Don't Die in Dubbo

Sep 09 22:31:43 <Dodridge> "Go ahead, Alice, punch it."
Sep 09 22:31:48 <Tom90deg> "Joy. Thank you for pointing that out. That has really helped with the situation. We are now better off. What would we do without your endless insight."
Sep 09 22:32:26 <Maddy> "I got an idea, lets play everyone be quiet or I run us off a cliff?" Alice starts driving.
Sep 09 22:32:36 <Gerald> *Zoe
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Sep 09 22:33:01 <Salmander> Redd wanders off down the street, mumbling. "Fuckin' fuckers, Nobody fuckin' listens."
Sep 09 22:33:02 <Dawny> "Bye guys" Kay goes back into the stryker and eats a god damn nutty bar
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Sep 09 22:34:41 <Dawny> «Redd, people got shot»
Sep 09 22:35:15 <Sabitsuki> Faust mindfully pushes his tiny bone creature out of the way of the vehicle as it leaves, quickly stepping away himself. The creature creaks questioningly. "Yes, people are rather dramatic here, Dave."
Sep 09 22:35:20 <Salmander> «Oh, ok.»
Sep 09 22:36:23 <Gerald> Charon's chuckling.
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Sep 09 22:38:30 <Tom90deg> "Remind me to scoop up that ash when we get there…We should also bury that other kid or something…"
Sep 09 22:38:48 <E4D> "Got it."
Sep 09 22:39:10 <Maddy> "Right." Alice drives, it doesn't take long being a 1.6k drive.
Sep 09 22:39:20 <Tom90deg> "Dunno if Midnight or Dusty can rebuild it, but maybe Joey could."
Sep 09 22:39:28 <Sabitsuki> The creature ascends Faust's pants and up onto his shoulder. It extends a scythe-like limb and pokes his ear. "What? Oh, yes. You need a better name, don't you? Not fond of 'Dave', eh?"
Sep 09 22:39:44 <E4D> Jason climbs out, pulling his helmet off and placing his boonie on his head.
Sep 09 22:39:51 <E4D> "Shall we?"
Sep 09 22:40:05 <E4D> He steps up to the door, and holds it open. "Ladies first."
Sep 09 22:40:29 <Tom90deg> Zoe climbs out with a sigh.
Sep 09 22:40:52 <Gerald> "Try not to run into any giant monster or death tournament this time, dear comrades." Charon laughs.
Sep 09 22:41:37 <Maddy> Alice gets out and smiles. "T-thank you dear."
Sep 09 22:41:54 <Sabitsuki> "Hm…" Faust runs a hand through his hair. "You look like a little scamp. A…thief? Hm?" Chitter. "Excellent. A bonethief you shall be."
Sep 09 22:42:52 <E4D> "Zoe? After you."
Sep 09 22:42:59 <Tom90deg> Zoe heads into the store, stopping to pick up a ziplock bag, and trying to locate the pile of ash that was once a gun.
Sep 09 22:43:52 <Maddy> Alice follows, looking for FOOD!
Sep 09 22:44:12 <Tom90deg> After some minutes, Zoe scoops up all the ash she can find, putting it in one of her pockets. "Alright…Lets find the kid, give him a proper burial…"
Sep 09 22:44:24 <Maddy> "F-food first."
Sep 09 22:44:45 <Tom90deg> Zoe glances around. "Um…Wiat…where'd he go?"
Sep 09 22:44:50 <E4D> "Canned meats, potatoes, veggies, anything you can find. Canned fruit is good too. We need that."
Sep 09 22:45:11 <Tom90deg> "I had a cart full of various stuff before the shooting…Um…"
Sep 09 22:45:15 <Maddy> "I w-would kill for fruit cocktail r-right now."
Sep 09 22:45:52 <Tom90deg> Zoe heads over to where she swears the body was, and ther's just a pool of blood, smears and some bloody footprints, and a bloody handpring on one of the shelves.
Sep 09 22:45:58 <E4D> "Well, grab some."
Sep 09 22:46:06 <Tom90deg> "Guys? He's not here. And there's bloody handprints…"
Sep 09 22:46:17 <Tom90deg> Zoe is backing away, getting near Alice.
Sep 09 22:46:27 <E4D> "Evaporated milk, too. Cereal. Anything packagaged, I don't care if it's sta-"
Sep 09 22:46:48 <Maddy> "L-lovely…lets g-grab the food and get out then."
