was successful or not though! :O
Apr 26 22:21:31 <Dexanote> Sure, then.
Apr 26 22:21:55 <Pemander> The blades protruding from Finn manage to cut the web enough that he is able to pry himself loose.
Apr 26 22:22:32 <Pemander> Enkal turns into a spear, and Finn uses it to spin the remaining webbing up, cotton-candy style.
Apr 26 22:22:35 <Pemander> "Toss me the lighter, Jake."
Apr 26 22:23:09 <Geothermal> Jake grabs his light and tosses it to Finn. "That's my good one. Be careful with it!"
Apr 26 22:23:17 <Pemander> "Right!"
Apr 26 22:23:23 <Dexanote> Athletics to stay on, Jake!
Apr 26 22:23:34 <Pemander> He presses an open flame up to the webbing. Please catch fire.
Apr 26 22:23:40 <Dexanote> The Mooseman lurches, slamming itself against the Oak.
Apr 26 22:24:15 <Geothermal> 4df+3
Apr 26 22:24:15 <CROM> Geothermal: 2 (4df+3=+, -, 0, -)
Apr 26 22:25:36 <Dexanote> It's like riding a zombified bull! Jake slips, one hand still holding a thread.
Apr 26 22:26:06 <Pemander> Is this webbing flammable?
Apr 26 22:27:04 <Dexanote> FInn's torch ignites after some coaxing,burning bright around the edges. It burns quickly, but brightly. Huge spiders can be seen in the trees, recoiling at the flame, glowing red eyes shining in predatory bloodlust.
Apr 26 22:27:23 <Pemander> "Quick Jake, they're distracted. Get a couple shots off!"
Apr 26 22:27:30 <Pemander> Manuever, RP to Ranged? :3
Apr 26 22:28:00 <Pemander> Finn is extending Enkal up toward the spiders.
Apr 26 22:28:03 <Dexanote> They're easily the size of garbage can lids; webbing glistens between branches, large dark shapes webbed in the crooks of branches. Go ahead.
Apr 26 22:28:30 <Pemander> 4df+4 Jab, jab! *Melee*
Apr 26 22:28:30 <CROM> Pemander: Jab, jab! *Melee*: 6 (4df+4=0, 0, +, +)
Apr 26 22:28:34 <Dexanote> The moose slumps a bit,the larger spiders controlling it focusing on the flame!
Apr 26 22:29:10 <Geothermal> Jake drops on a knee, stabbing his knife into the moose monster to steady himself and takes aim at the spiders
Apr 26 22:29:19 <Geothermal> 4df+5 Tagging scene aspect
Apr 26 22:29:19 <CROM> Geothermal: Tagging scene aspect: 1 (4df+5=-, -, -, -)
Apr 26 22:29:24 <Geothermal> :|
Apr 26 22:29:32 <Dexanote> The flame licks web; it trickles across supporting strands, enveloping a large husk of what looks like it was once a human. The branches Enkal touch catch flame, spiders retreating.
Apr 26 22:29:49 <Geothermal> Retcon. I was distracted.
Apr 26 22:29:49 <Dexanote> Each of you, one free attack.
Apr 26 22:29:53 <Dexanote> np
Apr 26 22:30:06 <Geothermal> Then just take my attack I maid
Apr 26 22:30:08 <Geothermal> *made
Apr 26 22:30:11 <Dexanote> Jake slips off the mooseman, landing in a heap.
Apr 26 22:30:40 <Dexanote> A single shot is fired, your finger slipping; it pings off a spider which falls to the ground, crumpling.
Apr 26 22:31:05 <Pemander> Enkal expands and completely engulfs the flame, leaving it safe in a sphere of shining metal. "Don't wanna catch the whole forest on fire."
Apr 26 22:31:21 <Pemander> He pulls Enkal back and touches the sphere to his back, where it stays anchored for now.
Apr 26 22:31:36 <Pemander> Once finished, he extends the spear again and tries to kill one of the spiders with it.
Apr 26 22:31:38 <Pemander> 4df+4
Apr 26 22:31:38 <CROM> Pemander: 2 (4df+4=-, -, 0, 0)
Apr 26 22:31:43 <Geothermal> Jake has the wind knocked out of him on impact.
Apr 26 22:32:45 <Dexanote> A number of spiders trickle down trunks, shoving the pole-trap at Finn! Several more try to turn the moosepuppet towards Jake, either to collapse upon him or assault with the machete arm.
