Up in Flames

(9:58:18 PM) Ragazzo: Dusty is trying to create a stable mix of regular gunpowder, and fulminating silver, for that extra kick.
(9:58:35 PM) MisterFlames: Midnight sniffs it curiously, then takes some. "Interesting."
(9:58:42 PM) Ragazzo: 4df+4 Hard science for super explosives.
(9:58:43 PM) Glacon: Ragazzo: Hard science for super explosives.: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, +)
(9:59:57 PM) Maddy: Alice used ome of the rabbit meat in the sauce, waste not.
(10:00:15 PM) Dawny: "This is bomb"
(10:00:29 PM) Maddy: "T-thanks. Had to learn to cook young."
(10:01:13 PM) MartinSage left the room (quit: Quit: I can't do that, Dave.).
(10:02:46 PM) E4D [PI.B08D965B.17C6AEC6.7D53AD95|tibbiM#PI.B08D965B.17C6AEC6.7D53AD95|tibbiM] entered the room.
(10:02:55 PM) Maddy: "Dad d-didn't kno how, and I h-hate military food. W-well I did." Pastaslurp.
(10:02:57 PM) Nusquam: Dusty.
(10:02:59 PM) Nusquam: Physical Defense.
(10:03:12 PM) E4D: Jason's still in the LAV.
(10:03:24 PM) Maddy: He can probably smell garlicy pasta
(10:03:30 PM) Dawny: "Military food's good"
(10:03:32 PM) Ragazzo: 4df+4 Bwuh?
(10:03:32 PM) Glacon: Ragazzo: Bwuh?: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, +, -)
(10:03:34 PM) Maddy: His wifey is cooking again.
(10:03:45 PM) Maddy: "It's ok…I'm g-grown…used to it."
(10:04:07 PM) Nusquam: 4df+5 Maybe he shouldn't fuck with explosives that can be set off by a falling feather.
(10:04:07 PM) Glacon: Nusquam: Maybe he shouldn't fuck with explosives that can be set off by a falling feather.: 4 (4df+5=-, 0, 0, 0)
(10:04:26 PM) Dexanote: Shank glances over at Dusty a moment before something happens.
(10:04:34 PM) Ragazzo: He's in his room.
(10:05:05 PM) Nusquam: The mixture explodes spectacularly, destroying his makeshift lab apparatus and peppering him with burning gunpowder and broken glass.
(10:05:31 PM) Dexanote: towards*
(10:05:32 PM) Ragazzo: "Ah! Damn it!"
(10:05:37 PM) Dexanote: COMPEL FWOOSH
(10:05:44 PM) Nusquam: Physical defense again.
(10:06:01 PM) Ragazzo: Accepted?
(10:06:07 PM) Ragazzo: 4df+4 Nus' defense
(10:06:08 PM) Glacon: Ragazzo: Nus' defense: 4 (4df+4=+, 0, -, 0)
(10:06:24 PM) Nusquam: This is resolving the Fwoosh compel, since you accepted it.
(10:06:46 PM) Nusquam: 4df+5 The fireball engulfs Dusty, setting him alight. The explosion is audible to anyone in the building.
(10:06:46 PM) Glacon: Nusquam: The fireball engulfs Dusty, setting him alight. The explosion is audible to anyone in the building.: 7 (4df+5=+, 0, +, 0)
(10:07:07 PM) Nusquam: You're down 2 Body.
(10:07:19 PM) Soulless: Alicel jumps to his feet and runs downto check what happened and why there was a kaboom.
(10:07:30 PM) Dexanote: Shank chuckles.
(10:07:32 PM) Maddy: Alice looks up frm her pasta. O_O
(10:07:51 PM) Soulless: Alicel runs to the scene. "Dusty, sir, are you alive??"
(10:07:53 PM) Ragazzo: Dusty stops, drops, and rolls.
(10:07:58 PM) Dawny: Kay swears and grabs a med kit. «What happened?»
(10:08:05 PM) Nusquam: Fire alarms begin blaring. Sadly, as there is no water, the sprinklers do not engage.
(10:08:06 PM) Ragazzo: He's a bit too busy to reply.
(10:08:11 PM) E4D: Jason unfolds his rifle's stock as he bursts out of the LAV. «ALL STATIONS, REPORT STATUS. POSSIBLE CONTACT.»
(10:08:20 PM) Nusquam: 1d2 The room begins burning, it does not.
(10:08:21 PM) Glacon: Nusquam: The room begins burning, it does not.: 1 (1d2=1)
(10:08:30 PM) Dawny: «No idea, it's inside»
(10:08:31 PM) Ragazzo: God damn it.
(10:08:54 PM) Nusquam: There is smoke pouring out of Dusty's window, which probably shattered.
(10:09:35 PM) Nusquam: Physical Defense again, please.