Sep 09 22:46:51 <Dexanote> Chainshank walks to Zoe and Alice. « Wasn't me this time. »
Sep 09 22:47:09 <E4D> Jason looks around for the prints. Ah! There they are!
Sep 09 22:47:21 <E4D> They lead outside, to a rear entrance.
Sep 09 22:47:27 <Sabitsuki> "Come, little thief. Let us go find a quiet room and I'll see if I can find another spot in my dusty old rib cage for you." Faust whistles and walks off, into the hospital.
Sep 09 22:47:33 <Tom90deg> "He was shot in the head…"
Sep 09 22:47:54 <Maddy> Alice readies her weapon. "Zombies? Y-you have got to b-be kidding me."
Sep 09 22:48:40 <Tom90deg> "I don't know, look! Can we just throw everyhtng in the hummer and leave?"
Sep 09 22:48:51 <Maddy> "Up to Jason."
Sep 09 22:49:05 <Tom90deg> "Lets hurry then…"
Sep 09 22:49:19 <Gerald> Charon's walking around, pushing a shopping cart.
Sep 09 22:49:22 <Gerald> "What is this, now?"
Sep 09 22:49:28 <Tom90deg> Zoe starts to quickly toss things into carts, whatever she can reach that looks edible.
Sep 09 22:49:36 <E4D> «What vehicle did you take here, Charon?»
Sep 09 22:49:48 <Dexanote> Shank kicks in the rear entrance
Sep 09 22:49:54 <E4D> "You get anything you like, Alice?"
Sep 09 22:50:04 <Maddy> "…my god…"
Sep 09 22:50:50 <Maddy> Alice holds up a single, pristine box of Trix!
Sep 09 22:51:52 <Tom90deg> "Careful, that's probaly a few months old…Does cereal go bad?"
Sep 09 22:52:03 <Maddy> "I don't care."
Sep 09 22:52:19 <E4D> "It can get a little stale, but Trix doesn't get too bad."
Sep 09 22:52:22 <Maddy> "T-they don't have these in Canada. I'm keeping the b-box on principal."
Sep 09 22:52:25 <Tom90deg> Zoe looks up at shank kicking down the door. "Scarecrow?"
Sep 09 22:52:30 <Tom90deg> "What're you doing here?"
Sep 09 22:52:49 <Dexanote> He follows the prints.
Sep 09 22:54:51 <Gerald> "I do not believe I have ever eaten cereal before…."
Sep 09 22:56:16 <Tom90deg> "Jason? Alice? What should we do about the prints?"
Sep 09 22:56:27 <E4D> "Where did you grow up, Gerald?" Jason's in the process of readying his rifle, and advancing toward the rear.
Sep 09 22:56:32 <E4D> Shank, roll defense.
Sep 09 22:56:45 <Maddy> *Charon
Sep 09 22:56:53 <Dexanote> 4df+3 "Where are ya little bugger…"
Sep 09 22:56:54 <Glacon> Dexanote: "Where are ya little bugger…": 1 (4df+3=-, -, -, +)
Sep 09 22:57:13 <Maddy> Alice stashes the Trix and follows Jason slowly.
Sep 09 22:57:31 <E4D> 4df+4 Forsaken in life, vengeful in death.
Sep 09 22:57:32 <Glacon> E4D: Forsaken in life, vengeful in death.: 6 (4df+4=+, +, -, +)
Sep 09 22:57:46 <E4D> The impact of the blow sends Shank's pumpkin flying.
Sep 09 22:58:09 <Dexanote> He, in turn, is thrown across (i dunno if this is inside or outside now).
Sep 09 22:58:14 <Gerald> Charon follows the two of them.
Sep 09 22:58:54 <Gerald> "Do you think the Insurgency would allow memories to taint my work with them? My mind before my employment is an absolute blank."
Sep 09 22:59:56 <E4D> "Yo, Shank?"
Sep 09 22:59:58 <Tom90deg> "Shank?"
Sep 09 23:00:14 <E4D> Ho looks down a few aisles towards the door at the rear.
Sep 09 23:01:38 <Dexanote> Shank's roseplants are currently winding and shifting around, balling up into a hollowed "head". They twine together and stick out in a ridge, making a rosethorn mohawk. Two blooms follow up and sit as his eyes.
Sep 09 23:01:58 <Gerald> Charon slinks behind Jason and Alice. Hey, they're the two with the guns.
Sep 09 23:02:25 <Dexanote> 4df+2 "FUCK" He looks around while running to grab his Scythe.