Apr 26 22:32:54 <Dexanote> Both of you, RP accordingly!
Apr 26 22:33:35 <Geothermal> "Oh shit…" Jake rolls away from the mooseman, and runs towards one of the nearest traps. He tries to release it to knock back the moose-thing. Roll?
Apr 26 22:34:19 <Pemander> Finn reaches behind his back and touches his hand to the sphere, causing it to bond to his palm. A hole opens up in the front of it, revealing the flickering blaze within.
Apr 26 22:34:42 <Pemander> He uses his left hand to defend with what is now basically a flaming shield.
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Apr 26 22:38:46 <Dexanote> Jake, Melee, and remember you have at least one Maneuver which applies. Pem, Defense, using a Scene Aspect of Burning Is Bad For Bugs.
Apr 26 22:39:15 <Pemander> Do scene aspects require AP?
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Apr 26 22:39:24 <Geothermal> Not for the first one
Apr 26 22:39:24 <Dexanote> The spiders above work to extinguish the flames now covering one tree; the moosepuppet shambles towards Jake, raisint its arm! Pem, first use here, no.
Apr 26 22:39:30 <Pemander> 4df+5 Defense!
Apr 26 22:39:31 <CROM> Pemander: Defense!: 3 (4df+5=-, -, -, +)
Apr 26 22:40:02 <Geothermal> Jake swipes at the trap, hoping to set it off
Apr 26 22:40:14 <Geothermal> 4df+5 Tagging aspect about traps
Apr 26 22:40:14 <CROM> Geothermal: Tagging aspect about traps: 7 (4df+5=+, 0, +, 0)
Apr 26 22:41:23 <Dexanote> Pemander! Your shield holds! You easily hold back the log, digging your heels into the soft earth as it crashes against Enkal and pushes you back.
Apr 26 22:42:54 <Dexanote> Jake! You pry the bouldertrap from before out from between two trees, throwing it back against the moosepuppet; the boulder crashes it over, knocking a leg off. The sudden lurch and change of balance pulls several large spiders out of the tree and onto the ground!
Apr 26 22:43:16 <Dexanote> Smaller spiders begin to flee, larger ones moving ahead to assault you directly!
Apr 26 22:44:03 <Geothermal> "That was smart…" Jake says to himself. "Should have just shot them to begin with…"
Apr 26 22:47:07 <Dexanote> The fire burns, hitting the top of the one tree. Most of it has been isolated near the top, with not much chance for spreading; however, several of the larger spiders are angry.
Apr 26 22:47:12 <Dexanote> Defense, both of you!
Apr 26 22:47:24 <Geothermal> 4df+3
Apr 26 22:47:24 <CROM> Geothermal: 7 (4df+3=+, +, +, +)
Apr 26 22:47:30 <Geothermal> Holy shit
Apr 26 22:48:14 <Dexanote> … Holy shit, indeed.
Apr 26 22:48:20 <Pemander> 4df+3
Apr 26 22:48:21 <CROM> Pemander: 3 (4df+3=0, -, +, 0)
Apr 26 22:50:38 <Dexanote> One of the spiders jumps Finn, scrambling, gripping his clothes, fangs and pedipalps groping towards his face! It's easily a foot across, with three feet of legs! And god its strong.
Apr 26 22:50:39 <Dexanote> Jake…
Apr 26 22:51:33 <Geothermal> Jake takes a running start, and leaps over the spiders, aiming to attack the smaller ones in the back
Apr 26 22:51:48 <Dexanote> Several jump Jake. One grabs on his back, knocking him forward. Another leaps at the wrong time, knocking the first one off his back. Stumbling, he trips over a third, which was trying to climb up towards him, and rolls into a crouch, avoiding one swinging in on a line.
Apr 26 22:51:52 <Dexanote> or ok
Apr 26 22:52:18 <Geothermal> … Both happen. Yes, that happened
Apr 26 22:54:53 <Dexanote> Your turn: The spiders regroup, around Jake, crawling to higher points; a few wind out some thread. Finn, there's a fucknormous spider monster trying to fuck your face.
Apr 26 22:55:47 <Geothermal> How big is the moose monster arm?