(10:09:35 PM) Ragazzo: Does dusty put himself out?
(10:09:41 PM) Nusquam: That's what we're going to determine.
(10:09:42 PM) Ragazzo: 4df+4 Ok
(10:09:43 PM) Glacon: Ragazzo: Ok: 3 (4df+4=0, 0, -, 0)
(10:09:48 PM) Dawny: Kay sprints toward the fire, cursing at Dusty the whole time.
(10:09:49 PM) Dexanote: "Well, 'es alive still…"
(10:09:52 PM) Nusquam: 4df+3 Burning MAN
(10:09:53 PM) Glacon: Nusquam: Burning MAN: 2 (4df+3=+, -, -, 0)
(10:10:20 PM) Nusquam: His flailing about successfully extinguishes most of the flames on himself. However, the room is still burning, and rather furiously.
(10:10:21 PM) E4D: "Jesus fucking Christ…" He grabs a hi-cap extinguisher from the LAV and hauls ass up toward Dusty's room.
(10:10:46 PM) Maddy: Alice…stays with her pasta. What the crap is she going to do in this situation.
(10:10:51 PM) Ragazzo: Dusty grabs an extinguisher, because he thought this might happen and goes to work dowsing the flames.
(10:11:03 PM) Ragazzo: FWwwsh, fwwwssssh.
(10:11:24 PM) Nusquam: 1d6 Extinguisher efficacy.
(10:11:24 PM) Glacon: Nusquam: Extinguisher efficacy.: 2 (1d6=2)
(10:11:32 PM) Dexanote: "… !?! MYOW!"
(10:11:54 PM) E4D: Jason's on the scene moments later, blasting aqueous film-forming solution everywhere.
(10:11:54 PM) Soulless: Alicel grabs Dusty and tries to drag him out of his room so nothing collapses on him, this building hasn't been well maintained and shit
(10:11:57 PM) Nusquam: There is little notable effect. The smoke is becoming overwhelming, and Dusty is in considerable pain after being set on fire.
(10:12:17 PM) E4D: Trained in shipboard firefighting of volatile substances, Jason's hopefully a little more effective.
(10:12:18 PM) Dawny: "GET ME HIM!"
(10:12:32 PM) Nusquam: 1d6 Efficacy part 2
(10:12:33 PM) Glacon: Nusquam: Efficacy part 2: 2 (1d6=2)
(10:12:40 PM) Nusquam: 'bout the same, really.
(10:12:45 PM) E4D: Jason pauses for a moment to grab Dusty by the collar, and hurl him out the door.
(10:12:57 PM) Ragazzo: "God damn it!" Dusty wheezes geting thrown out outside.
(10:13:19 PM) Soulless: Alicel follows Dusty out to avoid getting burned.
(10:13:35 PM) Dexanote: Dusty lands on Bruce.
(10:13:38 PM) Dawny: Kay runs up to Dusty, dragging him a safe distance away.
(10:13:39 PM) Dexanote: "MYOW."
(10:13:45 PM) Nusquam: The fire by this point is probably more than the extinguishers can handle.
(10:14:20 PM) Soulless: Alicel runs down. «Everyone, we need to get out of the building.»
(10:14:38 PM) Dawny: "Dusty, one to ten" Kay tries to get him out of the building.
(10:14:58 PM) E4D: Jason turns tail out of the building, hauling ass and stopping to kick Dusty in the ass as hard as he can on the way out.
(10:15:19 PM) E4D: 4df+4 Kick to the ass.
(10:15:20 PM) Glacon: E4D: Kick to the ass.: 1 (4df+4=-, -, -, 0)
(10:15:24 PM) E4D: …
(10:15:31 PM) Ragazzo: 4df+4 Watch the critfail
(10:15:31 PM) Glacon: Ragazzo: Watch the critfail: 5 (4df+4=0, +, -, +)
(10:15:33 PM) Soulless: Alicel looks down at Bruce, figures he'll be alright and gets out of there.
(10:15:34 PM) E4D: It has no appreciable effect.
(10:15:38 PM) Ragazzo: Now you fucking do it.
(10:15:39 PM) E4D: But it still hurts.
(10:15:41 PM) Dexanote: you kick Briuce
(10:15:59 PM) Ragazzo: Dusty gets the hell out.
(10:16:18 PM) Soulless: "Is everyone alright? Dusty, sir, are you alright?"
(10:16:28 PM) E4D: «EVERYONE, MOUNT THE FUCK UP. GET YOUR SHIT AND MOUNT THE FUCK UP, NOW.»
(10:16:32 PM) Ragazzo: "Fuck /me/. Where is everyone else?"
(10:16:47 PM) Maddy: Alice sighs, glad she never brought anything inside and starts pakcing up and putting the delicious pasta away.