Sep 09 23:02:25 <Glacon> Dexanote: "FUCK" He looks around while running to grab his Scythe.: 1 (4df+2=0, -, 0, 0)
Sep 09 23:02:44 <Gerald> "It appears that our friendly reaper is experiencing some trouble….."
Sep 09 23:03:07 <E4D> Jason breaks into a run at the rear of the store.
Sep 09 23:03:13 <Maddy> Alice is on his heels.
Sep 09 23:03:16 <Tom90deg> Zoe sticks by Alice
Sep 09 23:04:14 <Gerald> Charon pulls his hands up by his chest and sprints, legs shooting forward like a velociraptor.
Sep 09 23:04:25 <Nusquam> It's fairly obvious to Shank who his attacker was as they bolt after him with surprising agility, a gunshot wound in their forehead.
Sep 09 23:04:55 <E4D> Jason exits to the rear, looking for Shank.
Sep 09 23:05:03 <Nusquam> 4df+3 He dashes madly after Shank. Athletics to tackle before Shank reaches the scythe.
Sep 09 23:05:04 <Glacon> Nusquam: He dashes madly after Shank. Athletics to tackle before Shank reaches the scythe.: 7 (4df+3=+, +, +, +)
Sep 09 23:05:13 <Dexanote> "I JUS' PUT YA THROUGH, FUCK." He snatches the scythe and takes up a rough stance.
Sep 09 23:05:24 <Dexanote> 4df+3 or he doesn't snatch the Scythe
Sep 09 23:05:24 <Glacon> Dexanote: or he doesn't snatch the Scythe: 6 (4df+3=+, +, +, 0)
Sep 09 23:05:28 <Dexanote> NOPE.
Sep 09 23:05:56 <Dexanote> He's knocked hard away.
Sep 09 23:06:30 <E4D> Jason sees the dead SHIT instructor tackle the monstrous scarecrow. O_O
Sep 09 23:06:38 <Nusquam> The corpse leaps atop him and begins viciously tearing away anything he can lay his hands on.
Sep 09 23:06:41 <Nusquam> 4df+4
Sep 09 23:06:42 <Glacon> Nusquam: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, +, -)
Sep 09 23:06:49 <Dexanote> 4df+3 "YOR MINE."
Sep 09 23:06:49 <Glacon> Dexanote: "YOR MINE.": 3 (4df+3=+, 0, -, 0)
Sep 09 23:07:01 <Dexanote> Spending a Fate Point to ignore this damage.
Sep 09 23:07:27 <Nusquam> The corpse doesn't seem to give a damn about its bloodied hands as it removes handfuls of material.
Sep 09 23:07:33 <Dexanote> However, Chad tears a chunks of wood and flora out of Shank, yep.
Sep 09 23:08:11 <Maddy> 4df+4 Taking a shot at Chad
Sep 09 23:08:12 <Glacon> Maddy: Taking a shot at Chad: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, +, -)
Sep 09 23:08:30 <E4D> 4df+6 IFF headshot
Sep 09 23:08:30 <Glacon> E4D: IFF headshot: 7 (4df+6=+, 0, -, +)
Sep 09 23:08:42 <Nusquam> 4df+3 A headshot already didn't do it, what hope have you got?
Sep 09 23:08:42 <Glacon> Nusquam: A headshot already didn't do it, what hope have you got?: 2 (4df+3=0, -, +, -)
Sep 09 23:09:14 <Tom90deg> Zoe stays back, letting the guns do the work.
Sep 09 23:09:40 <Nusquam> The bursts from Alice and Jason's guns blast off what's left of his head.
Sep 09 23:09:51 <Dexanote> 4df+6 Tagging Harvester for +2 because "YOR ALREADY DEAD." let me describe my moves.
Sep 09 23:09:51 <Glacon> Dexanote: Tagging Harvester for +2 because "YOR ALREADY DEAD." let me describe my moves.: 8 (4df+6=+, 0, 0, +)
Sep 09 23:10:20 <Gerald> "Ah, what delicious manner of undead is this, now?"
Sep 09 23:10:50 <Gerald> Is the zombie in the supermarket or out of it right now?
Sep 09 23:10:54 <Tom90deg> "Who cares? Just kill it! We don't need zombies!"
Sep 09 23:10:55 <Nusquam> Ripping one final fistful of material from Shank's left side, the little that remains of the head - a portion of the lower jaw - pivots atop its neck as it turns to look at the source of the fire.