Apr 26 22:55:53 <Pemander> Liquid metal travels up to Finn's forehead and accumulates, creating a vicious-looking spike. He headbutts forward, attempting to nail that sucker right in the proboscis.
Apr 26 22:56:00 <Geothermal> Give me a weight
Apr 26 22:59:07 <TroyL> A distant scraw…
Apr 26 22:59:12 <Dexanote> I'll say like… 45-55 lbs? It's a bigass arm.
Apr 26 22:59:20 <Dexanote> Pem, Melee.
Apr 26 23:00:01 <Pemander> 4df+4 Bam!
Apr 26 23:00:01 <CROM> Pemander: Bam!: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, +, 0)
Apr 26 23:00:14 <Geothermal> Jake will attempt to pick up that giant, fuck off arm, and MELEE the SHIT out of those spiders with it.
Apr 26 23:00:15 <Ragazzo> Sleeps follows the path into AAM, arriving on scene, whenever dex says.
Apr 26 23:00:20 <Ragazzo> And tank.
Apr 26 23:00:33 <TroyL> "Scraw."
Apr 26 23:00:54 <Geothermal> 4df+5 Focusing the SHIT out of this attack
Apr 26 23:00:54 <CROM> Geothermal: Focusing the SHIT out of this attack: 5 (4df+5=0, -, 0, +)
Apr 26 23:01:06 <Dexanote> Ugh
Apr 26 23:01:07 <Dexanote> brb
Apr 26 23:01:25 <Dexanote> ok. nvm. One sec, lemme describe the area for Ragz and Troy.
Apr 26 23:02:20 <Dexanote> Sleeps comes across a somewhat crowded floodplain, with rustling pine and oak trees. In the near distance; that is, (BRB, sorry.)
Apr 26 23:03:11 <Ragazzo> "….aw."
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Apr 26 23:15:37 <Dexanote> Where were we?
Apr 26 23:15:53 <Dexanote> Hello?
Apr 26 23:15:54 <Pemander> Finn is trying to spike a spider.
Apr 26 23:15:56 <Ragazzo>
Apr 26 23:15:58 <Pemander> Sleeps is walkan.
Apr 26 23:15:58 <Geothermal> <Dexanote> Sleeps comes across a somewhat crowded floodplain, with rustling pine and oak trees. In the near distance; that is, (BRB, sorry.)
Apr 26 23:15:58 <Geothermal> <Ragazzo> "….aw."
Apr 26 23:16:05 <Ragazzo> Last several lines
Apr 26 23:16:29 <Geothermal> Jake is about to Hulk the fuck out and melee the shit out of them with a moose man arm
Apr 26 23:16:31 <Dexanote> In the distance, several dozen feet away, is a coxy clearing.
Apr 26 23:17:08 <Dexanote> Finn and Jake appear to be fighting giant spiders, with a dead mooseman swinging at Jake and a huge tarantula thing being spearheadbutted by Finn.
Apr 26 23:18:20 <Dexanote> Alright
Apr 26 23:18:43 <Dexanote> The trees above Sleeps rustle, several red glowing points looking down at him and Tank.
Apr 26 23:19:05 <TroyL> Tank looks up, and his eyes flicker slightly…
Apr 26 23:19:17 <TroyL> 4df+6 (Burning one AP, Transformation)
Apr 26 23:19:17 <CROM> TroyL: (Burning one AP, Transformation): 5 (4df+6=-, -, +, 0)
Apr 26 23:20:20 <Dexanote> Jake, Ath to rip off the arm.
Apr 26 23:20:37 <Dexanote> Turn Order; Jake, Finn, Sleeps, Tank, Me.
Apr 26 23:20:48 <Pemander> But wait, was Finn successful?
Apr 26 23:20:50 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Dexanote
Apr 26 23:20:58 <Geothermal> We'll find out
Apr 26 23:21:00 <Dexanote> Yes.
Apr 26 23:21:06 <Pemander> Alright.