(10:17:13 PM) E4D: "FUCK *YOU*, YA GODDAMN RETARD."
(10:17:16 PM) Dawny: Kay drags Dusty into the back of the stryker. "One to ten"
(10:17:31 PM) MisterFlames: Midnight mounts up.
(10:17:49 PM) E4D: "Fuck the one to ten. Just treat his ass for burns. Get ready to be mobile, Kay."
(10:18:04 PM) Dexanote: Shank sits on the Eve. Beuce waddles after Dusty
(10:18:06 PM) Dexanote: Bruce
(10:18:08 PM) Ragazzo: "Fuck. God damn it. Six. I Maybe, augh, god damn it! Nothing works right anymore."
(10:18:11 PM) Soulless: Alicel throws ALL the nutty bars into the tanks along with his various electronics. He packs all his shit on and gets in Florence.
(10:18:11 PM) Waxx: Dmitri and Misha come out of the hotel, grumbling to each other. They both glare at Dusty.
(10:18:18 PM) E4D: Jason tosses his gear inside the rear of the LAV. "Care to drive, hun?"
(10:18:41 PM) ***Tox|Laptop edits "What The Hell, Player"
(10:18:41 PM) Maddy: Alice starts up the LAV, sighing. She was having such a nice day.
(10:18:46 PM) E4D: "We need to be the fuck out of here. Take us to another part of town. Quick, fast, and in a hurry."
(10:18:55 PM) Maddy: "Yep."
(10:18:56 PM) Dawny: 4df+4 medical maneuver, giving Dusty pain meds.
(10:18:57 PM) Glacon: Dawny: medical maneuver, giving Dusty pain meds.: 1 (4df+4=-, -, 0, -)
(10:19:29 PM) E4D: "Less likely to be detected in here than out in the desert without cover at this point."
(10:19:31 PM) Nusquam: Kay must have misread, because that was saline solution.
(10:20:06 PM) Maddy: Alice heads to Zig Zag Motel on the other end of town.
(10:21:27 PM) Nusquam: The trip is largely uneventful. The hotel burns intensely behind you.
(10:21:40 PM) Dawny: 4df+7 Tagging Corpsman Up! Kay flushes, disinfects, cleans the glass out, and dresses the burns.
(10:21:41 PM) Glacon: Dawny: Tagging Corpsman Up! Kay flushes, disinfects, cleans the glass out, and dresses the burns.: 6 (4df+7=-, 0, -, +)
(10:22:02 PM) Maddy: They pull up to this place http://www.zigzagmotel.com.au/ though the lawn and garden are over grown.
(10:22:16 PM) Ragazzo: "God damn it. Such /bullshit/." Dusty stares at the blaze. "Things don't burn like that."
(10:22:40 PM) Dawny: "Shut the *fuck* up Dusty"
(10:23:31 PM) Waxx: "We are in the middle of fuckink Australia, everything -fuckink burns- you idiot."
(10:24:05 PM) Maddy: The pool looks pretty groce too.
(10:24:49 PM) Ragazzo: "The fuck do they make the buildings out of here."
(10:25:07 PM) Soulless: "At least if anything burns again, there is a pool we can use."
(10:25:11 PM) E4D: "Put us under something, hun, if you can."
(10:26:01 PM) Maddy: Alice finds some trees to stuck them under. The overgowness provides good cover.
(10:36:59 PM) Ragazzo: Dusty fumes silently, eyes burning with rage, because all of a sudden it's like the world decided to stop following all the rules he's gotten used too.
(10:37:26 PM) Ragazzo: Starting with 'you can't make grape juice otu of pool cleaning chemicals and water'
(10:38:28 PM) Nusquam: Oh wait, he's an alchemist, yes he can.
(10:38:30 PM) Dexanote: "Man 's not stoppin. Nice work."
(10:42:52 PM) Soulless: Alicel tries to pat an unburned patch to try and comfort Dusty.
(10:43:55 PM) Dexanote: "An' here I was thinkin you'd fuck up an' get stuck. Shows me."
(10:44:06 PM) Ragazzo: The pool was literally only regular science. No magic. "Shut up shank."
(10:44:20 PM) Ragazzo: Dusty is not comforted.
(10:45:04 PM) Dawny: Kay gets out of the stryker, fed up with Dusty, and lights a cigarette.
(10:45:39 PM) Maddy: Alice unloads her pasta again. "F-food for anyone who wants it."
(10:46:04 PM) E4D: Jason's sitting in the rear of the LAV, still, then gets up to help Alice get her pasta out.
(10:46:08 PM) E4D: "That guy…"
(10:46:22 PM) Maddy: "Yyyyyep."
(10:46:22 PM) E4D: He shakes his head. "I mean… godfuckingdamnit, seriously…"