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Sep 09 23:11:33 <Dexanote> pause
Sep 09 23:14:14 <Nusquam> 4df+4 Def vs Shank
Sep 09 23:14:14 <Glacon> Nusquam: Def vs Shank: 7 (4df+4=+, +, +, 0)
Sep 09 23:16:27 <Dexanote> Chainshank blossoms; each and every rose stem splits from the others, flowers closing and thorns sharp. They wind and worm their way into and through Chad's skin, muscles, sinew, flesh, veins, arteries, anchoring the demon-reaper to the raging corpse.
Sep 09 23:16:53 <Gerald> Charon slinks over, trying to get behind the zombie. "Dismemberment is generally a safe way to truly destroy this."
Sep 09 23:17:15 <Dexanote> A moment of silence, a moment of stillness, and they twist in unison, one massive bursting rip, tearing Chad outward in every direction in a rain of blood.
Sep 09 23:17:33 <Maddy> "…gross."
Sep 09 23:17:43 <Tom90deg> "That was disgusting Shank."
Sep 09 23:17:56 <Gerald> Or rather, he pauses, blood splattering across him and his suit.
Sep 09 23:17:58 <Gerald> "Lovely."
Sep 09 23:18:21 <E4D> "Very well." Jason turns to head back into the store, checking his rifle.
Sep 09 23:18:23 <Maddy> "Effective though…so good job?"
Sep 09 23:18:31 <Dexanote> There's no Shank left, it's more of an urchin of some sort with a chain looping through it. It begins winding back together into his shape, on one knee.
Sep 09 23:18:41 <Gerald> "An exquisite show as usual, Reaper."
Sep 09 23:18:53 <Maddy> Alice follows Jason back into the store and goes back to collecting food.
Sep 09 23:18:57 <Dexanote> "An with that, he returns to tha ground."
Sep 09 23:20:09 <Nusquam> The now severely mangled body doesn't collapse, but rather slowly embraces the demon-reaper kneeling before it. It digs its hands, flesh torn away from the bone of its fingertips, into Shank's back.
Sep 09 23:20:11 <Tom90deg> "Are we gonna be seeting more of that?"
Sep 09 23:20:31 <Gerald> "Considering that zombies are best found in waves and hordes, I would imagine so."
Sep 09 23:20:37 <Tom90deg> "I mean…isn't there a dead body near the hospital? Zomeone Kay killed?"
Sep 09 23:21:00 <E4D> Jason runs along the canned meats soups and pasta aisle with an arm in the shelf, knocking dozens of cans into the cart.
Sep 09 23:21:02 <Nusquam> 4df+4 Ripping Shank apart like Hulk Hogan tears off a shirt.
Sep 09 23:21:02 <Glacon> Nusquam: Ripping Shank apart like Hulk Hogan tears off a shirt.: 1 (4df+4=0, -, -, -)
Sep 09 23:21:13 <Dexanote> 4df+3 "Stop that."
Sep 09 23:21:13 <Glacon> Dexanote: "Stop that.": 0 (4df+3=-, -, 0, -)
Sep 09 23:21:17 <Dexanote> …
Sep 09 23:21:18 <E4D> He makes several passes.
Sep 09 23:21:30 <E4D> "You say something, Shank?"
Sep 09 23:21:32 <Maddy> "Oooh, p-pasta!"
Sep 09 23:21:33 <Dexanote> FATE POINT
Sep 09 23:22:51 <Dexanote> «FUCK.»
Sep 09 23:23:20 <E4D> Jason sprints to the rear again. "What is it *now*?"
Sep 09 23:23:30 <Gerald> Charon watches. "Need some assistance, dear Shank?"
Sep 09 23:23:37 <Tom90deg> "Wiat, That thing is STILL alive?"
Sep 09 23:23:39 <Dexanote> 4df+4 "STAY DOWN."
Sep 09 23:23:40 <Glacon> Dexanote: "STAY DOWN.": 2 (4df+4=0, -, 0, -)
Sep 09 23:23:44 <Tom90deg> "Bloody hell…"
Sep 09 23:23:46 <Maddy> Alice stops gathering food and jogs back. "It's s-still alive. Huh."
Sep 09 23:23:49 <Dexanote> He constri- well not taht well.
Sep 09 23:23:58 <Nusquam> 4df+4 no
Sep 09 23:23:58 <Glacon> Nusquam: no: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, -, +)
Sep 09 23:24:01 <Dexanote> Nope.
Sep 09 23:24:04 <Maddy> 4df+4 take its arms off.