Apr 26 23:21:25 <Geothermal> 4df+5 Focusing my last ap to rip this arm off
Apr 26 23:21:25 <CROM> Geothermal: Focusing my last ap to rip this arm off: 6 (4df+5=-, 0, +, +)
Apr 26 23:21:44 <TroyL> Tank soars up from Sleeps shoulder, twisting in the air. For a moment, he's barely visible in the dark, and then… there's a sudden burst of light as he explodes, feathers flying in all directions as an ear shattering "SCRAW!" cuts into the night. Two wings unfurl, and the blazing, crested bird seems to hover in the night sky for an instant as fire erupts all over his red, yellow,
Apr 26 23:21:44 <TroyL> orange, and crimson feathers. He is much larger in size, and he appears to be surrounded with an orb of flame. (Phoenix)
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Apr 26 23:23:27 <Dexanote> The spiders on the ground scatter, retreating to the trees! Several turn to Jake and Sleeps; several smaller ones swing down at Jake, and one very large one leaps at Sleeps! Defense!
Apr 26 23:23:47 <Geothermal> 4df+3
Apr 26 23:23:47 <CROM> Geothermal: 1 (4df+3=0, -, 0, -)
Apr 26 23:25:56 <Dexanote> Okay then. Several small spiders latch onto Jake, scrambling around, webbing him a bit and biting soft parts. OW OW OW OW OW. It itches but won't be fatal.
Apr 26 23:26:18 <Geothermal> Does he rip the arm off?
Apr 26 23:27:41 <Dexanote> Yes, i said so.
Apr 26 23:28:04 <Dexanote> Fuuuck. ok. Geo rips the arm off. Its Finn's turn next. then Sleeps. Then Phoenix
Apr 26 23:28:08 <Ragazzo> Sleeps stares.
Apr 26 23:28:16 <Ragazzo> What the fuck, Tank.
Apr 26 23:28:34 <Pemander> Finn's headspike buries deep into the spider's face, causing it to spew green liquid all over the place. "Yuck."
Apr 26 23:28:48 <Pemander> He pushes the spider off and slashes at the nearest one with a katana.
Apr 26 23:28:50 <Ragazzo> 4df+3 oh, defense
Apr 26 23:28:50 <Pemander> 4df+4
Apr 26 23:28:51 <CROM> Ragazzo: oh, defense: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, -, +)
Apr 26 23:28:51 <CROM> Pemander: 6 (4df+4=+, 0, 0, +)
Apr 26 23:29:17 <Dexanote> The one leaping at Finn is severed cleanly in half, goop only spraying after it's passed by.
Apr 26 23:30:28 <Dexanote> Sleeps will find himself assailed by a fuckhueg spidar, enormous, reaching down from the high branch of the tree to pull him up! However, the spider doesn't realize Sleeps is a big fat 300 pound snake, and slips a bit at the unexpected weight.
Apr 26 23:30:47 <Ragazzo> "AHHHH!"
Apr 26 23:31:01 <Pemander> "Sleeps! Welcome to the party!"
Apr 26 23:31:18 <Ragazzo> Sleeps thrashes, and and beats at the spider with his his fists, before focusing enough to try and squeeze it.
Apr 26 23:31:28 <Ragazzo> 4df+3 Smoosh the evil giant spider!
Apr 26 23:31:28 <CROM> Ragazzo: Smoosh the evil giant spider!: 4 (4df+3=-, +, 0, +)
Apr 26 23:31:29 <Geothermal> Does he rip the arm off?
Apr 26 23:31:33 <Ragazzo> ^Athletics
Apr 26 23:31:34 <Geothermal> GRR
Apr 26 23:31:36 <Geothermal> Jake is just looking around at the huge clusterfuck
Apr 26 23:31:42 <Dexanote> Geothermal I have told you four times, yes, he rips the damn arm off.
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Apr 26 23:32:18 <Dexanote> Sleeps pulls the spider back, using Wrap expertly, crushing several legs against the Spider's body>
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Apr 26 23:32:28 <Dexanote> Troyl!
Apr 26 23:33:06 <TroyL> Tank stares down, looking at these things that are hurting his friends, buddies, and primary food source! LETS BURN 'EM UP, BABY! "SCRRAAWWWWW!"
Apr 26 23:33:35 <TroyL> 4df+4 (Spending on AP, Magic: Fire) Tank attempts to BURN THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BIG ONE! THAT ONE RIGHT THERE!
Apr 26 23:33:36 <CROM> TroyL: (Spending on AP, Magic: Fire) Tank attempts to BURN THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BIG ONE! THAT ONE RIGHT THERE!: 4 (4df+4=-, -, +, +)
Apr 26 23:36:41 <Dexanote> Success. Describe.
Apr 26 23:38:38 <TroyL> There's a halo of fire that seems to appear around Tank's neck as he scraws, leaping higher as he stops. It rolls and rolls, flames building and building as it seems to consume itself, going from red hot to white, bright like phosphorus. With another scraw, it extends, blazing across the dark clearing like a lance of pure light, creating a spider holocaust.
Apr 26 23:39:34 <Ragazzo> Sleeps is terrified, but cant help but be completely baffled and awed by tank's sudden badassery
Apr 26 23:44:04 <Dexanote> The largest of the spiders in the Great Oak yank the arm out of Jake's hands, pulling it high as the Ring of Fire lances across the sky. Dozens of spiders are sliced in half, cauterized apart. The caps of several larger trees follow, singed leaves spreading across the field. The only tree remaining is the great Oak, with the largest of the spiders glaring down at the horror below.
Apr 26 23:45:44 <Pemander> "Tank I appreciate the help but could you try not to kill every tree in a three mile radius?"
Apr 26 23:46:01 <Geothermal> 'You know, you stupid bird, we had it handled."
Apr 26 23:46:14 <Pemander> "Hey! Don't call him stupid."
Apr 26 23:46:16 <TroyL> Tank is not pleased by Jake's attitude.
Apr 26 23:46:23 <Ragazzo> "Both of you shut up! Giant spiders!"
Apr 26 23:46:24 <Dexanote> The spiders above work around the arm, attaching threads to strategic points. They throw it down, puppeting the hand itself as a marionette. My turn.
Apr 26 23:46:34 <Dexanote> Let me tell what is left.
Apr 26 23:47:05 <Dexanote> There are several very very big ones atop the Oak. There is one being hugged by Sleeps like a big hairy teddy. There are several small ones fleeing south like FUCK.
Apr 26 23:48:06 <Dexanote> The arm puppet swings across the field, moving extremely quick!
Apr 26 23:48:14 <Dexanote> Everyone, PDef, quick!
Apr 26 23:48:19 <Geothermal> 4df+3
Apr 26 23:48:19 <CROM> Geothermal: 2 (4df+3=0, -, +, -)
Apr 26 23:48:20 <Pemander> 4df+3 oh noes
Apr 26 23:48:21 <CROM> Pemander: oh noes: 1 (4df+3=-, -, +, -)
Apr 26 23:48:24 <Ragazzo> 4df+3 Noooo
Apr 26 23:48:25 <CROM> Ragazzo: Noooo: 4 (4df+3=+, -, +, 0)
Apr 26 23:49:39 <TroyL> 4df+4 (Also, I'm on fire)
Apr 26 23:49:39 <CROM> TroyL: (Also, I'm on fire): 8 (4df+4=+, +, +, +)
Apr 26 23:49:43 <TroyL> …
Apr 26 23:49:44 <Ragazzo> ….
Apr 26 23:49:47 <Pemander> …..
Apr 26 23:49:49 <Dexanote> …
Apr 26 23:49:55 <Dexanote> I'm on a horse
Apr 26 23:49:58 * TroyL is the best character ever.
Apr 26 23:50:02 <Dexanote> fucking OP
Apr 26 23:50:05 <Dexanote> mods halp
Apr 26 23:50:09 <Liebe> Mods
Apr 26 23:50:10 <Liebe> mods??
Apr 26 23:50:21 <Pemander> mods pls
Apr 26 23:51:11 <Dexanote> The arm swings across the field, bitchslapping Finn into Jake, rocketing across in an arc to sock Sleeps in the jaw (It misses, instead punching the spider in the ass), reeling back to slam against Tank and burst into flames.
Apr 26 23:51:45 <Pemander> Finn rubs the side of his face. There is a big red moose hoof mark.
Apr 26 23:52:49 <Geothermal> Jake is knocked on his ass from the impact
Apr 26 23:53:38 <Ragazzo> Sleeps hisses irately. Ffffu-that was close.
Apr 26 23:53:40 <Dexanote> No body, even to Finn! The spider's ass is dead, and it slowly dies to Sleeps's coils. The last few Emperor Spiders look down, obviously thinking "well shit."
Apr 26 23:53:58 <Dexanote> "we're gonna die. Fuck."
Apr 26 23:54:01 <TroyL> "Scraw."
Apr 26 23:54:42 <Ragazzo> Sleeps uncoils from the dead spider, ew.