Sep 09 23:24:04 <Glacon> Maddy: take its arms off.: 4 (4df+4=-, +, -, +)
Sep 09 23:24:15 <Nusquam> 4df+4 NO
Sep 09 23:24:16 <Glacon> Nusquam: NO: 5 (4df+4=0, +, -, +)
Sep 09 23:24:18 <E4D> "GAH, FUCK!"
Sep 09 23:24:38 <Maddy> Alice glares. "Why wont you die?"
Sep 09 23:24:42 <Gerald> Charon reaches over, massive hands on the beasts shoulder.
Sep 09 23:24:44 <E4D> 4df+6 Keying suit systems, Jason stitches bottom to top with .338.
Sep 09 23:24:45 <Glacon> E4D: Keying suit systems, Jason stitches bottom to top with .338.: 4 (4df+6=-, -, -, +)
Sep 09 23:24:46 <Gerald> 4df+3 He tears outwards
Sep 09 23:24:47 <Glacon> Gerald: He tears outwards: 2 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, -)
Sep 09 23:25:04 <Tom90deg> Zoe looks around quickly, runnong and getting a large contaer of cooking oil and a few matches.
Sep 09 23:25:14 <Nusquam> It turns to stare at Alice. A strange, muffled gurgle and spatter of blood issues from its throat.
Sep 09 23:25:23 <Nusquam> 4df+4 NO
Sep 09 23:25:24 <Glacon> Nusquam: NO: 4 (4df+4=0, +, -, 0)
Sep 09 23:25:25 <Tom90deg> "Zombies hate fire right?"
Sep 09 23:26:02 <Dexanote> "DON'T YOU DARE."
Sep 09 23:26:25 <Tom90deg> "What do you suggest? YOu'll reform!"
Sep 09 23:26:44 <E4D> "FUCKING BURN IT!"
Sep 09 23:26:55 <Gerald> "For an undead, this monster is rather strong….Yes. Burn it."
Sep 09 23:27:03 <Nusquam> 4df+4 The mangled corpse reaches down and lifts Shank, slamming him into the side of the building.
Sep 09 23:27:03 <Glacon> Nusquam: The mangled corpse reaches down and lifts Shank, slamming him into the side of the building.: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, +, -)
Sep 09 23:27:06 <Tom90deg> Zoe cracks open the huge bottle and throws the cooking oil
Sep 09 23:27:16 <Maddy> "S-shake it off Shank."
Sep 09 23:27:43 <Tom90deg> 4df Throwing oil (No whammy…)
Sep 09 23:27:43 <Glacon> Tom90deg: Throwing oil (No whammy…): 1 (4df=+, 0, -, +)
Sep 09 23:27:54 <Nusquam> 4df+4 NO!
Sep 09 23:27:54 <Glacon> Nusquam: NO!: 2 (4df+4=0, 0, -, -)
Sep 09 23:27:56 <Dexanote> 4df+3
Sep 09 23:27:56 <Glacon> Dexanote: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, 0)
Sep 09 23:28:00 <Dexanote> Shank is slammed.
Sep 09 23:28:22 <Nusquam> Zoe coats the side of the building in cooking oil.
Sep 09 23:28:28 <Dexanote> 4df+4 He thrusts an arm out, punching as well as flaying Chad further. "NO."
Sep 09 23:28:28 <Glacon> Dexanote: He thrusts an arm out, punching as well as flaying Chad further. "NO.": 3 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, 0)
Sep 09 23:28:32 <Gerald> 4df+5 Tagging Warped
Sep 09 23:28:33 <Glacon> Gerald: Tagging Warped: 2 (4df+5=-, 0, -, -)
Sep 09 23:28:38 <Gerald> "I. SAID. DIE."
Sep 09 23:28:40 <E4D> 4df+6 Jason lets his rifle dangle, charges at the thing in an attempt to tackle. (Lemme know if I succeed. I have something)
Sep 09 23:28:41 <Glacon> E4D: Jason lets his rifle dangle, charges at the thing in an attempt to tackle. (Lemme know if I succeed. I have something): 5 (4df+6=0, -, +, -)
Sep 09 23:28:48 <Tom90deg> "Damn it! Grab a container! I can't hit the bloody thing!"
Sep 09 23:28:57 <Nusquam> 4df+4 How many Goddamn times do I have to tell you people. NO.