Apr 26 23:55:21 <Pemander> Jake's turn, right?
Apr 26 23:55:33 <Geothermal> Is there even anything left to fight?
Apr 26 23:55:38 <Pemander> Big speedars
Apr 26 23:55:40 <Pemander> on the Oak
Apr 26 23:55:53 <Geothermal> Jake takes aim with his pistol
Apr 26 23:55:58 <Geothermal> 4df+3 Cleaning up now
Apr 26 23:55:59 <CROM> Geothermal: Cleaning up now: 0 (4df+3=-, -, -, 0)
Apr 26 23:56:01 <Dexanote> Yeah. The hugest spiders, above the group. There's three of them.
Apr 26 23:56:25 <Pemander> 4df+3 Manuever, athletics to Melee (if sucessful, I will describe on the next turn. Save a spider for me!)
Apr 26 23:56:25 <CROM> Pemander: Manuever, athletics to Melee (if sucessful, I will describe on the next turn. Save a spider for me!): 2 (4df+3=+, 0, -, -)
Apr 26 23:56:35 <Pemander> Ap for a reroll
Apr 26 23:56:37 <Pemander> 4df+3
Apr 26 23:56:38 <CROM> Pemander: 2 (4df+3=-, -, 0, +)
Apr 26 23:56:39 <Dexanote> Maybe
Apr 26 23:56:44 <Pemander> You know what CROM
Apr 26 23:56:46 <Pemander> go suck a dick
Apr 26 23:57:19 <Dexanote> SUCK A DUCK
Apr 26 23:57:23 <Dexanote> Sleeps!
Apr 26 23:57:43 <Ragazzo> Sleeps tries TAIL WHIP.
Apr 26 23:58:15 <Ragazzo> 4df+3 Athletics, he sweeps his tail at the remaining spiders.
Apr 26 23:58:15 <CROM> Ragazzo: Athletics, he sweeps his tail at the remaining spiders.: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, 0)
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Apr 27 00:12:21 <TroyL> <@Dexanote> SUCK A DUCK
Apr 27 00:12:21 <TroyL> <@Dexanote> Sleeps!
Apr 27 00:12:21 <TroyL> <Ragazzo> Sleeps tries TAIL WHIP.
Apr 27 00:12:21 <TroyL> <Ragazzo> 4df+3 Athletics, he sweeps his tail at the remaining spiders.
Apr 27 00:12:21 <TroyL> <CROM> Ragazzo: Athletics, he sweeps his tail at the remaining spiders.: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, 0)
Apr 27 00:12:43 <Dexanote> One of the spiders is knocked away, tumbling, a leg snapping off!
Apr 27 00:12:51 <Dexanote> It tries to drag itself away.
Apr 27 00:12:53 <Dexanote> Go!
Apr 27 00:13:46 <TroyL> …Me?
Apr 27 00:13:50 <Dexanote> I believe it's Tanks turn, yes.
Apr 27 00:14:02 <TroyL> Tank surveys the battle field. Is anyone injured?
Apr 27 00:14:28 <Geothermal> No
Apr 27 00:14:59 <TroyL> THEN HE BURNS MORE OF THEM.
Apr 27 00:15:01 <TroyL> 4df+2
Apr 27 00:15:01 <CROM> TroyL: 3 (4df+2=+, -, +, 0)
Apr 27 00:15:02 <Dexanote> A bit battered, but not /hurt/.
Apr 27 00:15:26 <Dexanote> Tank destroys the one Sleeps just whomped. Describe.
Apr 27 00:15:43 <Dexanote> There will be two left, hopefully our people with actual LEGS can kick some ass.
Apr 27 00:16:29 <Pemander> Fuck turn order.
Apr 27 00:16:31 <Pemander> 4df+4 Melee
Apr 27 00:16:31 <CROM> Pemander: Melee: 4 (4df+4=0, -, 0, +)
Apr 27 00:17:04 <Dexanote> Describe.
Apr 27 00:17:10 <TroyL> Tank sends out a gout of flame and a might scraw, catching the one Sleeps hit in mid flight, sending it bursting into flames and sizzling as it hits the ground.
Apr 27 00:17:52 <Pemander> Finn runs to the oak as Enkal turns into a pair of sharp claws.
Apr 27 00:18:00 <Pemander> He uses them to pull himself up the tree and swipe at speedars.
Apr 27 00:18:46 <Dexanote> One of the SPEEDARS rushes down the trunk, trying to met Finn halfway! In one swipe, FInn manages to slash it out of the tree, sending it tumbling to the ground with a SPLOT
Apr 27 00:19:08 <Pemander> Take that, speedare.
Apr 27 00:19:58 <Geothermal> 4df+3 Shooting again
Apr 27 00:19:58 <CROM> Geothermal: Shooting again: 3 (4df+3=+, -, +, -)
Apr 27 00:21:08 <Dexanote> Jake shoots the leg out of a fleeing one, causing it to lose balance, breaking the branch its thread was attached to. It tumbles to the ground, impaling itself on a hidden spikepit.
Apr 27 00:21:16 <Dexanote> After crashing through the pit.
Apr 27 00:21:18 <Dexanote> SHit.
Apr 27 00:22:44 <Dexanote> …. the breeze blows. Crickets slowly start their songs again. Nobody can detect any more Trap Spiders.
Apr 27 00:23:29 <Ragazzo> Sleeps blinks.
Apr 27 00:23:35 <TroyL> Tank lands on the ground, scrawing once, then sending a healing pulse out through members of the convoy here.
Apr 27 00:23:43 <TroyL> 4df+4 Healing Magic! :D
Apr 27 00:23:43 <CROM> TroyL: Healing Magic! :D: 3 (4df+4=-, +, 0, -)
Apr 27 00:23:47 <Ragazzo> "…ok…let's go ba-ohhhh…wow."
Apr 27 00:24:01 <Pemander> "Tank stop soaking up all the glory with your magic bird powers."
Apr 27 00:24:02 <Ragazzo> Sleeps is uninjured but feels refreshed!
Apr 27 00:24:03 <Pemander> "Seriously."
Apr 27 00:24:17 <Ragazzo> "Tank, you were kind fo scary, but really impressive!"
Apr 27 00:24:37 <Geothermal> Jake takes a seat on top of the mooseman monster. "Hey Finn, my lighter?"
Apr 27 00:24:47 <Pemander> He shakes some speedar goop off of Enkal, who turns into a speedar and crawls all over Finn.
Apr 27 00:24:48 <TroyL> Tank stands there for a moment, then… he collapses, his feathers turning to ashes… After a moment, you hear a weak scraw from the middle of the ash. Sandmartin again. "S-s-scraww…"
Apr 27 00:24:59 <Pemander> "Enkal don't do that. Tank will roast you."
Apr 27 00:25:03 <Pemander> ~Oh, right.~
Apr 27 00:25:06 <Pemander> He turns into a monkey instead.
Apr 27 00:25:12 <Pemander> Finn tosses the lighter back to Jake.
Apr 27 00:25:17 <Ragazzo> Sleeps blinks
Apr 27 00:25:18 <Pemander> "That was helpful. Thanks."
Apr 27 00:25:30 <Ragazzo> Slithers over to the pile of ashes, and gently sifts throught hem lifting tank out.
Apr 27 00:25:32 <Geothermal> Jake lights a cigarette. "Don't mention it."
Apr 27 00:26:09 <Pemander> "He okay, Sleeps?"
Apr 27 00:26:21 <TroyL> Tank is unconcious.
Apr 27 00:26:23 <Ragazzo> "I think he's just tired…"
Apr 27 00:26:37 <Pemander> "Well, lets head back before we get attacked again."
Apr 27 00:26:48 <Pemander> "Fuckin' spiders…seriously."
Apr 27 00:27:03 <Ragazzo> 4df+6 Occult, tagging devotion, now that sleeps is damn sure tank is mythical. What's this bird about, man.
Apr 27 00:27:04 <CROM> Ragazzo: Occult, tagging devotion, now that sleeps is damn sure tank is mythical. What's this bird about, man.: 5 (4df+6=0, -, -, +)
Apr 27 00:27:04 <Pemander> He starts jogging back to camp.
Apr 27 00:27:08 <Geothermal> "You guys go ahead. I'll meet you back there. I want to take care of some stuff first."
Apr 27 00:27:15 <Ragazzo> Sleeps carries tank back, holding him gently.
Apr 27 00:27:16 <Pemander> "Whatever. Don't die."
Apr 27 00:27:46 <Geothermal> Jake waves as he starts unwinding some 550 cord from his pocket.