Sep 09 23:28:58 <Glacon> Nusquam: How many Goddamn times do I have to tell you people. NO.: 2 (4df+4=-, -, +, -)
Sep 09 23:29:07 <E4D> >:}
Sep 09 23:29:08 <Dexanote> to who
Sep 09 23:29:09 <Tom90deg> Zoe Grabs a second container and tries again.
Sep 09 23:29:25 <Tom90deg> 4df throwin the oil!
Sep 09 23:29:25 <Nusquam> Everyone succeeds but Charon.
Sep 09 23:29:25 <Glacon> Tom90deg: throwin the oil!: -1 (4df=-, -, 0, +)
Sep 09 23:29:31 <Nusquam> 4df+4
Sep 09 23:29:31 <Glacon> Nusquam: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, +, 0)
Sep 09 23:29:36 <Nusquam> Zoe fails too.
Sep 09 23:30:19 <E4D> He lands on the thing, rolls with it, and ends up on top. Drawing his handgun, Jason presses the barrel into the thing's stomach, centerline, and begins dumping rounds, letting the recoil walk the weapon's muzzleline up the spinal column.
Sep 09 23:31:00 <Dexanote> Shank drops, winding together as best he can. He only has one tattered rose-eye left. "… Bugger."
Sep 09 23:31:14 <Dexanote> He stands, and walks over towards the Scythe.
Sep 09 23:31:18 <Nusquam> It weakly flails a hand at Jason's face as he dumps the magazine, managing to do little more than smear blood across the faceplate before it collapses.
Sep 09 23:31:30 <Maddy> Alice gets a bit of a slasher grin. "T-that's my man…"
Sep 09 23:31:33 <Tom90deg> "Now can we take it outside and burn it?"
Sep 09 23:31:34 <Gerald> Charon stands there, staring at the corpse as Jason fills it with bullets.
Sep 09 23:31:41 <Gerald> "That is an excellent idea."
Sep 09 23:31:44 <Dexanote> He takes the Scythe and walks towards Jason. "Get off."
Sep 09 23:31:53 <Gerald> He's not looking away unless he's sure it's dead.
Sep 09 23:31:54 <E4D> "Fucking *please*. Shank? You got any ideas here?"
Sep 09 23:32:03 <Dexanote> "I cut it into pudding."
Sep 09 23:32:05 <E4D> He gets up and backs away.
Sep 09 23:32:07 <Tom90deg> Zoe grabs yet another container of oil. "Drag it outside, lets light the bastard up."
Sep 09 23:32:16 <Dexanote> 4df+4 "Return to the EARTH."
Sep 09 23:32:16 <Glacon> Dexanote: "Return to the EARTH.": 4 (4df+4=+, -, -, +)
Sep 09 23:32:42 <Dexanote> It severs the upper torso.
Sep 09 23:33:22 <Nusquam> 4df+4 No?
Sep 09 23:33:22 <Glacon> Nusquam: No?: 6 (4df+4=+, +, -, +)
Sep 09 23:33:37 <Dexanote> Does it grab the metal? I think it does.
Sep 09 23:33:50 <Nusquam> It does.
Sep 09 23:33:53 <Gerald> Charon walks into the supermarket.
Sep 09 23:33:55 <Tom90deg> Zoe starts to pour the oil over the prone zombie.
Sep 09 23:33:59 <Dexanote> "… Thaz not good."
Sep 09 23:33:59 <Maddy> "Fucking hell…"
Sep 09 23:33:59 <Gerald> He grabs the cash register, and picks it up.
Sep 09 23:34:02 <Gerald> He walks back over.
Sep 09 23:34:12 <Nusquam> Its arm shoots up and grabs ahold of the blade of the scythe, which embeds in its wrist.
Sep 09 23:34:12 <Dexanote> 4df+4 "AGAIN!"
Sep 09 23:34:13 <Glacon> Dexanote: "AGAIN!": 2 (4df+4=0, 0, -, -)
Sep 09 23:34:15 <Gerald> 4df+5 Tagging Warped again.
Sep 09 23:34:15 <Glacon> Gerald: Tagging Warped again.: 6 (4df+5=+, 0, +, -)
Sep 09 23:34:26 <Gerald> Charon starts smashing the corpse with a register.
Sep 09 23:34:26 <Nusquam> 4df+4 Come on, Glacon.
Sep 09 23:34:27 <Glacon> Nusquam: Come on, Glacon.: 4 (4df+4=0, -, 0, +)
Sep 09 23:34:29 <Maddy> "You know…we could just go."
Sep 09 23:34:43 <Tom90deg> "It'll come afer us. Things always do."
Sep 09 23:34:57 <Dexanote> "s already dead. Tha dead don' sleep."
Sep 09 23:35:00 <Nusquam> Charon successfully pulps it. Shank has difficulty wedging his scythe free.
Sep 09 23:35:08 <Tom90deg> Zoe lights a match and tosses it on the oil soaked corpse.
Sep 09 23:35:09 <Gerald> Charon looks at the pulp.
Sep 09 23:35:20 <Gerald> He drops the register on the spot the head used to be.
Sep 09 23:35:28 <Gerald> "This is how we dealt with problems in the Insurgency."
Sep 09 23:35:30 <Nusquam> Ch-ching. The drawer slides open.
Sep 09 23:35:36 <E4D> Jason nods approvingly. "Ice cold, Boatman."
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Sep 09 23:35:41 <Maddy> Alice giggles a little.
Sep 09 23:35:49 <E4D> "You beat them to death with a cash register?"
Sep 09 23:36:10 <Dexanote> "… Well then." He stands tyhe Scythe to the side and pats himself off. "Thaz one way ta do it."
Sep 09 23:36:32 <Gerald> "Yes. Occasionally, when we had no registers, we used vending machines."
Sep 09 23:36:46 <Maddy> "You're l-looking a little frayed, S-shank."
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Sep 09 23:37:14 <Tom90deg> The oil catches fire, for all the good it's doing and the smell of burning meat starts to fill the air.
Sep 09 23:37:15 <Dexanote> "A bit." he's also covered in gore.
Sep 09 23:37:18 <E4D> Jason picks the pumpkin up and looks at it for a moment, then passes it to Shank.
Sep 09 23:37:36 <Dexanote> It's in pieces, btw.
Sep 09 23:38:00 <Dexanote> His head is a hollowed winding ball of rose plants, making a mohawk from the tendrils.
Sep 09 23:38:12 <Maddy> "We c-could like…glue it?"
Sep 09 23:38:24 <E4D> Jason looks at the pieces, then drops them all into his drop pouch, then heads inside. "Thinkin' the same thing."
Sep 09 23:38:41 <Tom90deg> "Later…lets get this stuff loaded please? I don't want to spend another minute here."
Sep 09 23:39:00 <E4D> He salvages a bottle of Gorilla Glue, then heads back to his cart filled to the brim with canned stuff.
Sep 09 23:39:07 <Maddy> "M-might look cool…" Alice is picturing Sahnk and the combled together pumpking head.
Sep 09 23:39:14 <E4D> "Alice, get some snacky stuff real quick?"
Sep 09 23:39:17 <Dexanote> "Eh. i'll try it."
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Sep 09 23:39:27 <Tom90deg> Zoe continues to load canned and dried goods, also grabbing a few bottles of booze
Sep 09 23:39:37 <Maddy> "Of c-course dear." Alice aquires SNACKS.
Sep 09 23:39:38 <E4D> "We can put sparkles and doilies and glitter on it, too."
Sep 09 23:40:04 <Gerald> Charon walks through the rest of the market, dropping a few items into a shopping cart.
Sep 09 23:40:35 <E4D> «Zoey, they got any liquor?»
Sep 09 23:40:35 <Maddy> "Hell, if w-we just held it t-together while your vines d-did their thing, wouldn't t-that hold it together?"
Sep 09 23:41:01 <Maddy> "Oh, Joey and Dusty made l-like…5L of mead last night."
Sep 09 23:41:10 <Dexanote> "I c'n grow a new one mebbe."
Sep 09 23:41:26 <Maddy> .choose yes!, no…
Sep 09 23:41:26 <Glacon> Maddy: yes!
Sep 09 23:41:28 <Dexanote> most obvious thing in the entire world
Sep 09 23:41:41 <Maddy> Alice finds FRUIT JERKY! She tells no one.
Sep 09 23:41:51 <Tom90deg> "Yep, they've a whole section. Got any requests?"
Sep 09 23:42:12 <E4D> "… Mead?" Jason glances over at Shank. "Well, I got the glue and pieces if that fails."
Sep 09 23:42:23 <Gerald> "The wine here is absolutely atrocious, but it is considerably better than nothing."
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Sep 09 23:42:25 <Dexanote> "S' a pumpkin. Thissis alright for now."
Sep 09 23:42:27 <E4D> «Jack Daniels or Red Stag.»
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Sep 09 23:42:35 <E4D> «Fuck a bunch of wine.»
Sep 09 23:42:44 <Maddy> "Honey w-wine. We had it at the wedding."
Sep 09 23:43:38 <Tom90deg> "Gotya."
Sep 09 23:43:57 <Tom90deg> Zoe grabs bottels of whatever she can name or looks intresting, along with the requests.
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Sep 09 23:50:09 <E4D> Jason hauls his cart out to the Hummer, and dumps it sideways into the cargo area.
Sep 09 23:50:18 <Gerald> "Ah, should we accept our fate with the mediocre ravioli, or spring for the cuisine design? It is considerably more expensive."
Sep 09 23:51:07 <Waxx> «This is Strelnikov, we are coming in.»
Sep 09 23:51:19 <E4D> "Hey man, if it's gonna make ya feel guilty, go ahead and take whatever came out of the cash register out back and ring out."
Sep 09 23:51:30 <Maddy> "Hehe."
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Sep 09 23:52:17 <Gerald> Charon grabs the ravioli, some wine, and whatever popped out of the register before dropping it in the back of the vehicle.
Sep 09 23:53:12 <Maddy> Alice is grining about her Trix and secret FRUIT JERKY!
Sep 09 23:54:19 <Waxx> Dmitri and Misha show up, expecting a hero's welcome.
Sep 09 23:54:24 <Waxx> …nobody is there to greet them.
Sep 09 23:54:27 <Ragazzo> Dusty is in a own room, drinking mead, and looking at pictures of andra.
Sep 09 23:54:32 <Waxx> They hang their heads in shame and retire to their respective quarters.
Sep 09 23:54:33 <Ragazzo> *in a room
Sep 09 23:55:30 <Tom90deg> Zoe starts loading everything up into the Hummer.
Sep 09 23:56:11 <Maddy> "My god. Jason I j-just had the BEST idea!"
Sep 09 23:56:24 <Waxx> Dmitri closes the door to his private room, lights his tiny esbit stove, and collapses on the bed.
Sep 09 23:56:44 <Gerald> "The BEST idea? Do tell, Alice."
Sep 09 23:56:45 <E4D> "Hmm?"
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Sep 09 23:57:07 <Maddy> "We need to salvege a f-food truck. L-like a s-street vendor thing."
Sep 09 23:57:20 <Maddy> "So w-we can cook better food."
Sep 09 23:57:43 <Tom90deg> "Where would we even get one of those?"
Sep 09 23:58:01 <E4D> "Oh shit."
Sep 09 23:58:05 <Maddy> "A-any large town."
Sep 09 23:58:14 <Tom90deg> 'I mena, I know they have to come from somewhere, but they're like taxicabs. Where are they formed?"
Sep 09 23:58:37 <Gerald> "And what a Convoy we shall be! Armored tanks, armored Humvees, the Eve of Destruction!"
Sep 09 23:58:38 <Maddy> "Oh, usually they're kinda c-cobled together b-but the person w-whoe runs them"
Sep 09 23:58:41 <Gerald> "And a food truck!"
Sep 09 23:58:52 <Maddy> "Hell yes."
Sep 09 23:59:20 <Maddy> "I'm s-saying we just t-take one that g-go left behind, c-clean it out and go."
Sep 09 23:59:34 <Tom90deg> "Well, we could search around, I'm sure there's one somewhere. Or worst case, we could make one. What's in there, stove, oven and whatnot?
Sep 09 23:59:44 <Tom90deg> "Could be easy to make, maybe."
Sep 10 00:00:40 <E4D> "We could convert the RV."
Sep 10 00:01:11 <Tom90deg> "Heh, is there a hardware store around?"
Sep 10 00:01:15 <Gerald> "Are there mechanics in our wonderful little troupe? It may be best to give such a vehicle some form of armor plating, in case of another attack."
Sep 10 00:01:20 <Maddy> "We could, b-but the RV doesn't have a flat to a-already, a-and it;s how we shower."
Sep 10 00:02:23 <Maddy> *top
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Sep 10 00:15:05 <E4D> "All right." Jason climbs into the driver's seat. "Ya'll ready to be up out this bitch?"
Sep 10 00:15:24 <Dexanote> "Am I ever." shank climbs into the passenger seat.
Sep 10 00:15:33 <Maddy> "Yep!" Alice is whereever
Sep 10 00:15:35 <Gerald> Charon pulls himself on top. "Considerably."
Sep 10 00:15:47 <Tom90deg> "Indeed."
Sep 10 00:17:54 <E4D> Jason releases the parking break, checks both ways, and carefully eases onto the roadway.